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The Last of OpenSolaris

The summer of 2010 was largely a painful mess. I had moved to San Francisco in April, and by late May was very ill with a sinus infection that would eventually require months of antibiotics and two procedures to clear out. On the work side, Sun had been bought by Oracle, and we were in the throes of a merger that caused enormous pain to most former Sun employees.

I had an office in building 18 of Sun’s Menlo Park (MPK) campus, but I didn’t spend much time there. The building already seemed very empty: whole teams had been laid off, and those remaining preferred to work from home so as not to be constantly reminded of those who were gone.

By midsummer, we knew for sure that MPK would be sold and we’d all be moving to Sun’s Santa Clara offices. As a minor part of preparing for the move, I was asked to clear out 10 or so storage rooms that had belonged to various groups. I was ideal for this assignment: I’m very good at sorting and packing. I also hate waste, so I was anxious to find good homes for as much stuff as possible, though this was a lot more work than just “recycling” it all.

First, I took inventory:

  • Over 3000 t-shirts. Most had been made for OpenSolaris user groups (why were there so many for Poland?!?). We were no longer allowed to give these away outside the company, because the OpenSolaris brand had been “deprecated”.
  • Hundreds of baseball caps, also OpenSolaris-logoed. Ditto.
  • A gigantic shipping pallet full of copies of the OpenSolaris Bible. The information in them was (and is) still useful, but, again – wrong branding.
  • Hundreds of copies of Solaris Internals, Solaris Application Programming, and others, but only 28 of Solaris Performance and Tools – which proved to be the most in-demand of the books.
  • Huge amounts of office supplies, which we gave to a program that gives this stuff to teachers.

There were a few unique items, such as Solaris-logoed boxer shorts. Thousands of plastic license plate frames intended for a dismally-failed promo for the Sun cloud (nothing to do with these but put them in the recycle bin).

^ I found two of these robots in a closet that had belonged to the Java team. Online research showed that they had been part of one of Gosling‘s toy shows at JavaOne some years before. They came home with me; one has since gone on to pursue a career in Hollywood, the other is at the Joyent offices (matches the decor) went to live with Ben Rockwood’s family. I assume that Number 3 still lives with Gosling.

And OpenSolaris-labelled champagne:

I remembered this: it had been served at a party during CommunityOne in 2008. Lynn and I snagged a case of the remainders to take back to our colleagues in Broomfield. The case or so that I later found in a store room in MPK we served at a farewell-to-MPK party in August, 2010.

Making endless trips between buildings with trolleys full of heavy boxes, I consolidated all the books and apparel into one large storage room. Then I advertised within the company to find “buyers.” To my surprise, everyone wanted an OpenSolaris shirt. None had been given out within the company: only people who had attended conferences and user group events had them. Which left out most of the engineers who had actually created (Open)Solaris! So I packed up dozens of shirts to send to Sun offices around the world. I took piles of stuff to the engineering meetings that I attended as part of my regular job – which turned out to be a good way to warm up engineers who were previously too shy to even speak to me.

But there was still a lot of stuff left. Towards the end of summer, when I was on a deadline to get Building 18 cleared, I started having lunchtime “store hours” when people could come rifle through piles of shirts and pick up books.

An Oracle VP of software drove down from Redwood Shores to get copies of Solaris Internals for his team – said he didn’t have budget to buy them. ???

Dozens of people came to grab some remnants of Sun history. There were historic encounters, such as the above meeting in my storeroom/showroom between Solaris book authors Darryl Gove and Brendan Gregg.

Some of the schwag has had interesting later lives. Several dozen hats went to a church, to help keep people together during a hike in Yosemite. Another bunch ended up at a school event, and are still seen on that campus today. I gave a hat to a friend who had nothing to do with Solaris, but now gets chatted up by random geeks in San Francisco whenever she wears it.

^ One of the largest things we kept was this 40-foot banner, which we later used to decorate a Solaris Family Reunion.

While the last of the OpenSolaris branding was thus being purged from Sun/Oracle, two significant things happened for the future of the technology itself:

(More history and what happened next is here.)


 

Part 1: Resistance is Futile: The Oracle Acquisition

Part 2: What to Expect When You’re Expecting – to Be Acquired

Part 3: Fishworks and Me

Part 4: Into the Belly of the Beast

Part 5: The Last of OpenSolaris

Coda: Letting Go of a Beloved Technology

The Twitter Diaries: April 2012

In reverse chronological order.
2012-04-30 23:57:53 @obscurebug Have a look among your colleagues – they are the principal principle offenders! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197112569499107329

2012-04-30 23:48:05 @PeterKretzman LOL! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197110105626525696

2012-04-30 23:30:49 @johnnysunshine For all the people doing it, the companies concerned seem to be largely unprincipled. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197105758402383872

2012-04-30 23:28:24It’s embarrassing how many people list themselves as “principle” engineers on LinkedIn. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197105148546392064

2012-04-30 23:22:19″it is believed India today speaks between 850 and 900 distinct languages” http://t.co/g97U7J77 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197103619483512833

2012-04-30 21:18:21SmartOS community: your feedback needed on Proposed Outline and Structure of SmartOS Wiki http://t.co/q1nyZYuR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197072422783037441

2012-04-30 18:34:37dtrace.conf 2008 Videos – Complete Playlist – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/qrYza6ac http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197031219215597569

2012-04-30 18:12:32RT @ndroid: @complex It bears noting that I didn’t need to go beyond the docs to get good performance with #smartos – wish that were cas … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197025660282208257

2012-04-30 17:35:46RT @rmustacc: Finally landed mdb tab completion into Joyent’s illumos gate. Thanks to Matt Amdur who worked on it with me at the illumos … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197016409044299776

2012-04-30 16:40:45 @hostname Yes, and may be live streamed if bandwidth permits. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/197002562233307136

2012-04-30 15:24:05RT @adrianhardy: never thought I’d find *nix jokes funny but I’ve just cried with laughter: http://t.co/izoH5Iry #nerd #onstatFTW (via h … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196983269298937856

2012-04-30 15:14:46 @chrisridd A consumer camcorder only has a dodgy little audio jack, cables fall out easily. Beachtek has XLR. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196980921495339009

2012-04-30 15:13:28 @MogdenPong Seems like a standard police mystery, set in Sicily, with great acting. Sadly, TV leaves out the books’ obsession with food. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196980594582884353

2012-04-30 05:53:492 episodes of Montalbano in 1 evening – haven’t immersed myself that much in Italy and Italian in 3 years. Feeling disoriented now. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196839755097452544

2012-04-30 05:52:01 @jacques Good luck and hugs all round! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196839303253475329

2012-04-30 04:24:07Italian TV gets away with a lot more swearing that American. The subtitles weren’t entirely accurate. 😉 http://t.co/0eqMmC1w http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196817180891951104

2012-04-30 03:19:21 @c_bright …and 4 more in May, use the search on “Montalbano” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196800881205841920

2012-04-30 03:18:57 @c_bright http://t.co/AB5OkSoZ – they’re repeating tonight’s ep at 9pm PT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196800783038160896

2012-04-30 02:39:26Ok, it’s a little freaky for me to watch Montalbano on TV in the US. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196790835378003969

2012-04-30 00:07:35Too lazy/sleepy to go to the store for salsa, so I’ll be having this with tonight’s quesadilla: Salsa Criolla http://t.co/niYk5Xbz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196752621233639426

2012-04-30 00:02:39 @jmclulow It was bad enough in Europe. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196751382940889088

2012-04-30 00:00:42Apologies to friends who count themselves Catholic, but how can anyone take the Church seriously as a moral entity? http://t.co/15uQpAGj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196750889913032704

2012-04-29 23:55:14″college these days is a luxury item with newly uncertain returns” http://t.co/iLUUzMXH http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196749513854160896

2012-04-29 21:22:55. @mcavage Maybe someday we can do this: http://t.co/3f5NWGfF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196711183703752704

2012-04-29 21:13:38new! Sunday Flower Walk http://t.co/8Dl043hW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196708848751476737

2012-04-29 21:04:55RT @ndroid: Wow, KVM+ZFS sure blows ESXi+NetApp+Single-file FlexClone out of the water for deployment time – by orders or magnitude. #sm … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196706654916575234

2012-04-29 20:30:06 @kbeninato Ah, the young. Thinking they’re the first to discover everything. #jazzfest http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196697890117259265

2012-04-29 20:24:54Got the TV tuned so I can watch Montalbano on PBS. One of the few things I’d go out of my way for, and I’m therefore glad it’s intermittent. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196696581574103041

2012-04-29 20:23:38 @timoreilly G+ would greatly benefit from easy Twitter integration, but I suppose you’ve said that already… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196696264363081728

2012-04-29 19:04:22Whistling the theme from “All Things Considered” at the farmers’ market. How liberal can you be? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196676317150846976

2012-04-29 18:32:42Who needs a botanical garden? My Oakland neighbors have plants I’ve never seen before! What is this? http://t.co/np4ofBJf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196668343451795456

2012-04-29 18:09:15 @mcavage I end up buying used paperbacks for many eg sci-fi classics I want to re-read. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196662443534057473

2012-04-29 17:35:35 @chrisridd I need to update the article anyway. I’ve mostly given up fiddling with wireless mics and just use the Rode Videomic now. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196653972809981952

2012-04-29 16:48:25Reminder: Join me and other Joyeurs at SVLUG Comparative OS Discussion in Mountain View May 2, featuring @bcantrill http://t.co/TohJymXD http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196642104548671489

2012-04-29 16:44:21Ideally, a leader should also be someone you’d enjoy talking with over dinner. Someday, I’d like to do that with him: http://t.co/WzCX2xpb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196641080802934784

2012-04-29 04:16:13 @chrisridd damn, I forgot to copy the images from my old Sun blog, and Oracle has deleted them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196452803940589568

2012-04-29 04:14:55RT @fantasticmv: one of the best photos of Indiagate i hv seen #india #delhi @shashitharoor http://t.co/eXhlGD9m http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196452478655537152

2012-04-29 04:14:17Taken aback by the amount of fundraising US kids must do for school bands, trips, scouts, etc. What about kids who aren’t natural salesmen? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196452317980139520

2012-04-29 03:59:36 @hij1nx Huh, that seems weird. Do you have particularly tactile-looking tatoos? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196448626195693569

2012-04-29 03:00:42A search for “do italians really pinch butts” led someone to my site: http://t.co/1uGTmZii http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196433799947632641

2012-04-28 01:01:51RT @el_buddy: Buona notte anche a chi alla fine di The Avengers vedendo la A gigante sul palazzo esclama serio: wow la A di Airon men (s … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196041506103099392

2012-04-28 00:58:23RT @ccamilleb: Dear @fakedansavage: the opposite of a sausagefest is a box social. #fyi #SavageU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196040632429592577

2012-04-28 23:50:57So many tweet what you’re seeing on TV. I guess it’s a way of doing things together virtually, but it sorta makes me sad. Go DO something! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196386049239425024

2012-04-28 21:51:23 @izs He looks like he’s annoyed with you, fanboy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196355958551740416

2012-04-28 21:50:21 @dapsays @pijewski @brendangregg You mean you’re not going to spend the weekend building your own??? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196355697808650240

2012-04-28 21:48:44new! Spring Flower Walk http://t.co/TAi66fvo http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196355291175063552

2012-04-28 20:00:17Must! Who will join me? http://t.co/Bn442zPp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196327996557238273

2012-04-28 19:23:49http://t.co/vIFT0chi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196318820816797696

2012-04-28 19:00:033 years ago I offered advice on Video: Shooting Presentations http://t.co/jZUDciRd http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196312843547709441

2012-04-28 18:25:31New home finally in shape enough – time for a dinner party! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196304151024648192

2012-04-28 18:18:15Another angle of the same hall. Vinyl stick-on frames were the solution for the horrible old sliding closet doors. http://t.co/U5PEr3Dv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196302317782437888

2012-04-28 18:15:34I do have a short hallway suitable for frames. http://t.co/OjaK2SM7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196301646291144705

2012-04-28 17:43:06I love lots of photos in frames, but the look is just too cluttered for my tiny apt. So I’ve ordered a digital photo frame to show off in. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196293475124256768

2012-04-28 17:17:58 @jonasthaler I like the silver and turquoise prevalent in the southwest, too – looks good on both sexes. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196287152257110016

2012-04-28 17:17:06 @jonasthaler I couldn’t do much with Italian – off the rack Italian fashion never fit me. Ranch hand works for me – cowboy boots are comfy! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196286934828589056

2012-04-28 17:13:00″If somebody needs you, if you need them, you’re going to have responsibility and that’s part of what’s so scary…” http://t.co/hkBUUPba http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196285903960948736

2012-04-28 17:00:045 years ago I filmed: Falconry Over Lake Como http://t.co/bRZk9PAo http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196282647377494016

2012-04-28 16:40:11 @jonasthaler Thanks! My own look will likely be non-fashion: vintage and designer clothing don’t fit me. But I’ll find something. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196277643967086593

2012-04-28 16:08:28Aging stylishly, online and in the streets – http://t.co/AnQIwUOe http://t.co/L7sxCV4Y http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196269660117803009

