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Family Stories: Uncle Louis

I’m doing some electronic file cleanup today, and ran across a piece of writing my dad must have sent me years ago but I have no recollection of reading. It’s an interesting window into the lives and attitudes of my grandparents and great aunt and uncle, all of whom I barely knew.


. . . a small piece of meat, bone, and gristle went flying out the kitchen window.

            ‘What was that your threw out? I asked.’

            ‘A piece of somethin’ that floated to the top of the gumbo, why?’

            ‘Shape a little like a banana with a little bone inside o’ it?’

            ‘Yeah, but so what?’

            ‘You idjit! That was the penis bone from de possum we trew in de gumbo!’

            ‘Animals do not have a bone in their dicks, Uncle Louis.’

            ‘Louis! You see now what you’ve got the boy doing with your filthy language?’ said my mother still in her housecoat.

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Three Years Post Cancer

It’s been a while since I last wrote about cancer, largely because I don’t consciously think about it much these days, three years post-treatment. Then someone will ask me, with a concerned and meaningful look: “How are you?”

As far as cancer goes, I’m fine. I’m down to one annual round of mammograms, followed by visits to all my doctors, who tell me everything is good. This summer will probably be the last time I see the radiation doc. I need to see the oncologist at least annually, because I’m still on tamoxifen.

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Rats! (and Mice)

Ikea sells some charmingly weird stuffed animals, including the rats above.

And mice:

Ikea mice
…which I had to add to the family because the white one is clearly the result of a genetics experiment gone wrong; I think his father was Gonzo from the Muppet Show.

A rat also found its way into my office:

Ikea rat