2012-04-28 15:52:02 @magnayn ps Hmm, I think something like that for my home sounds about right… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196265524999618565

2012-04-28 15:51:41RT @magnayn: HP microserver + 12Tb disk + SmartOS == ZFS home server joy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196265438009761795

2012-04-28 15:50:24 @gcsolaroli Glad you liked it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196265116361166848

2012-04-28 04:07:01″There’s always someone…” (image added) Italian Slang: R http://t.co/GO6hWdv5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196088101213450240

2012-04-27 22:26:22 @fitzage I’m envisioning a bandolier flask holder, with 6 different drinks of course… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/196002377407545345

2012-04-27 21:11:07 @obscurebug Klouchier than thou? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195983439105769472

2012-04-27 18:45:49. @brendangregg “Look, I made a hat – where there never was a hat!” http://t.co/cdNzUiPF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195946871750017024

2012-04-27 18:25:028 years ago I wrote about Eating Cheaply in Italy http://t.co/GyK9aoWE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195941640186249217

2012-04-27 15:34:52 @t0rst Was that recorded, by any chance? I’m always glad to have more material to point people to. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195898819098058752

2012-04-27 15:25:028 yrs ago I wrote: “Bringing a baby doesn’t have to mean that everyone around the child suffers” http://t.co/A5jUlkf4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195896342978101248

2012-04-27 15:00:055 years ago I did one of my most popular song translations: Learn Italian in Song: Tanti Auguri http://t.co/dUfmSbdy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195890065015185409

2012-04-27 03:26:58 @rekatz hmm, ok, but why? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195715634997366784

2012-04-27 01:30:02Falconry Over Lake Como http://t.co/bRZk9PAo http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195686208142180352

2012-04-27 01:29:035 years ago I wrote: Long-Distance Working – A Tale of Two Companies http://t.co/rTOOWwSS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195685962372747266

2012-04-27 01:20:06Time to start encrypting everything: Insanity: CISPA Just Got Way Worse, And Then Passed On Rushed Vote | Techdirt http://t.co/lGtpRcgy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195683710245421057

2012-04-27 00:08:58 @premasagar Yay, thanks! Please let me know when it’s online – I’ll want to publicize it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195665806980431872

2012-04-26 03:27:32 @dberkholz tsk, tsk. Any typing or piano teacher would tell you your wrists should be up off the keyboard. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195353390631485441

2012-04-26 03:08:07In a writing mood lately, and so many stories to tell, but for some it’s still too early… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195348505194274816

2012-04-26 02:26:00 @mcavage I’d probably like it – I actually love rain: http://t.co/zzmCOYFl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195337906813014017

2012-04-26 01:56:31Please rain hard and make all the pollen go away! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195330485218578434

2012-04-26 00:53:38RT @KellyOSullivan: A story that needs to be told more often. | No One Called Me a Slut http://t.co/tCaGO7kA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195314661455970304

2012-04-26 22:31:58 @hudsonette glad you’re home! Looks as if Avengers will run for a while anyway! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195641398505111552

2012-04-26 22:16:45RT @anitaborg_org: Tasneem Raja writes about “Silicon Valley’s Brogrammer Problem” for @MotherJones http://t.co/AnkVf8E0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195637567746613248

2012-04-26 21:44:11RT @nodeconf: Nodie Nominees for Community Service Award are: @isaacs, @nodejitsu and @polotek http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195629373389418496

2012-04-26 21:42:19 @eirescot @cptsalek love it! It belongs on http://t.co/Wro1BXym http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195628901651845120

2012-04-26 20:52:12Uploading the formerly missing videos from dtrace.conf 2008 to http://t.co/xShxWHZ0 – I may be able to upload faster than you can watch 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195616288599584768

2012-04-26 20:17:12 @gianlucaneri immaginavo. Non esiste l’equivalente? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195607479630045184

2012-04-26 20:15:11 @gianlucaneri “If you can’t stand the heat…” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195606975755714561

2012-04-26 19:04:52 @wrighty If help is needed getting that online, let me know. And I certainly want to link to it when available. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195589279957782528

2012-04-26 19:01:25 @bcantrill Oh, sorry – thought you were talking about next week’s panel. That one is all set. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195588408846979073

2012-04-26 18:46:02 @bcantrill You’re not paying attention. 😉 Yes, it will be videod and, bandwidth permitting, streamed. All worked out with our hosts. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195584536820715520

2012-04-26 18:35:27 @ilovegarick …in other words, paperwork. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195581874674999296

2012-04-26 18:35:09 @ilovegarick Incorporating for the illumos foundation http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195581800100278272

2012-04-26 18:25:57Switching from a frown to a faint grin, Schwartz replied, “I believe I resigned. They already had a CEO.” http://t.co/tv2s1qVj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195579486379585536

2012-04-26 18:16:35 @ilovegarick Good, running two communities (tho overlapping) keeps me busy – learning new stuff like how to incorporate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195577129260421122

2012-04-26 18:15:40Sounds as if @OpenJonathan is having fun – good for him! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195576895482499072

2012-04-26 18:15:09 @ryah There’s not a backdoor for people named Ryan? (Yes, their site sucks, I know from painful experience.) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195576767585599488

2012-04-26 17:34:41. @KellyOSullivan @sciwriter it’s difficult and bizarre to live in a culture which is at once the most advanced and among the most backward. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195566582901129217

2012-04-26 17:31:21 @GodlessAtheist @morgancafe …we exist provably! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195565745051152385

2012-04-26 17:30:48Fresh as the dew on the rose http://t.co/k135N89X http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195565604776845312

2012-04-26 16:49:01Have I mentioned lately how much I love the illumos/SmartOS community? Extremely smart people, easy to work with and giving a LOT. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195555091489624064

2012-04-26 16:47:04RT @nahumshalman: Just finished cleaning up the #smartos build instructions wiki page: http://t.co/uvOKsjxE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195554599552294912

2012-04-26 16:46:53 @mchorich Actually LOLling at that. Be damn sure that prescription bottle has your name on it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195554554727776257

2012-04-26 16:39:12 @mchorich In other countries, they do. Here in SF you have to take them to some particular store. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195552620058914816

2012-04-26 16:38:16RT @CalebGarling: “We wanted to build the biggest tent and invite as many people as possible.” -Schwartz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195552385437941760

2012-04-26 16:32:23Grateful for the rain which makes it possible for me to do important things today, such as breathe. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195550905867833345

2012-04-26 16:31:50RT @nahumshalman: Just finished cleaning up the #smartos build instructions wiki page: http://t.co/u3vWxINn – thank you! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195550766293987329

2012-04-26 16:05:31RT @OpenJonathan: Testifying in #oracle v #google this morning. Wife asked if I’m anxious. Yes, about parking. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195544142821068801

2012-04-26 15:31:47 @GinnyLaRoe Who? Never heard that Sun had a CEO named Gering, though I wasn’t at Sun very long. #Google http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195535654778703874

2012-04-26 15:26:21 @cptsalek I’d like to put a comparison table on http://t.co/SJU7U3v5 So far, obviously, there isn’t. #OpenIndiana #SmartOS #OmniOS #illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195534287708225536

2012-04-26 15:24:55 @pprfldr It’s a fallback – I’d rather have sleep! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195533927534964736

2012-04-26 15:21:06If I can’t have sleep, I can at least have coffee. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195532965143511040

2012-04-26 06:58:49 @operatingsyAWJ HEY – how about giving the authors a chance to earn some money on the book they worked very hard to write? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195406563882704896

2012-04-26 05:41:46″Confidence happens when you let it happen. No one gives it to you, which… also means they can’t take it from you.” http://t.co/JjBTk7QO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195387173216862209

2012-04-26 04:53:30 @metadaddy Oh, well – I can’t seem to convince FB that I no longer work for Oracle, keep getting ads for “Oracle Employees!” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195375023844884480

2012-04-26 04:12:37 @timfoster heh http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195364736295108609

2012-04-26 04:08:42 @timfoster ah, right. Sigh. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195363752588214273

2012-04-26 04:07:02 @timfoster Dunno, I’m not the one organizing this. But I will be filming it. I’m sure Oracle Solaris could present too, if someone wishes. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195363330397962240

2012-04-26 04:01:30SVLUG Event: Comparative Operating Systems Discussion – Meetup http://t.co/EiJRBQ0c http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195361937385734144

2012-04-26 03:48:59 @mjasay I can only guess that they are screwing up their geo detection – I’m conceivable influential in Italy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195358789145346049

2012-04-26 03:47:09. @mjasay “Klout believes you are influential in Greece.” And Athens. Uh, what? Nope, sorry, Klout has no credibility with me whatsoever. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195358327209865218

2012-04-26 03:39:56 @dberkholz Yes, it’d be nice to combine slim, sleek and sexy with soft and comfortable. If possible. Maybe that new Liquid Metal? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195356511374028800

2012-04-25 23:49:12 @FilmCritHULK My hero! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195298443500068864

2012-04-25 23:37:02I don’t often want to die as a result of allergies, but right now… complete unconsciousness would also be fine. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195295383222632448

2012-04-25 21:35:29Just realized my new YouTube mojo should allow me to finish uploading the videos from dtrace.conf 2008. Yay! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195264793177899008

2012-04-25 20:46:54RT @freebsd: BLOG: DTrace in GENERIC (-current): In case you have not noticed yet, KDTRACE_HOOKS is now in the GENERIC kernel… http:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195252566987243520

2012-04-25 20:01:04 @ilovegarick http://t.co/49WYUOPw just before OSCON in Portland #cmgrchat http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195241033506889728

2012-04-25 19:27:18 @ilovegarick I’m having a discussion (slowly) with my RedHat counterpart on that, something to discuss at CLS in July! #cmgr #cmgrchat http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195232537608597504

2012-04-25 18:25:55RT @nodejs_links: ♥ Getting Started with a Node.js Development SmartMachine – Node – Joyent Customer Wiki – http://t.co/IyBLZLzB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195217090293137408

2012-04-25 18:08:36Turns out living in a place called “Oakland” when you’re violently allergic to oak pollen not such a great idea. I need to go to a desert! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195212730800672769

2012-04-25 17:48:30 @lbalker Oh, you’re right – I’m missing that whole irony component. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195207672222580736

2012-04-25 17:35:43 @MiyakaLee Just wear an underwire bra – that’ll get you the personal touch every time. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195204457175330816

2012-04-25 17:35:11RT @mrbruning: Nothing has changed in 40+ years… http://t.co/ZfyBowrA – you and @brendangregg and @benr and… need this shirt! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195204320575234050

2012-04-25 17:32:54 @benjaminws I’d kind of love to have a working rotary, but the even bigger model – the one you could brain a burglar with. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195203747054497792

2012-04-25 17:32:10 @StopRush @miyakalee Well of course, because no one wants to touch us hairy-legged shrews any other way, right? 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195203560881922050

2012-04-25 17:31:00 @italylogue Those Emilians will serve rich food any time of year! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195203268270497792

2012-04-25 17:30:34Is this retro enough to classify as hip? I actually remember when the touch-tone phone was the New Big Thing! http://t.co/m8BRQm6M http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195203156630700032

2012-04-25 17:28:48 @italylogue That must have been filmed in winter. No one serves brodo or cottechino this time of year. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195202715658366976

2012-04-25 15:25:016 years ago I wrote: The Nose Knows: Gut-Level Attraction and Repulsion http://t.co/pFtASZ8n http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195171565485293570

2012-04-25 11:29:37RT @jolieodell: How a 5-year-old blog post might turn the tide in Oracle v. Google Android case: http://t.co/2Ph5PHnj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195112322975535105

2012-04-25 04:48:49This Container Store display always causes me to remember the smell of stale dope. http://t.co/Qpsh8U1a http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195011459644784640

2012-04-25 04:44:29RT @richardelling: ZFS Feature Flags webrev posted http://t.co/M4IRhhx5 thanks #Delphix and the #ZFS team! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/195010368479825920

2012-04-25 04:00:18RT @rod11: Joyent sells Private Cloud with significantly better efficiency, performance, security and scale. Makes us shameless:) http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194999247567982592

2012-04-25 03:04:38 @NomdeB It’s my old friend Tony: http://t.co/frHp9CNo He asked me to help publicize it, but it looks pretty good to me! If I can get away. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194985241620922368

2012-04-25 01:47:53Hmm, maybe it’s time to check another Country Beginning with I off my list: Iceland Photo Tours http://t.co/8hW9qlcl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194965924451856384

2012-04-25 01:04:32 @joelhousman Hindu deities will keep you going for quite a while. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194955015549501440

2012-04-25 00:16:18 @mlaffs Moved up the street to where Borders used to be. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194942878970150912

2012-04-24 02:32:41 @argv0 seriously? You’re only learning that now? I can’t think of adequate punishment, beyond having missed out all these years. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194614812859318273

2012-04-24 02:30:49RT @GodlessAmerican: And CEOs make 380 times and more. Your point is invalid. No comparison. @Drudge_Report: Labor boss makes 8 times as … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194614341935435776

2012-04-24 02:30:21 @bdha there’s a book about that… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194614225761599488

2012-04-24 02:28:27RT @johnnysunshine: A present to the San Francisco @Joyent office, from Canada: http://t.co/Vd0KqlJ0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194613745580908545

2012-04-24 02:25:28 @gflarity @bcantrill good idea, I’ll ask if they will let me. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194612996746649600

2012-04-24 02:25:17Wisteria http://t.co/1bAeLloG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194612945982988288

2012-04-24 00:50:43″Romney is banking on hope that voters don’t remember Mr. Obama inherited an economy that was already in free fall” http://t.co/hAaickD6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194589150454886401

2012-04-24 00:31:59 @Nonapeptide Capybaras? Hasrh. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194584438070456320

2012-04-24 00:21:36 @trevmex Talking about it right now? Is @bdha there? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194581824649961473

2012-04-24 00:13:43 @zaps Yes, have for a while now: http://t.co/EV5EFh6D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194579841071333378

2012-04-24 22:34:00RT @scottherson: Join @sdtuck and @joyent for a Champagne reception, tomorrow, 4-25, The Next Web Conference, Amsterdam. http://t.co/9eZ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194917132197306368

2012-04-24 21:26:31RT @smithrobs: My eBook deal addiction strikes again partly due to the @nodephilly talk last night: I now possess a 1116 page treatise o … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194900150144077826

2012-04-24 20:15:32 @GodlessAtheist @youngthatiam I’ve found and research has shown that we atheists often know the bible better than Christians do http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194882287412838400

2012-04-24 19:47:35 @italylogue sigh. I should have visited Pompeii while it was still relatively intact. And Bamiyan… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194875251413356544

2012-04-24 19:20:44RT @missingfaktor: National Geographic trolls creationists. http://t.co/IJ6ZkAFN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194868495735992320

2012-04-24 19:13:09RT @bakadesuyo: How do you make life-changing decisions? http://t.co/wRAOzzz1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194866585377308672

2012-04-24 18:13:252nd time in a week saved by a large bag from losing something precious. Had to walk halfway home to discover that was where it fell, though. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194851555109908480

2012-04-24 17:10:56 @anildash Just start doing video, One hour of raw HD footage = 35 Gb. I laugh at all these puny offerings… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194835829531738112

2012-04-24 17:08:02RT @chrisandrews: I’m attending Node.js Lab Day, 27th April 2012 in Hove, to hack on Node’s #dtrace support http://t.co/8qnshzPg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194835099945156608

2012-04-24 16:47:56illumos News: April 24, 2012 http://t.co/5u3afVpO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194830041744547840

2012-04-24 16:39:31RT @GinnyLaRoe: You know when #Google bigwigs are in the courthouse b/c young women w. designer bags and tight dresses r running around. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194827924359221248

2012-04-24 16:20:39 @rob_ellis Congratulations! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194823177283715072

2012-04-24 16:16:09new! Local User Groups and MeetUps – illumos – Please add your interest and contact! http://t.co/hgN7YJuZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194822042686722048

2012-04-24 15:42:49RT @zalez: Solarium: DTrace Workshop in Wiesbaden am 30.April 2012: Der Termin des DTrace Workshops wurde auf den 30. April… http://t. … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194813655966167041

2012-04-24 04:44:25RT @courosa: “Father W/ Autistic Son Sends His Kid To School With A Wire, Exposes Bullying And Abuse By Teachers” http://t.co/D2UrSvX9 v … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194647961446256640

2012-04-24 04:20:32 @bdha Don’t tell me you missed this: http://t.co/rY2woXi2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194641951704887296

2012-04-24 04:19:59 @iamaaronheld Yup – all the best parts of Solaris, then we added more. Many of Sun’s best now working on open source illumos and family. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194641814953799680

2012-04-24 04:18:32 @srsmoot Let us know if we can help! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194641447952187392

2012-04-23 22:41:25RT @zaps: Just because you represent a business doesn’t mean you have to be boring http://t.co/7f4pas5b – NOT a problem at Joyent 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194556613212901376

2012-04-23 21:28:27SmartOS News: April 23, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/Kp9Av9yY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194538249878904833

2012-04-23 20:59:23 @azael Ovviamente, era 50.000 con lo sconno frequent user. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194530935419576320

2012-04-23 20:01:37″create teams that adapt easily and can form partnerships with other companies, customers … and even competitors” http://t.co/rofx8iic http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194516396183531520

2012-04-23 19:45:45When you dig into it, the history of technology is still a history of personalities. Often in conflict. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194512402329505794

2012-04-23 19:23:20May 2: see @bcantrill live and in person at SVLUG Comparative Operating Systems Discussion – should be fun! http://t.co/ntSrBapv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194506762961952768

2012-04-23 19:12:47 @bici Yes, I’m not sure how easy it would be to find outside of Valtellina… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194504106545659904

2012-04-23 18:51:51new SmartOS release! http://t.co/uWETXtkd http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194498838403358720

2012-04-23 17:47:25. @cjc how much of that difference is because MBAs learn how to negotiate in school? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194482622276173824

2012-04-23 17:43:55RT @mattblaze: If *Harvard’s* library can’t afford closed-access pubs, do we need any more evidence publishing is seriously broken? http … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194481741711413250

2012-04-23 17:41:31 @danielelepido @corriereit il Corriere vuole mio numero di cell per poterlo leggere, scommetto Che quello USA non va’. Non molto furbi. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194481137391894530

2012-04-23 17:39:30 @danielelepido @corriereit http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194480630346686468

2012-04-23 17:12:09 @davidpaulyoung In Milan, you may wish to refer to this: http://t.co/t2X4POYf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194473747959382016

2012-04-23 16:51:11 @davidpaulyoung Heavens! What are you doing there? You’re passing through some of the most beautiful parts of this planet. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194468470434443265

2012-04-23 16:43:27RT @joyent: “Make Your Apps Run Faster on the Joyent Cloud with New Relic Application Tools” Webinar 4/25 at 10am Sign up: https://t.co/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194466526970126336

2012-04-23 16:18:35RT @jelledelaender: See you this thursday? DTrace by @CoCoaCrumbs – http://t.co/u0YAuGoW – in Belgium http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194460268372312066

2012-04-23 16:11:02new: Loss and Found http://t.co/RyIRa8kN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194458366741987330

2012-04-23 05:02:04 @HumanityCritic who does that? The guy who would take a date to Wal-Mart. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194290016938246144

2012-04-23 03:36:39 @DrMacAlpine @CaylanM Friendship is magic… or DTrace is! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194268522149453824

2012-04-22 23:17:12 @hiredman_ Have you tried asking in #smartos or #joyent on irc? #shouldhaveusedlinux http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194203227250630657

2012-04-22 18:19:58RT @hiro_asari: DTrace book for $9.99 until midnight PDT today. http://t.co/1PL8Af8U http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194128426196668416

2012-04-22 16:20:04Absurd “academic publishing racket” is past its sell-by date – Boing Boing http://t.co/Ae6U6RD0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194098254986743809

2012-04-22 16:11:18Ah, beautiful spring day. So I’m flattened by allergies. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/194096049160331264

2012-04-22 05:57:37″the rest of the world didn’t run the way my world was run, there was a need for feminism. I’d thought it all solved.” http://t.co/5Hb7RNRC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193941607853199360

2012-04-22 05:53:29RT @ericmortensen: Joss Whedon: Hollywood’s golden boy http://t.co/U1bOBme6 – effin’ about time! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193940570182385664

2012-04-22 05:47:36 @hirojin I’m not omniscient – Google alerts does it for me: http://t.co/S1hWoRzv Thanks for your interest in illumos! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193939087986663424

2012-04-22 03:13:30[#INFRA-4701] Solaris is dead. Long live Illumos – ASF JIRA http://t.co/g7xH1PNO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193900305870630912

2012-04-22 02:37:55″he confided to his mother years later about the abuse, only to be told she planned to remain friends with the priest” http://t.co/AnuAIKZU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193891351069343744

2012-04-22 02:30:52. @ebertchicago This is somewhat a reply to “I remember you”: http://t.co/fyzlcCeC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193889578120261632

2012-04-22 02:27:41 @mranney In fact, I don’t watch TV at all, except occasional clips online. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193888775523418113

2012-04-22 01:01:06So glad I don’t have to care what people are doing on television. Except when it is (or claims to be) actual news. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193866988274188288

2012-04-21 05:13:14 @JeriDansky Bloody expensive subscription at full price. I’ll stick with the Economist. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193568050430230528

2012-04-21 05:09:17NB: After 30 years as a very fast Qwerty touch-typist, I started using Dvorak 15 months ago. CURED my RSI. Case closed. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193567059232301056

2012-04-21 05:07:56Well, I won’t be getting an iPad: THERE IS NO DVORAK LAYOUT FOR THE ONSCREEN KEYBOARD. What the bleeding fuck, Apple? It’s SOFTWARE. Lame. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193566719502061569

2012-04-21 04:01:59. @leapingwoman @chriscesq I just say “I’m a mean old bitch and I know…” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193550118987890688

2012-04-21 21:44:48 @LouiseHornor Thanks! I’m glad you liked it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193817589695258624

2012-04-21 19:01:01 @LusciousPear Enjoy it while it lasts – probably won’t for long! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193776371988836353

2012-04-21 18:54:01 @JeriDansky Aww, thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193774607201878018

2012-04-21 18:52:41My old friend @goldintheamazon – Tony Boccaccio – has a new project that’s likely to be riveting: http://t.co/Egr4Neau http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193774271615614978

2012-04-21 18:09:47. @mranney Heh. I do that more in writing: http://t.co/qitXS5Sh But I’m available for talks as well! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193763477419077632

2012-04-21 18:07:39Anyone want to take this on? “SmartOS support for CloudStack?” http://t.co/BMkc2Moi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193762938190954496

2012-04-21 17:57:44new: Loss and Found http://t.co/RyIRa8kN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193760446497566720

2012-04-21 16:58:22Dang it, I’m never going to catch up with @bcantrill’s follower count. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193745502460850176

2012-04-21 16:54:37RT @dysinger: I’m getting hooked on using Illuminos (SmartOS & co). So many awesome tools. 😀 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193744559992340480

2012-04-21 15:31:57RT @corey_latislaw: Agreed, but also connect with technical men & tech groups! “ @Cecilyk: “network with other women” — @LynetteRadio #w … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193723758463303680

2012-04-21 15:25:04Rat-ki-rani perfumes the night air in my neighborhood. Thank you, whoever planted that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193722023355236353

2012-04-21 15:21:43RT @sevanjaniyan: @bcantrill @ahl tada http://t.co/TfJ7FJfN – yay! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193721181520658432

2012-04-21 15:21:02RT @saneug: #DTrace hooks enabled by default on #FreeBSD http://t.co/NdfJuUUK #sysadmin http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193721009864581121

2012-04-21 15:20:35 @hridaybala Heh. Sympathetec magic? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193720895355879424

2012-04-21 06:40:01 @hridaybala Ah, so have you become proficient alleady? That would be fast! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193589893165875201

2012-04-21 06:32:10 @hridaybala Oh? When did he infect you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193587915236970497

2012-04-21 06:11:30. @bubbva tried alternate keyboards – split Qwerty, Microsoft “Natural” – but they don’t travel well, Dvorak has been a more definitive cure. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193582713788301313

2012-04-21 05:58:12Unexpected fringe benefit of Dvorak: almost no one wants to “borrow” my computer. @brendangregg can, but this is all his doing anyway. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193579366016487424

2012-04-21 05:57:00Now that I’ve rewired my brain, it’s hard to use Qwerty – have to look at the keys. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193579063942721536

2012-04-21 05:54:59Haven’t tested it, but think I’m back to earlier typing speed (well over 100 wpm), unless I’m tired. 1st few months were exhausting… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193578559288246272

2012-04-20 20:13:53 @Zee Has he changed his name fyet to avoid being asked, “Hey, are you that Ronald Wayne…” ? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193432321804865536

2012-04-20 19:56:55learning how to incorporate in California. Not for myself at the moment, but I suppose this will come in useful again someday. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193428048631181313

2012-04-20 19:16:46RT @brendangregg: Adoption/deployment survey https://t.co/LgHOZh4U for Oracle Solaris 11. Especially if you don’t use it – tell them why http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193417946876485632

2012-04-20 17:52:36 @KellyOSullivan @nomdeb I meet a LOT of people. But I only give refs on people I’ve worked directly with. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193396765892952064

2012-04-20 17:51:39 @KellyOSullivan @nomdeb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193396526540800000

2012-04-20 17:50:52 @davetong put back paper versions of the old names, see how long before they notice http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193396328317976576

2012-04-20 17:47:53 @KellyOSullivan it’s after the fact I’m currently wrestling with. I’m linked to people that probably made sense then, now dunno who they are http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193395576237326337

2012-04-20 17:43:59RT @hudsonette: Excellent and be ready to answer! RT @lizadonnelly: What Did You Do in the War on Women, Mommy? New cartoon blog post: h … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193394595076374531

2012-04-20 17:43:20RT @FilmCritHULK: PLEASE READ THIS ABSURDLY ON-POINT ARTICLE ON SUPERHEROISM BY LOKI HIMSELF @twhiddleston (BONUS POINTS FOR PINTER REF! … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193394432337379329

2012-04-20 17:38:53RT @KellyOSullivan: Thank you, Vanessa. | Roe V. World: Vanessa Williams Is an Unapologetic Badass When Talking About Her Abortion http: … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193393313611657217

2012-04-20 17:33:25I need a Linkedin feature for “Um, remind me how I know you?” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193391937372434432

2012-04-20 17:32:32RT @DangerMindsBlog: American Obscenity: Corporate CEOs make 380x the wage of the average American worker! http://t.co/3Qss83QQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193391713979604992

2012-04-20 07:54:03 @tomcoates this means we’ll get more Joss! Yay! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193246134054031360

2012-04-20 07:41:30 @MarkCavendish squatting for a pee in a rice field during a school trip, and a classmate takes a photo! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193242974598074369

2012-04-20 07:32:55RT @sechsdreinuller: Plane einen “Asterix bei der digitalen Bohème”-Comic. Mit Ichmachheutnix, Mausklix, Wlanstix, Ichblogfix, Clubmatix … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193240815311650816

2012-04-20 04:16:53Dear NYT: new limit of only 10 articles? Fuck you. My attention is worth something. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193191481354366976

2012-04-20 04:11:19RT @tlordan: Probably the 1st true report filed by @TheOnion: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook http:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193190080616214528

2012-04-20 04:04:53RT @rzezeski: After hearing so many great things from @slfritchie about DTrace I’ve decided to bite, this is a nice start: http://t.co/n … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193188461832970240

2012-04-20 04:04:32RT @michellefabio: Italy museum burns art to protest against crisis | Reuters http://t.co/7pSwJB8s http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193188376462106624

2012-04-20 01:04:54We should be ashamed: One in four Americans without health coverage: study | Reuters http://t.co/dlXRVMBj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193143168043204609

2012-04-19 22:28:34 @dangillmor …W.T.F. ??? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193103826872582144

2012-04-19 22:25:33 @italylogue Sounds like an extreme case of a guy who didn’t want to see a doctor… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193103068018118656

2012-04-19 22:03:03 @secretkebab See last photo on http://t.co/S2cWUW6F http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193097403564441600

2012-04-19 21:11:35Not sure what’s more terrifying: the number of people I “know”, or the fact that LinkedIn ferrets out so many of them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193084452891664385

2012-04-19 20:19:51. @tomcoates http://t.co/BaWLrehB – @josh_diamond where’s that BlackMagic footage you were telling us about? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193071431691665408

2012-04-19 20:19:03RT @3rdEden: Still finding it odd people want PDF resumes for job applications. Y U NO ask for github urls and linked-in profiles http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193071234228035584

2012-04-19 19:04:17. @SenJohnMcCain for millions of people in the world, the fact that you eat beef, or any meat at all, would be offensive. Cultures differ. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193052417644957697

2012-04-19 16:59:25″Joyent had 11 seconds of unplanned downtime this year” Joyent infrastructure cloud touches down in Europe | ZDNet UK http://t.co/eC58IF92 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193020991377645568

2012-04-19 16:11:46 @hlangeveld It can happen eg if you’ve lived within a subculture in your own country. Or maybe you just are different from those around you. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/193009000785248257

2012-04-19 01:28:07RT @xeni: This should make America feel shame, not feel good: 6yo boy raises $10K via lemonade stand to pay for dad’s chemo. http://t. … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192786621526061056

2012-04-19 00:29:59″If it suddenly ended tomorrow, I could somehow adjust to the fall. Good times & riches & son-of-a-bitches – seen more than I can recall!” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192771994977189888

2012-04-19 00:19:04Home, tired but happy. That was a very interesting trip. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192769245644472321

2012-04-18 23:10:22RT @brainpicker: At first glance, appalling; at second, awfully sad – Einstein’s list of rules in a loveless marriage http://t.co/DTvdpOE2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192751955825803266

2012-04-18 20:37:10Something I don’t understand about news: why do we think it’s more tragic when “innocent” children are killed? They’ve had less time to sin? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192713404945928193

2012-04-18 20:30:02Only in Vegas: KISS Minigolf http://t.co/fHC8lyu0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192711609834143744

2012-04-18 20:20:17 @bdha Yes, I found it offensive. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192709153469378560

2012-04-18 19:40:46Snort. http://t.co/McExzTZU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192699211773509632

2012-04-18 19:31:20RT @vanuganti: nice “ @LenzGr: Video: Dtrace on Linux – http://t.co/EDAxDz2G via @linuxfoundation” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192696834181963776

2012-04-18 19:16:07RT @tomcoates: I mention the NHS purely to remind British people how lucky they are, and to remind anyone anti-Obamacare how close they … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192693005164093441

2012-04-18 19:03:28 @c_bright arrived safely! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192689822278762497

2012-04-18 18:39:42 @hridaybala yup, a short but fruitful and fun visit http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192683841780068353

2012-04-18 18:26:18Long taxi line, but a man with a limo offered to take 10 people to the airport for $10 each. Works for me! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192680469257662464

2012-04-18 17:42:09RT @OReillyUG: Attn parents coming to #OSCON: have a tween-y daughter? Enroll her in g4g’s awesome robotics project! http://t.co/cv9dwb6 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192669360651911168

2012-04-18 15:38:33Need to sleep late after a late night, but it ain’t gonna happen. Wish I was not such an early bird. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192638255517274112

2012-04-18 08:17:04 @saponaro wow, my old neighborhood http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192527152049160192

2012-04-18 07:34:16The intersect of media and technology is probably the coolest place there is. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192516379449098242

2012-04-18 03:32:34Grumello! http://t.co/rOfPj3ej http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192455551601483777

2012-04-18 02:38:28Ross, try not to laugh too hard… http://t.co/2HpxJR4H http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192441936286724096

2012-04-18 02:18:36I love how easy it is to return/exchange stuff in this country. And it’s good business: makes me much more likely to buy in the first place! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192436941151682561

2012-04-17 19:57:40http://t.co/qgYTgdBF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192341071244705795

2012-04-17 18:25:035 yrs ago I wrote: “Cultures and countries often suffer from a form of groupthink in which “our way is best” http://t.co/zD7rpPbp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192317765334470657

2012-04-17 18:07:36RT @josh_diamond: Watch me & @jasondiamond ‘The Diamond Bros.’ live interview from @NABShow from @Teradek in about 25mins #fb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192313374053384192

2012-04-17 18:05:27RT @theTsaritsa: 203 GOPers voted no on a bill that would give equal pay to women. Only 7 voted yes. 299 Democrats voted yes. The war on … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192312834535854080

2012-04-17 18:03:33 @johnnysunshine @quasi42 most Hindus quick to point out the health benefits as well. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192312357765136384

2012-04-17 18:02:31I should adjust my badge a bit higher. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192312097269485569

2012-04-17 17:29:37Meaningless words should be removed from all marketing material. These include: gold standard, leading, premium, innovation, solution… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192303817377845248

2012-04-17 17:11:42Well here’s a familiar face! Filmed him at SC 2-3 years ago. http://t.co/lt8BktsU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192299305233690624

2012-04-17 17:01:20http://t.co/4r8fPaNL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192296696108158976

2012-04-17 16:44:25RT @joyent: Tonite – Meetup: Making The World’s Largest Personal Education App Run Fast w #DTrace @NewRelic #Webperformance http://t.co/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192292443557867520

2012-04-17 16:32:35 @johnnysunshine @quasi42 send those people to India, maybe they’ll learn something http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192289462980579328

2012-04-17 16:32:33Oh, it’s going to be another standing in line day, is it? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192289454218686464

2012-04-17 16:31:32RT @axisforgood: Built illumos nightly in 19 minutes (18:47) on new prestable2 (oi_151a3) ISO with my Sun X4275 and booted a new BE #ill … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192289198978502656

2012-04-17 16:31:31 @johnnysunshine @quasi42 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192289197862821888

2012-04-17 16:29:33Every conference I go to is 90% male http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192288702460989440

2012-04-17 15:58:18 @monkchips Seems a lot of (tech?) companies need women on the team to tell them when they’re being stupid. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192280837981601793

2012-04-17 15:31:57 @kgavar got a paid shuttle, but altogether took 2 hrs from landing to get to my hotel room http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192274205105074176

2012-04-17 15:31:03 @hridaybala getting here yesterday entailed far more exposure to the other kind than I am accustomed to! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192273977828311041

2012-04-17 05:40:51It was nice to spend the evening hanging out with smart people. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192125451135754240

2012-04-17 04:14:24http://t.co/FzScltZ4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192103690713317376

2012-04-17 01:09:46RT @thetrudz: Willful ignorance embedded in the home mom vs. work mom battle that ignores class, race, and that work mom STILL IS home m … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192057228348489728

2012-04-17 01:05:51http://t.co/Svp2SvDa http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192056239121907712

2012-04-17 00:48:49As fake views go, this is fine http://t.co/I7efJJWD http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192051952094425088

2012-04-17 00:14:39 @rlbates @skepticscalpel @DrJenGunter would help if women would get over thinking they have to look different on their wedding day http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192043359362220032

2012-04-16 01:03:53What would be the proper attire for an afternoon game of golf here? http://t.co/ngbh9EvZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191693362242392064

2012-04-16 00:38:12RT @LOLGOP: 54% of moms think Mitt needs to learn the “dignity of shutting the F up.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191686898874454016

2012-04-16 23:33:39RT @bcantrill: My talk from #velocityconf 2011 is now up: http://t.co/KbjYaf4w My map projection rant starts at 30:25. cc: @rob_ellis http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192033042238414848

2012-04-16 22:47:21A Thai Brahma shrine in Las Vegas. Who knew? http://t.co/MUGvox14 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192021384673771521

2012-04-16 22:10:13 @cwebber @georgereese it’s best to be trusted toget shit done at the right time for all concerned http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192012044373991424

2012-04-16 22:09:31 @hirojin yes http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192011867328221185

2012-04-16 22:01:58This one’s for Ross http://t.co/QACeeCJr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192009965983117312

2012-04-16 21:36:33 @philiph vision test? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192003571414339584

2012-04-16 21:35:57 @terriko I recommend beer. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192003419085619200

2012-04-16 21:31:09RT @GeorgeReese: If it’s socially awkward for you to leave work at 5:30, you are working for the wrong company. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192002211759390720

2012-04-16 21:29:07To alleviate my bitchy mood, I shall be charming to everybody. Til they piss me off, then i will hack them to death with a machete. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192001702247923713

2012-04-16 21:23:08Snagged unopened pack of breadsticks fr nice waiter. Grissini Torinesi FTW ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/192000196736069632

2012-04-16 21:20:29I miss being able to stuff myself on bread at restaurants. Sadly, most commercial bread seems to contain soy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191999530852564992

2012-04-16 21:07:542 hours fr landing to hotel room. Oh, right – this is why I avoid Vegas. Finally getting lunch, I hope. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191996363423223809

2012-04-16 20:45:11Mario follows me… http://t.co/OssvRk7C http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191990641734074368

2012-04-16 20:34:45 @ringae at one of the new hotels in Las Vegas http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191988019245481984

2012-04-16 19:48:22Umm, we’re in a desert. This is intended ironically, right? http://t.co/bTXFCj49 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191976341820817408

2012-04-16 19:41:43Shuttle driver reminds me of that south Indian film star. Expect him to say “Mind it!” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191974672823361536

2012-04-16 19:23:50Please, get me into the company of my own kind soon. I am in pain from the vapidity that currently surrounds me (yes, in a bitchy mood, too) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191970173144662016

2012-04-16 18:48:31RT @cpj1: Remember, if you’re an expert on Open Source, you’re also an expert on patent law, copyrights, economics, and how to be annoyi … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191961286249152512

2012-04-16 18:46:33RT @PeterKretzman: RT @RWW: 12 Deadly Grammatical Errors Startups Must Avoid http://t.co/wpcDLj3H PK: and bloggers. And emailers. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191960788972474368

2012-04-16 18:43:36 @TSAgov ah, much becomes clear… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191960047914463234

2012-04-16 18:37:51To whom it may concern: I’m at NAB, or will be if I ever find a way out of the airport! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191958600799891456

2012-04-16 18:36:57 @SFoskett lucky you, I’m still trying to get out of the damned airport! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191958373233733633

2012-04-16 18:36:21 @redmind aww, I’m out of the reproductive game, but I’d have loved a little ginger. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191958223312531456

2012-04-16 18:25:027 years ago: The Papal Funeral Bash http://t.co/GoT7ah2S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191955376147660800

2012-04-16 18:21:03 @redmind so? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191954374715645953

2012-04-16 18:20:39Rereading this after 20+ years. I’d forgotten how much I learned from it and have been using all this time. http://t.co/PEL3jzAP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191954267542798337

2012-04-16 18:10:11If you’re a male genius (which applies to many of my followers), would you please donate sperm? We REALLY need to smarten up the gene pool. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191951636258762752

2012-04-16 16:25:0210 years ago: Slow Food, Good Wine, Hot Baths http://t.co/WcNeprSX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191925176387125251

2012-04-16 16:05:3516 mins to get through security on a Monday morning at Southwest terminal at OAK. And no scanner. I’ll be using this airport more frequently http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191920280535437314

2012-04-16 15:23:46No Rapescan here at OAK. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191909756611477504

2012-04-16 15:10:05Elem school teachers said I did not play well with others. Took me decades to realize how wrong they were. Be careful how you label children http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191906312685232128

2012-04-16 15:07:23RT @bakadesuyo: 10 ways to be more intelligent (or not nearly as dumb): http://t.co/9wB2go8x http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191905633031823360

2012-04-16 14:54:51Bart preacher believes “Obama is trying to take away your freedom of speech.” well, watch what Romney will take away from you, brother. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191902479552749569

2012-04-16 14:51:12Interesting that some on Bart are willing to argue the point and state publicly that they are atheist. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191901562057146370

2012-04-16 14:50:22In which it is proved that religion is pretty much another drug, at least for some. Shrug. Harmless in moderate amounts? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191901352312573952

2012-04-16 13:46:38The difficult part of dressing like a lady is the damn shoes. The eternal problem of comfort vs style. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191885312920784896

2012-04-16 13:39:48ROSSELLA NEL MONDO › Aggiungi un Mars Volta a Tavola http://t.co/8JFDEUjN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191883595508482049

2012-04-15 20:05:17http://t.co/OyWVzlBx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191618213782618112

2012-04-15 18:37:17Mitt Romney flashback: Stay-at-home moms need to learn ‘dignity of work’ – The Washington Post http://t.co/O6gPOzM7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191596068725731328

2012-04-15 16:50:042 years ago I was an Planet Hollywood, Planet Vegas http://t.co/Am207khj – and I’ll be heading back for NAB tomorrow! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191569089397932032

2012-04-15 16:47:484 years ago I wrote: “I was a “hidden immigrant”: on the surface seemingly a local, but in reality a not-quite-native” http://t.co/gAw8TGnO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191568516388888576

2012-04-15 16:33:545 years ago I wrote about Il Popolo della Rete – Italy’s Internet People http://t.co/q1dxt7bW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191565019081752576

2012-04-15 16:02:277 years ago I wrote about Customs and Etiquette When Dining Out in Italy http://t.co/nk0CETpL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191557104476241921

2012-04-15 15:58:297 years ago I wrote about asxing “What Do You Do?” in Itay http://t.co/OOTQgBTb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191556107041378305

2012-04-15 15:53:16and 8 years ago we saw the Dancing Horses: The Lipizzaner Stallions http://t.co/dkPrdgmw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191554794790465536

2012-04-15 15:52:029 years ago: Girls Who Love Horses http://t.co/rqurdyei http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191554482142851072

2012-04-15 15:47:579 years ago I wrote about Making Friends in Italy http://t.co/vph5TIVr – how hard it is http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191553457906401282

2012-04-15 15:35:46 @josh_diamond Did they supply a dancer to go with that pole? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191550388971909121

2012-04-15 03:16:15 @timbray observed the same behavior 1st hand in Jakarta in 1984. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191364283563642882

2012-04-15 01:38:01So, pasta all’amatriciana with maple smoked bacon. I’ll probably be struck dead by the god of Italian cooking, but it smells good… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191339563564806144

2012-04-15 01:07:03Snort. Secret Service people picking up prostitutes in a foreign country is nothing new, believe me. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191331771030323202

2012-04-15 01:04:13 @heinz_gies Geek can be applied to either sex, and these days “guys” often is as well. Neither is a problem, as far as I’m concerned. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191331056375431168

2012-04-15 01:03:23 @hirojin Nah, just not a stickler for symmetry. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191330846739935233

2012-04-14 02:41:20RT @NomdeB: Har. 12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have – http://t.co/YD0Rnlqg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190993109537136640

2012-04-14 02:16:18″Obedience and respect should be earned, based on the parents’ performance.” George Carlin http://t.co/DqGIrzi7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190986811898728450

2012-04-14 19:18:10TV area taking shape… http://t.co/bYOoP0Wz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191243967541673984

2012-04-14 19:13:45If we want to attract more women into tech, maybe we should call them, you know, WOMEN Not geek girls or [your lang here] girls or… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191242858907443200

2012-04-14 18:45:17 @missbhavens Pronounced Eye-key-ah, Ee-kay-yah, Ike-ah, or…? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191235693706612738

2012-04-14 18:19:37My answer to this: Honey, you look as hot as you feel. Plenty of men, inc younger ones, still look at 40-50-60 YO women http://t.co/m8B9mmfA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191229236592386048

2012-04-14 18:14:03 @Joanmarie A gay Frenchman offered to marry me to exchange citizenships, but I don’t want to be French… #MakesSense #wtf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191227833622872065

2012-04-14 18:07:12This sort of thing was possible before the Internet, but I doubt anyone did it back then… http://t.co/4QPCrSt0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191226111026413568

2012-04-14 16:22:03″the agreeableness–income relationship was significantly more negative for men” http://t.co/0CVJNv92 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191199648352960512

2012-04-14 16:12:41 @sevanjaniyan Touché! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191197291376418816

2012-04-14 16:11:43new! Shopping in Delhi: Central Cottage Industries Emporium http://t.co/HM40CvLK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191197048954044418

2012-04-14 16:05:34Ross art and related items in my new place. http://t.co/WU1dL1KG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191195497296433153

2012-04-14 15:35:58I can’t think of any way that this would make a person seem like someone I wanted to interact with. http://t.co/8xg528oN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/191188051534430211

2012-04-13 23:10:41 @FilmCritHULK Thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190940096416071681

2012-04-13 22:24:50 @FilmCritHULK Love everything Whedon but am easily scared by movies, hence not horror fan. Should I see it ? (Risk is no sleep for a week.) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190928560075186177

2012-04-13 19:15:26″Unlimited vacation fosters productivity and loyalty because it favors results over input.” | Fast Company http://t.co/kLE9CMzq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190880894922407937

2012-04-13 17:35:52 @tostaypuft Thanks, yes , it is a good place. Feels like home. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190855837290475521

2012-04-13 17:30:47 @tostaypuft I’m pretty sure the bad guy played by Tim Curry in the first Charlie’s Angels movie was based on Larry. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190854557830610944

2012-04-13 17:28:44 @tostaypuft Worse – the Larrys! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190854045198598145

2012-04-13 17:28:24RT @BARBARAST22: My wife and I cannot share Social Security benefits, or file a joint tax return. @SpeakerBoehner @EricCantor #DOMA #gay … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190853960658202624

2012-04-13 17:27:42 @jmclulow Now I’m scared to see The Avengers in case of Oracle product placement. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190853781611741185

2012-04-13 16:52:08RT @WallsBleedLust: So since today is my first official day @Voxer all of my friends should sign up and vox me. – Congratulations! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190844831268999168

2012-04-13 16:12:24 @janl What was the innovation? I’m always glad to find new/better ways of doing conferences. #asymconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190834832606109696

2012-04-13 16:11:34RT @rhogroupee: RT @rhappe: community is successful if it connects people with valuable resources (other people, content, esperiences) # … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190834623473917953

2012-04-13 15:34:07Sounds as if we’re in for more hard rain. Good day to… stay home! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190825200491835392

2012-04-13 15:30:17 @briantopping That’s true now. I used to have a tricky situation, paying taxes in 2 countries. Seems I was among few who did in Italy… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190824235495727104

2012-04-13 15:29:17RT @joyent: RT @voxer: Voxer is looking for several Engineering Interns to join us this summer! Interested? Apply now! http://t.co/QuTqd … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190823982734389249

2012-04-13 04:13:26…and I think that deserves a celebration of bourbon and chocolate. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190653901488394240

2012-04-13 04:09:14Got my taxes done online in ~1 hour (Turbotax FTW!), for under $90. That used to be a lot more complicated, and a lot more expensive! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190652842816700416

2012-04-13 01:47:51 @MittRomney Oh? How, exactly? What evidence do you have? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190617261244039168

2012-04-13 01:45:38 @hridaybala Actually, that’s not crazy. We could probably put on a major tech conference in some part of India a lot cheaper than here. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190616704534052865

2012-04-13 00:54:17 @hridaybala You’re the 2nd person in 10 days to suggest that, and the other one is actually in India! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190603783628275712

2012-04-13 00:08:21If you want all the dtrace.conf 2012 videos in one playlist, it’s here: http://t.co/WfzYC8HH http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190592223304364032

2012-04-12 22:07:42 @dlsspy Ah, sorry to hear it. Good travels anyway. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190561858586021889

2012-04-12 21:11:38 @BorowitzReport @jmg Being a full-time, stay at home parent for many would be a luxury – I doubt the Romneys really get that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190547752126660609

2012-04-12 20:10:12So FOSS.IN is no more. Is there a worthy successor? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190532291414589440

2012-04-12 18:30:35illumos news » Blog Archive » News: Apr 12, 2012 http://t.co/IuiXJQ0r http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190507218620264449

2012-04-12 18:18:51. @MarkusAtOracle Umm… launching a new product? What is Detrace? #em12c http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190504267621212161

2012-04-12 16:55:42RT @hridaybala: Official DTrace video production equipment. 🙂 #dtraceconf http://t.co/ETcUkCBW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190483342611857408

2012-04-12 16:55:37 @hridaybala The most expensive thing there was the MacBook! #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190483322898620417

2012-04-12 16:44:51 @bloatedlesbian You might also like http://t.co/RssMQ9NC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190480612329652226

2012-04-12 16:07:56SmartOS folks worldwide: What can we do to support user groups and what events should we be aware of/participate in? Where can we meet you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190471320071450624

2012-04-12 15:23:23RT @JWVerity: Good read: Mike La Spina on how #Illumos excels and how, with help from #Joyent et al, it’s eclipsing #Solaris http://t.co … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190460109665742849

2012-04-12 14:52:16RT @joyent: At #perconalive? How about some #zfs with your #mysql? And faster DB IO? Come see us – we’re across from the Google Booth. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190452278984056832

2012-04-12 14:51:44RT @jperkin: New blog post, automated SmartOS installs/upgrades in VirtualBox: http://t.co/XapQXGJS #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190452146649567233

2012-04-12 07:20:56New heated mattress pad is sooo lovely, I may never get out of bed. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190338699643461633

2012-04-12 05:18:59 @llcrowe Yes, I know you are! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190308009572970496

2012-04-12 05:09:024 years ago I filmed Owls http://t.co/wicfYdxx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190305502754897920

2012-04-12 05:08:23~4 years ago I translated one of my favorite Italian songs: Dieci Ragazze per Me http://t.co/Ik6XC2qT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190305341072883712

2012-04-12 05:03:48 @llcrowe The common solution in Italy to a neighbor’s annoying dog… well, you don’t want to know. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190304188075483136

2012-04-12 03:53:51RT @bcantrill: Congrats to #Voxer on the round: http://t.co/0j2M9znI Great company and team — proud that they are a Joyent customer and … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190286583243616257

2012-04-12 03:53:44Listening to “La Cage” and remembering when I saw it with my dad, must have been in DC… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190286554403581954

2012-04-12 00:51:15Chick’s got it sewed up for obnoxious behavior on Bart: blocking a seat with her bike at rush hour, eating something smelly… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190240631560474625

2012-04-11 19:20:10Why you should buy the DTrace book: http://t.co/yBlxieLG ( @craigmorgan at dtrace.conf) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190157310440644608

2012-04-11 18:53:15DTrace Workshop being planned in Wiesbaden, April or May – sign up! http://t.co/alJ5ua1m http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190150535704346625

2012-04-11 18:52:24Google translate: how does ” Strassenmühle in Wiesbaden” become “Mill Street in London”??? http://t.co/alJ5ua1m http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190150322642100224

2012-04-11 18:44:01 @dlsspy Which begs the question: where is it? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190148212248682496

2012-04-11 17:00:06Dammit, Tweetdeck, I didn’t want that link shortened http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/190122062575177729

2012-04-11 06:17:58…from the days when white men had afros… http://t.co/giA4oLjA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189960463306592256

2012-04-11 06:17:07how do I not have this song in my music collection? Wild Cherry – Play That Funky Music – YouTube http://t.co/giA4oLjA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189960247731945472

2012-04-11 06:13:53 @hridaybala Yep, an unrepentant old reprobate… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189959435379154944

2012-04-11 06:10:52″He can’t even run his own life, I’ll be damned if he’ll run mine!” http://t.co/JiAm0l7A http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189958676134633472

2012-04-11 05:56:04 @hridaybala Sudhir said years ago that he’d like to die at age 95 – shot by a jealous husband while jumping out of a bedroom window! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189954953660481536

2012-04-11 05:48:42 @hridaybala Someday I’ll tell you the story… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189953098268164098

2012-04-11 05:48:27 @tomcoates Oh, well, we’re in that part of the cycle again… sigh. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189953035768840192

2012-04-11 05:45:56 @hridaybala As for Mr Bond, I know him because of this man: http://t.co/2oq27onV http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189952403511050240

2012-04-11 05:43:29 @hridaybala I am fine with hiking, even for hours, as long as it is called ” a walk” and eventually reaches food/drink. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189951783882326016

2012-04-11 05:35:52 @NomdeB Damn, do I have that DVD here? But I have this: http://t.co/zzmCOYFl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189949870096912384

2012-04-11 05:35:11 @hridaybala http://t.co/XEfMlLf4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189949695395774465

2012-04-11 05:27:33Raining hard. I miss hearing it on the tin roofs of Mussoorie. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189947777634140160

2012-04-11 04:46:05 @mikeal on the upside, I loved your piece about drinking at tech events. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189937338875518976

2012-04-11 04:44:39 @stevel oh my that is the best geek cred ever! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189936981759901697

2012-04-11 03:21:43 @hudsonette wow, you’re doing the whole druggie music catalog 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189916108118163457

2012-04-11 03:20:45 @hudsonette LOL! You have fun there, http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189915866840829953

2012-04-11 03:19:25Great dinner with a dear friend – life doesn’t get much better! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189915528922546178

2012-04-11 00:56:02 @wilw I’m told you should also have a hamburger with a slice of beetroot and a fried egg on it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189879447439159297

2012-04-10 22:49:30If I watch this video enough times, will I wake up? Caffeination: Italians and Their Coffee http://t.co/apSdN9Pd http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189847602840346624

2012-04-10 22:25:17 @dberkholz Here’s something I wrote a while ago about marketing technology: http://t.co/PeXPdn9G http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189841510290825217

2012-04-10 22:16:31next week: Cloud Application Performance: Making Quizlet Run Really Fast – Joyent Cloud User Group (San Francisco, CA) http://t.co/7eQEDx00 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189839304871260160

2012-04-10 22:14:15 @dberkholz Better yet, don’t even bother with press releases at all… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189838732319408129

2012-04-10 22:13:56RT @dberkholz: Corporate folks need to do more on Twitter than retweet their co’s PR announcements. Be authentic; don’t be a press release. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189838653256777729

2012-04-10 22:13:07 @trondn There is this: http://t.co/cN3Q15GN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189838445655506944

2012-04-10 21:58:18so apparently it’s good to have a steady girlfriend before you get filthy rich… http://t.co/EybB0juB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189834717976215553

2012-04-10 02:04:13Was handed this by a guy actually wearing a tinfoil hat. Auto-ironic performance art? http://t.co/XwAcnFIv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189534210648850432

2012-04-10 21:49:26 @DrJenGunter God called him somewhere else, I guess. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189832487902527489

2012-04-10 01:16:09″defending freedom of conscience isn’t fundamentalism and it isn’t intolerance” – Respecting religion for wrong reasons http://t.co/wee9C5fe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189522121507086336

2012-04-10 21:45:59RT @DrJenGunter: THIS -> @nonpromqueen: “NO SORRY, SANTORUM, YOU MUST CARRY YOUR DEAD PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TO FULL TERM.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189831619203440640

2012-04-10 00:14:02dtrace.conf 2012 – DTrace on FreeBSD – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/pY7jYNGo http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189506487549313024

2012-04-10 21:42:42Damn, I do admire a man who can play the piano… Four-hands boogie woogie: Dr John & Jools Holland – YouTube http://t.co/lpew7uld http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189830792573231104

2012-04-10 21:26:14This is what happens when a problem “no longer fits” in @brendangregg’s brain. http://t.co/4A9SFZH3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189826644716961793

2012-04-10 21:08:04 @Pago Thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189822077828743169

2012-04-10 20:09:17 @trondn Well, stop by and have a beer with us anyway! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189807281888690176

2012-04-10 20:08:56 @hridaybala Well, in a way it would have been good for him to win the nom – he had a snowball’s chance in hell against Obama. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189807197415407619

2012-04-10 16:53:49 @bdha They got told over beer, I guess. I had put away the camera by then. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189758093993852928

2012-04-10 16:50:02And that wraps it up for dtrace.conf videos – did I miss anything? http://t.co/x0dvJc7q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189757140402053121

2012-04-10 16:31:26dtrace.conf 12 – Barriers to DTrace Adoption – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/pDTzGdn8 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189752460074696705

2012-04-10 16:12:55RT @joyent: We’re going to be down at #perconalive in Santa Clara April 10-12. Come talk to us about our datastore appliances on #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189747801616420864

2012-04-10 16:12:00″Patriarchy privileges the interests of boys and men over the bodily integrity, autonomy, dignity of girls and women.” http://t.co/CwpV6jQE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189747567666536448

2012-04-10 15:56:27Snort. Blog comment attack by someone who can’t even read the article they’re commenting on properly. Give enough monkeys keyboards… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189743657891532804

2012-04-10 04:11:33″there’s 10 stuffed heads in my trophy room right now: 2 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cow” http://t.co/yd7772i1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189566260919549953

2012-04-09 23:39:04dtrace.conf 2012 – ZFS Provider – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/LskMvydb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189497690852302848

2012-04-09 23:26:39I have no idea what’s going on here… http://t.co/qbZaxvgj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189494566431358977

2012-04-09 23:25:04 @philiph Good thing that wasn’t a password. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189494166353489920

2012-04-09 23:20:50 @dysinger I think we need a meeting at your site. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189493102065631232

2012-04-09 23:18:09ub http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189492423620165633

2012-04-09 23:16:25Adam Leventhal’s blog » dtrace.conf(12) wrap-up http://t.co/fLXGZcqx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189491987492257792

2012-04-09 22:01:00dtrace.conf 2012 – DTrace and Erlang – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/IhBQakMK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189473009222942721

2012-04-09 20:55:58 @rosannecash That hair! #DOYOUUNDERSTANDNOW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189456642184716288

2012-04-09 20:55:22 @sbraswe1 There are some great shots in here. @richardelling looks like he’s about to dance flamenco… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189456491269472257

2012-04-09 20:35:43Photos from dtrace.conf 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/6CxcQ7PJ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189451548957491201

2012-04-09 20:02:45RT @ryancnelson: Fyi: if you’re in NYC and are a friend of mine and/or a @joyent customer, I’ll be having beers at st marks ale house ar … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189443253442052096

2012-04-09 19:55:57 @sbraswe1 Thanks! Is it all right if I put these on my smumug for easier sharing? I’ll put your name on them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189441542258302976

2012-04-09 18:45:59Everything old is new again – YouTube http://t.co/bUOQj8zw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189423931223064576

2012-04-09 15:32:35full list of dtrace.conf videos and slides is here: http://t.co/x0dvJc7q (remaining few should get done today/tonight) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189375260968226816

2012-04-09 15:25:51dtrace.conf 2012 – DTrace on Linux – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/6AH6QzMC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189373565743800320

2012-04-09 06:19:36″I am a great believer in found families…” http://t.co/4ZRiromv Yes, so very YES! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189236100869529601

2012-04-09 06:05:59 @jasonh Don’t! You’ll just rot your brain. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189232670415405056

2012-04-09 05:36:17″here ‘s the truth unqualified: The husband wasn’t mollified Her head is in his bloody Little study With the rest!” http://t.co/433UxEAF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189225199487553536

2012-04-09 05:17:28 @DrJenGunter You might like this that I wrote recently: http://t.co/kRYP0MB6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189220464365809664

2012-04-09 03:48:34 @aknin He is a self-confessed disaster porn addict. #raisedeyebrow http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189198091373641728

2012-04-09 03:47:26dtrace.conf 2012 – DTrace in node.js – @mcavage http://t.co/ygXOzBAg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189197806911762432

2012-04-09 02:48:27Easter dinner for 1 = lamb chop, mashed sweet potatoes, sauteed spinach with garlic, raisins, and almonds – no less good eaten alone! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189182963060195328

2012-04-09 01:41:40Umm… having your kids so scheduled up is a /choice/, my dear. Maybe you all need more free time? http://t.co/ocWvVnGC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189166155234164736

2012-04-09 00:40:26 @NomdeB Also white tights, white knee-highs, and hair done up in ribbons… I mean, really?!? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189150743780003840

2012-04-09 00:34:29dtrace.conf 2012 – Visualizations, Enabling Toolchain for Seamless USDT – @postwait – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/8urBSGdg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189149247487217664

2012-04-09 00:30:10dtrace.conf 2012 – More Visualizations – by @richardelling http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/CctEtKIn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189148163150577665

2012-04-09 00:26:32dtrace.conf 2012 – Visualizations by @brendangregg – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/N1pUmfzr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189147244782567424

2012-04-08 16:08:45 @davidpaulyoung As a matter of fact… well, boarding school, not sure it would be defined as “prep”: http://t.co/zgUo6NJb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189021973903446016

2012-04-08 16:06:25dtrace.conf 2012 – Clang Parser for DTrace – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/Cr2APpoa http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189021388085002241

2012-04-08 16:02:16. @sevanjaniyan I’m linking all the dtrace.conf final videos as they become available from http://t.co/5QWBWCuQ – still editing! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189020344517005312

2012-04-08 06:36:00dtrace.conf 2012 – Control Flow & Language Enhancements – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/vlGXWq5D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188877836516470784

2012-04-08 05:22:17dtrace.conf 2012 – Dynamic Translators – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/EicCmpaE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188859288599531520

2012-04-08 03:56:33 @mcavage But I’m not Swedish! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188837711187165184

2012-04-08 03:50:10 @NomdeB you’ll appreciate where I keep my non-hangable jewelry, too! http://t.co/T4VTaPVB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188836102960971776

2012-04-08 03:11:23 @DrJenGunter Yes, and french fries are amazing with sushi! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188826345994850306

2012-04-08 03:08:43 @mjasay ooh, thank you! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188825674847485952

2012-04-08 02:37:00 @bcantrill That seems like awfully expensive manual labor. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188817691451207681

2012-04-08 02:35:44Jewelry organization on the cheap. http://t.co/WrIxioYO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188817371329331201

2012-04-08 02:31:51When I make a bed, I MAKE the bed! http://t.co/OlCXzDtU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188816392424914944

2012-04-08 02:16:34photo set for Easter: Lilies http://t.co/BdWOXWOF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188812549985280000

2012-04-08 02:11:00 @mcavage A friend of mine suggested TaskRabbit for the job, are they in Seattle yet? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188811147833643008

2012-04-08 01:54:37 @jonasthaler They can even be bigots, until they want to tell the rest of us how to live. Then they can eff off. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188807024669233153

2012-04-08 01:52:34video from dtrace.conf 2012- User-Level CTF – http://t.co/WjwC5Xpr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188806511437430784

2012-04-08 01:40:40It took nearly 5 hours to build the entire bed (and do 3 loads of laundry). And now I’m well worn out. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188803514208751617

2012-04-08 01:38:06RT @GodlessAtheist: The Passive Aggression of the Christ http://t.co/n3XYr1Qq #atheism http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188802869569404929

2012-04-08 01:36:51 @jonasthaler I put up lights whenever I please, with or without a “reason” to celebrate. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188802554250018817

2012-04-08 01:35:25RT @ebertchicago: Video footage of the Last Supper, miraculously recovered. http://t.co/G98VjoEe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188802192831025154

2012-04-08 23:57:44Argh! Missed a chance to see James Ivory present “Heat and Dust” at the Asia Museum this aft. Should have paid attention to that flyer… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189139998006706176

2012-04-08 22:47:47http://t.co/1v4w3gIJ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189122390775709697

2012-04-08 21:50:21I don’t care if it’s Easter – there is no reason for a grown woman to dress like a doll, w puff skirt, pantalettes, hair bow, and Mary Janes http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189107942551846912

2012-04-08 19:35:25″I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring, I do… But there’s one thing makes springtime complete for me…” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189073985831575552

2012-04-08 17:42:47RT @theevilp: Traffic stoppers. #Bombay http://t.co/7XxnT6yN – Wow, India has come a long, long way… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189045641601744896

2012-04-08 17:42:02 @edsai Yup, see you then! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189045450765111296

2012-04-08 16:47:38 @edsai Ow. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189031759613140992

2012-04-08 16:34:57I should mention apropos of dtrace.conf that just about everyone present is hiring DTrace skills! http://t.co/x0dvJc7q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189028568322424832

2012-04-08 16:32:22 @pborenstein Exactly. Don’t have to go through that playlists rigmarole. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189027920726069248

2012-04-08 16:25:14YouTube has taken me out of the penalty box again – I can upload videos longer than 15 mins. Makes video for work much easier. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/189026124100157440

2012-04-07 21:35:31 @Beaker Depends on the age of the house/apt. Nowadays walk-in closets far more common. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188741822649077760

2012-04-07 21:34:57oh, and producing dtrace.conf video… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188741677408714752

2012-04-07 21:25:59″turned out of their homes and forced to survive alone on the streets by parents who cannot accept having a gay child” http://t.co/TZlttARi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188739421447790592

2012-04-07 21:20:42After such an action-packed week, I’m happy to stay home and be domestic. Tomorrow: Asia Museum for last day of the Maharajahs – join us? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188738093011050496

2012-04-07 21:00:59RT @jmclulow: Wheels down. Good to be back in the antipodes. – It was good to have you here, too! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188733132252512257

2012-04-07 21:00:42RT @hackerschool: Applications open for Summer 2012 batch! Super excited that @etsy is offering scholarships for female hackers https:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188733059045146624

2012-04-07 20:58:19 @hridaybala No occasion needed to wear colorful clothes! Just do it. Italian men often wear orange or red jeans. Why not? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188732458978643969

2012-04-07 20:55:45 @chrisridd queen size seems to be the stardard 60″x80″ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188731811910791169

2012-04-07 19:58:03Ok, building this bed base isn’t as complicated as I’d feared (Ikea instructions FTW!) but it is hard on my back. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188717291742048257

2012-04-07 18:26:26 @missbhavens Passpack is all online and encrypted coming and going – even they couldn’t break into it themselves. Friends of mine, check it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188694236873506816

2012-04-07 18:12:41Not yet, but we’ll get there… http://t.co/AD5jpOXF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188690775075323904

2012-04-07 18:11:35 @NomdeB Left my spider plant out on a very sunny balcony and it nearly died of cold! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188690501501857793

2012-04-07 18:10:02″women’s sleep quality and proneness toward depression were good predictors of their happiness ” http://t.co/UwaqtqE2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188690111196704768

2012-04-07 17:59:07Actually slept in this morning, which is very rare. Maybe my body is remembering what sleep is supposed to be like. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188687363432644608

2012-04-07 17:58:24 @NomdeB Not this month, and anyway I have to work in downtown SF most days. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188687180477116416

2012-04-07 17:36:52 @AnastasiaAshman Good idea, tho they wouldn’t look good with too much bulk. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188681762505900032

2012-04-07 17:26:09 @webmink Not yet, it’s actually been sharply cool most nights/mornings since I got here. Plus I go into the city most days, so… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188679067506180096

2012-04-07 17:24:46I need to live somewhere warmer. Have all these lovely, colorful clothes from India, and few occasions to wear them. 🙁 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188678719915831296

2012-04-07 17:11:42 @ubwhole Glad you enjoyed it, sorry our conversation got interrupted – the hostess never gets to stand still very long! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188675430876848128

2012-04-07 17:10:39 @missbhavens Scared? Why? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188675166631505921

2012-04-07 00:19:22video: dtrace.conf 2012 – Setting the Agenda – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/6diQGLlR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188420667115442176

2012-04-06 23:25:03 @missbhavens I let http://t.co/oP0Atvaz generate passwords for me, and store them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188406998289747968

2012-04-06 22:35:48I am baffled that anyone would follow a simple consumer product on twitter. I don’t WANT paper towels to have personality. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188394602850566146

2012-04-06 18:18:44 @alaindebotton The former. Not everyone is cut out to be a partner or a parent. That doesn’t make them bad people. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188329911071686656

2012-04-06 17:55:17NEW version of SmartOS! http://t.co/uWETXtkd http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188324010994577408

2012-04-06 16:23:54RT @carolynedgar: Read this. MT @keithboykin All the #Trayvon commentators on both sides should read this. http://t.co/f3fRnrv8 http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188301012015120386

2012-04-06 16:16:26RT @KellyOSullivan: Low bar. MT @BarackObama “Is it possible that Congress would get more done if there were more women in Congress? Tha … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188299134355247105

2012-04-06 14:18:09 @AnastasiaAshman I discover this morning that the Korean spa lady left bruises! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188269367652392960

2012-04-06 06:12:56lovely evening of Korean spa, Japanese food, international girl talk, and smooth sake with @AnastasiaAshman http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188147257894375424

2012-04-06 06:00:07Then sigh not so, but let them go, and be you blithe and bonny, converting all your sounds of woe into hey nonny nonny http://t.co/gTfDEYf0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188144031098875904

2012-04-06 00:50:33 @scottherson what? I thought we were supposed to be arrogant dicks! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188066128029949952

2012-04-06 05:51:28His rise was irresistible, he moved into the part… the prize was knowing that his work was noticed and adored… http://t.co/LjXHqXcO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188141857493106688

2012-04-06 00:14:47 @substack …in the photo? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188057127670120448

2012-04-06 05:01:08RT @nucleargrrl: Evidence that comprehensive SexEd & #birthcontrol work for teens: Schools dispensing birth control – http://t.co/ZifUP … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188129186743988224

2012-04-06 00:14:35 @substack is that youL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188057076617056257

2012-04-06 04:57:24RT @WomenWhoTech: Sheryl Sandberg Leaves Work at 5:30 Every Day — And You Should Too http://t.co/qKHKP0bG via @mashable http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188128247060512768

2012-04-06 00:13:44Ringo Starr: Oh My My – YouTube http://t.co/FOQstrvR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188056864062316544

2012-04-06 00:13:26RT @joyent: Learn SmartOS and #joyent? All our instructional videos now on the Wiki in one place corrected link: http://t.co/CmKmfqRY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188056786627076096

2012-04-06 00:13:12 @superxero3 http://t.co/CmKmfqRY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188056729420955648

2012-04-06 00:08:48RT @joyent: Learn SmartOS and #joyent? All our instructional videos now on the Wiki in one place http://t.co/kqhjWwSS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188055619926892544

2012-04-05 22:08:07dtrace.conf 2012 – DTrace State of the Union – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/16EPblIE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188025250032787457

2012-04-05 22:02:27A Carousel of DTrace – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/8Cj7CWpL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188023822975373312

2012-04-05 21:35:37RT @Jo_Miller: Hillarious. http://t.co/XlHYht5S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188017071156756480

2012-04-05 20:59:23 @holman We can’t?!? Damn, we sure screwed up getting that beer at #dtraceconf. And everyone screwed up drinking it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188007951552876544

2012-04-05 20:58:05RT @NathanFillion: If you speak in acronyms and someone has to ask you what you mean, are you really saving any time? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/188007624367808512

2012-04-05 20:08:36RT @stonecobra: @joyent @basho @nexenta was a great conference. Thank you all! – You’re very welcome, thanks for keeping us caffeinated! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187995170321600513

2012-04-05 20:05:41RT @Graftolistic: More dtrace adoption thoughts. Why I think we may have missed the mark yesterday. #dtrace #dtraceconf #illumos http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187994437832548353

2012-04-05 18:46:15Heh. Looks like I’m still doing video for Oracle… http://t.co/M4qr813q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187974447146340353

2012-04-05 16:50:20RT @LenzGr: Just blogged: DTrace for Oracle Linux news: new beta release and conference appearances http://t.co/GnwgAPSq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187945276076593155

2012-04-05 05:08:56RT @blakeirvin: @bcantrill @ahl – because I know you love pair programming: Spooning By Bitbucket http://t.co/6nDZkNfj via @youtube http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187768761883959297

2012-04-05 04:33:15Not sure about “pimp” as a term of admiration, but agree with the sentiment: @katiebakes: Cannot even deal with this http://t.co/QJ7UtDm6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187759785385525248

2012-04-05 02:48:41 @joelhousman LOL fol real. What will that make me in November? Near death? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187733470418710529

2012-04-05 02:47:47 @joelhousman What age is that? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187733242605088771

2012-04-05 00:49:15. @imarambiocatan I find that if you treat peeople like adults, they generally behave that way. #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187703412496924672

2012-04-05 00:34:19#tomyunbornchild – YouTube http://t.co/jHQUHOHq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187699654845149184

2012-04-05 00:22:04″If you truly value families, you shouldn’t play politics with a woman’s health.” http://t.co/6L3gZjKx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187696571549368322

2012-04-05 00:10:20 @hungryblank UStream videos already here: http://t.co/BfIFINuC , working on final edited videos now #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187693616557326336

2012-04-04 23:27:32RT @NYCprochoiceMD: Thank you @DrJenGunter for getting it right on the real errors in the GA anti-abortion bill http://t.co/ISbPEKeB #pr … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187682848348708864

2012-04-04 21:22:30 @seancribbs Working on it! #DTrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187651383300853762

2012-04-04 20:34:44Map rage! Webcast: Exclusive event – The Best of Velocity: Bryan Cantrill answers your questions live. http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187639362740170752

2012-04-04 20:19:10Some days my life is all @bcantrill, all the time. (Others, it’s all @brendangregg, all the time.) http://t.co/dewylET1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187635438524170240

2012-04-04 20:15:20″In DTrace, as in good cocktail conversation, one question spurs the next question.” http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187634477772713984

2012-04-04 20:10:37I approve of the camera angle on this video: finally, someone lets me see the speaker close up! http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187633292810526720

2012-04-04 20:05:15 @velocityconf I can’t find the chat widget? #velocityconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187631940520783872

2012-04-04 20:02:46node.js and DTrace: O’Reilly usually charges for this video, you can watch it free NOW http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187631316555141120

2012-04-04 20:01:51live now! The Best of Velocity: Bryan Cantrill answers your questions live. http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187631085612576768

2012-04-04 19:58:01 @avbelow dunno, I guess check the doodle. @cypromis will be there, looks like http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187630120373202945

2012-04-04 19:43:567 year’s ago I wrote: Gardening: In Italy, a Man’s Home is His Orto http://t.co/korveeel http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187626576832233475

2012-04-04 19:41:39RT @OracleBlogs: DTrace Workshop in Wiesbaden http://t.co/UboOGhPk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187626003227615233

2012-04-04 19:37:34starting in 20 mins! Webcast: Exclusive event – The Best of Velocity: Bryan Cantrill answers your questions live. http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187624974167711745

2012-04-04 19:21:19RT @joyent: And a shoutout to our #dtraceconf sponsors @basho @nexenta, #DEY illumos, @stonecobra and #joyentcloud. Tnx! – Yes, huge thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187620884083773440

2012-04-04 18:38:54 @BorowitzReport @ShashiTharoor …that things that should be and were taken for granted no longer can be. The US is moving backwards. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187610208950956032

2012-04-04 18:38:26 @BorowitzReport @ShashiTharoor We should care, because Santorum took discourse about the rights of women and gays so far into the crazy… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187610092793892866

2012-04-04 17:56:17So, this happened yesterday: DTrace Linux, Recorded on 4/3/12 joyent on USTREAM. Conference http://t.co/4ZLet7FR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187599486116315136

2012-04-04 17:37:25 @alaindebotton The important point is whether arguing produces useful results or is just tearing each other up. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187594736016687104

2012-04-04 17:28:49 @someara We only published the new logo on Monday! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187592575593619459

2012-04-04 16:59:17 @someara We don’t have them yet, but it’s a good idea. T-shirts will also be coming. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187585140573224960

2012-04-04 16:58:57 @oralaks Brendan’s definitely does, and I wasn’t aware of problems with the others during recording. I do have it all on tape anyway. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187585058348085248

2012-04-04 06:43:18(NB: I do have everything on tape – yes, tape! – including the epic carousel ride, which could not be live streamed.) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187430125514653697

2012-04-04 06:37:38UStream recordings of dtrace.conf available here: http://t.co/M13PNKpQ (sorry, forgot to start UStream record in 1st half hour of the day) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187428696800505856

2012-04-04 05:55:48RT @ecdysone: I am now convinced that adding dtrace probes to ruby and rails would be a significant improvement of the human condition http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187418170112487425

2012-04-04 05:53:54 @natashabadhwar Actually, I think it works very well just that way. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187417691177492481

2012-04-04 05:47:40 @imarambiocatan What we have so far is here: http://t.co/5QWBWCuQ #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187416121631186945

2012-04-04 05:46:59 @pharkmillups You’re welcome, but Alex was really the hero here! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187415953104052224

2012-04-04 03:41:35Long hard day, but I’m satisfied. And very tired. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187384391452983297

2012-04-04 01:23:28good closing discussion on barriers to DTrace adoption #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187349636451799042

2012-04-04 01:21:30Great discussion on how to get DTrace more widely adopted #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187349139351281664

2012-04-04 01:20:09 @lewellyn Whether it’s caught http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187348798945755136

2012-04-04 01:17:41RT @ehthayer: An update about dtrace for OEL http://t.co/isaXrIaT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187348180923449344

2012-04-04 01:17:22 @lewellyn throwing TO, not AT! #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187348100023730176

2012-04-04 01:12:27 @lewellyn all books were successfully caught, no one was bonked in the head by a flying 1100-page tome #dtraceconf #bbmparty http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187346862699847680

2012-04-04 01:07:06Jarod Jensen talking about barriers to DTrace adoption #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187345518052118528

2012-04-04 01:06:22That was dangerous – @bcantrill throwing copies of the DTrace book into the crowd! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187345330633850882

2012-04-04 00:56:26 @pharkmillups You there? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187342831176794112

2012-04-04 00:40:35RT @hridaybala: @bcantrill and @ahl define dtrace implementations as those that pass the dtrace test suite. Give or take a few tests… 🙂 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187338842053935105

2012-04-04 00:39:59RT @postwait: #dtraceconf is fucking awesome. #justsayin http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187338693093240832

2012-04-04 00:36:00RT @ahl: Kris van Hees, great presentation on the port to OEL. Goal: full compatibility. Excellent news for the community of DTrace users. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187337688347713537

2012-04-04 00:35:24RT @brendangregg: Fascinating DTrace on Linux discussion at #dtraceconf for OEL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187337538887876608

2012-04-04 00:29:23Matt & George on a ZFS DTrace provider #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187336024089833472

2012-04-03 18:51:55 @jxson lots of DTrace resources here http://t.co/4t5y1zDu #JSConf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187251097252012032

2012-04-03 18:46:54″Bryan Cantrill, you make the nerd in me happy… Thank You” – EEFY! http://t.co/yQjLkbq2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187249837924814848

2012-04-03 18:18:20Dave Pacheco on dynamic translators – live DTrace! #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187242646450864128

2012-04-03 17:56:12students! join illumos Google Summer of Code projects – deadline is Friday! http://t.co/V6B0wFiC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187237076251574273

2012-04-03 17:52:03RT @slfritchie: My dtrace.conf slides are longer than available speaking time. See them all at http://t.co/8RjMIP34 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187236030548672513

2012-04-03 17:50:08 @chrisridd wouldn’t be nearly as fun http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187235548648321025

2012-04-03 17:48:42live DTrace! #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187235189087412224

2012-04-03 17:39:27dtrace.conf Schedule – finalized http://t.co/x0dvJc7q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187232863484252162

2012-04-03 17:37:39RT @BufferGOverflow: Wanna do DTrace for GSoC, mentored by some of the dtrace conf session leaders? Apply for illumos. (live at http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187232406758113280

2012-04-03 17:37:32RT @sogrady: you think you’ve been to the geekiest conferences in the world, and then you find yourself in a room full of kernel enginee … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187232378324922370

2012-04-03 17:11:14RT @sturadnidge: Rocking a #Joyent tee at #HCTSEU – ppl assuming I work for them! /cc @jasonh 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187225760262664192

2012-04-03 16:51:20Session planning #draceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187220754474090496

2012-04-03 16:47:22 @bcantrill relates how he tempted the wrath of the gods #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187219752844926976

2012-04-03 16:42:59 @arekdreyer That’s also why he’s got the wireless mic. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187218653278769152

2012-04-03 16:42:40 @arekdreyer Not at all. That’s why this is called an Olympiad. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187218570873286656

2012-04-03 16:40:32In all these years of filming engineers, I thought I’e learned quite a bit. Today is when I realize how little I know. #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187218032869916672

2012-04-03 16:38:28 @darkproger Yes, both the UStream recording (which I started late, as usual) and edited video, later on. #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187217514302930946

2012-04-03 16:34:47#dtraceconf I would be greateful if attendees would take some still photos – I don’t have equipment or time. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187216589723152384

2012-04-03 16:33:41dtrace.conf on USTREAM: @bcantrill giving the State of the Union http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187216308956434433

2012-04-03 16:27:29RT @romainlenglet: Attending #dtraceconf today. It’s very exciting, everyone related to DTrace is here! #in http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187214751762362368

2012-04-03 16:15:31and we’re live #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187211737278328832

2012-04-03 16:09:41#dtraceconf about to begin http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187210269603274752

2012-04-03 15:50:27 @avbelow smartass http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187205431419076608

2012-04-03 15:49:03testing http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187205077327560704

2012-04-03 15:00:05dtrace.conf stream will begin at 9am PT at http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187192754231705600

2012-04-03 14:22:01RT @mylinux1: OmniTI Debuts OmniOS, an Open Source Operating System for the Solaris Community: DTrace Conference–OmniTI, a pr… http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187183175569645569

2012-04-03 05:13:57Appropriately enough, almost exactly 3 years ago I wrote this: Party Animal http://t.co/CGZG19Rs http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187045252450893824

2012-04-03 05:06:01 @conikeec Will we see you there? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187043252434780163

2012-04-03 05:05:09 @muditosanchez Oh, good reminder – we need to do slide templates! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187043034481963009

2012-04-03 04:48:55 @NomdeB Yes, and I even remember thinking it was clever when I did it! But don’t remember where that clever place is. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187038952534966272

2012-04-03 03:08:08After everything else I did today, I came home and vacuumed. There should be an award for that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187013588953735168

2012-04-03 02:49:21So I have managed to lose an entire category of clothing in my very small apartment… oh, well, needed new sweatpants anyway! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187008861947957248

2012-04-03 02:26:31Got our rather small mound of stuff over to the venue for #dtrace tommorrow, with @rmustacc’s help. This is gonna be fun! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187003116393218049

2012-04-03 02:25:18 @lewellyn That’s partly up to @Basho and the quality of the beer they’re bringing! #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187002808573235201

2012-04-03 02:24:31RT @_tty0: Así me capturo @_jucha en Starbucks, leyendo mi libro de DTrace. http://t.co/6nRgHy0U http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187002611461922818

2012-04-03 23:54:37 @dboyll We’ve got some cool Oracle action over here at #dtraceconf, too! http://t.co/BfIFINuC #oowjp #Oracle http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187327275946090496

2012-04-03 23:49:13″I can’t tell you how many times I crashed the kernel. Now I can find out why.” #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187325918530904066

2012-04-03 23:43:55″No reason not to use an elegant approach. For a kernel that already has DTrace in it, syscall is not read-only. Get over it.” #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187324582657658883

2012-04-03 23:41:07Kris Van Hees of Oracle Linux #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187323877121212416

2012-04-03 23:29:53 @mranney will try! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187321052278423552

2012-04-03 23:21:44RT @mranney: @mcavage Watched your DTrace conf talk live from home. Great stuff. We’ll be adding probes soon now that we are live on Sma … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187318998751395840

2012-04-03 23:21:27 @mranney Were your ears burning? 😉 @slfritchie is taking now. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187318926911352832

2012-04-03 23:18:22User-land probes for Erlang virtual machine Scott Fritchie #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187318151564902401

2012-04-03 22:51:28 @alexr see bottom of the UStream page for the UStream recordings, they become available quickly http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187311382876790784

2012-04-03 22:45:47Mark Cavage on DTrace in node.js #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187309953005010946

2012-04-03 22:13:18Richard Elling showing Nexenta visualizations at #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187301779027931136

2012-04-03 21:55:13RT @wrighty: Future is looking looking bright for illumos, first SmartOS, now OmniOS too. Is a custom distribution the new black? http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187297228048707584

2012-04-03 21:37:12now up: Theo http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187292692236083200

2012-04-03 21:27:16RT @alexr: Agreeing with @brendangreg, heat maps need to appear in mainstream perf tools from vendors like Apple and Microsoft. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187290191994695682

2012-04-03 21:18:01RT @kebesays: I feel very bad not having read @brendangregg ‘s blog posts, but seeing him explain things makes up for it. #visualization … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187287865271648256

2012-04-03 21:14:47RT @basho: Take a break from your terminal and watch the Dtrace conf live stream. http://t.co/0uZ2R9Xj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187287051052396544

2012-04-03 21:00:02next up: Brendan on visualizations (of course) #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187283339152076800

2012-04-03 20:57:00RT @ahl: @DeirdreS hang on — it’s not DTrace for widows. It executes their D program remotely on the PS Vita. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187282576044597249

2012-04-03 20:53:28Sony devs have access to a DTrace.exe that runs on… Windows #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187281686227202048

2012-04-03 20:44:43How many DTrace geeks can we fit on one carousel? (Too many – we had to push start it.) http://t.co/xJmBRIwb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187279483601027072

2012-04-03 20:41:58RT @ahl: DTrace on the PlayStation Vita — damn that’s cool http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187278793445081090

2012-04-03 20:41:07RT @mcavage: Way too many slides to fit into #dtrace.conf – if you’re interested though, here they are: http://t.co/8wtzb2vs http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187278578285678592

2012-04-03 20:41:03porting DTrace for Playstation! #dtraceconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187278562225696768

2012-04-03 20:39:41John Thompson of Sony Computer Entertainment of America on Clang DTrace #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187278219920158720

2012-04-03 20:33:41restarting early to make up for lost time #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187276708934721536

2012-04-03 19:45:32Thanks to @nexenta for tasty and abundant lunch at #dtraceconf ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187264589627535360

2012-04-03 19:20:08RT @FOSSNewsChannel: BREAKING: Thanks to a contributor, we have exclusive news about the recent discovery of a previously unknown Bible … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187258199869632514

2012-04-03 19:04:37Eric Schrock on language improvements #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187254293877899264

2012-04-03 18:59:05 @jxson And you can see DTrace development happening live right now: http://t.co/BfIFINuC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187252901155053568

2012-04-03 18:57:24RT @Graftolistic: “shh, i have the microphone” @ahl to @bcantrill at #dtraceconf – like THAT would ever work. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187252479132581888

2012-04-03 18:56:45open source happening live and in the open #dtraceconf http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/187252313717620736

2012-04-02 22:31:47if you can’t join us in person, dtrace.conf will be streamed tomorrow 9am to 6pm PT at http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186944042569973761

2012-04-02 22:11:10 @pourmecoffee My dad was right… http://t.co/VcBHRGrK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186938853460942848

2012-04-02 22:10:19 @mast3rof0 Oh, yes – you are definitely signed up, including lunch. #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186938638003744768

2012-04-02 21:58:39 @mast3rof0 lunch is provided, but I’m not sure how many have been ordered (thankfully, Nexenta is handling that) #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186935704117456896

2012-04-02 21:10:26For those who need a taste of spring: photos of Tulips http://t.co/cmwr6hX3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186923567588454400

2012-04-02 20:51:38RT @dapsays: I’ll be speaking about Node.js in production at OSCON in July! I’ll be covering postmortem debugging and performance analysis. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186918839144030208

2012-04-02 20:51:11 @mast3rof0 Please sign up! And at this point you may be on your own for lunch, I’m afraid… #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186918726669574144

2012-04-02 18:59:48 @sogrady 23 hours? Sounds risky, given your history of causing bad weather and other disasters. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186890695984955392

2012-04-02 18:59:07RT @sogrady: in other news, i’m en route to SFO for ~23 hours. that’s how much i respect DTrace. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186890522181378048

2012-04-02 18:58:59RT @basho: If you’re going to dtrace conf tomorrow in San Francisco, the beer you’ll be drinking is sponsored by Basho. http://t.co/xmGX0743 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186890489604227072

2012-04-02 18:58:20Introducing Our New SmartOS Logo and Look – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/SuchxaWw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186890324721930241

2012-04-02 05:42:57 @PeterKretzman “My guys” are sometimes accused of being arrogant, but it is widely acknowledged that they are never boring. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186690158962286592

2012-04-02 05:40:19RT @DrieCulturen: What are third culture kids like as house guests? This is what Brenda says: http://t.co/krzC2mXI #TCKs #globalnomad #p … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186689497558290432

2012-04-02 05:39:16 @PeterKretzman This week’s conf similar to how I throw parties: gather a bunch of smart, interesting people, let them talk to each other. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186689232453120000

2012-04-02 05:15:42I don’t want to attend conferences anymore, I just want to run them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186683304211263488

2012-04-02 05:04:50And I just don’t know what to make of this… http://t.co/isF2ZnBl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186680568640045056

2012-04-02 05:03:54I have grave doubts about the advisability of this ad campaign. http://t.co/aCN8NEQr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186680332840468481

2012-04-02 04:55:20RT @India_Insights: Recruiting for Gurgaon\ Delhi based artworker – any leads or name would be gratefully received. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186678176611696640

2012-04-02 04:53:32Best residential school, says Kiran Bedi of Woodstock http://t.co/vu2BrrZn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186677724373450753

2012-04-02 04:15:49RT @postwait: A few weeks of all-nighters. Climbing the mountain… I hit the top. Fuck yeah. I’ll be at #dtraceconf with some exciting news. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186668234236370944

2012-04-02 01:56:34 @redache lots more here! http://t.co/4t5y1zDu #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186633187928186880

2012-04-01 23:37:36 @velocityconf blogged about it! http://t.co/TBj9f8D0 #velocityconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186598216412835840

2012-04-01 23:35:515 years ago I spoke at the first Girl Geeks Dinner Italia http://t.co/WNld4m3q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186597775062999041

2012-04-01 23:32:296 years ago today was the funeral http://t.co/p04nlWa8 of my beloved aunt Rosie http://t.co/EUjLD4qI – yes, April Fool’s Day was appropriate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186596928568565760

2012-04-01 23:08:25″…except in northern California.” http://t.co/2NBnDwe9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186590871045677056

2012-04-01 23:03:57RT @nacin: The Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney. I can’t stop laughing. http://t.co/780G8zkj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186589748847067137

2012-04-01 22:59:14RT @davewiner: Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs. http://t.co/OPNh8JAS – Well, that’s one film I won’t be seeing… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186588561267625984

2012-04-01 22:56:16 @missbhavens Ah, just do it. Might do them a world of good. Definitely would do you a world of good. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186587815428100097

2012-04-01 22:43:53RT @johnkpaul: Listening to the @nodejitsu CTO @hij1nx talk about how to use dtrace with node bindings to instrument your javascript cod … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186584699936833536

2012-04-01 20:29:54RT @LindaNagata: Vonda N. McIntyre says what needs to be said: New blog at Book View Cafe: “Contraception” http://t.co/MRUwosnl @vondanm … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186550983093006336

2012-04-01 20:19:39Thanks to my Rockridge neighbors for sharing their beautiful gardens! http://t.co/6P7lAq3y http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186548397791133697

2012-04-01 18:57:18Happy spring! http://t.co/LtU4V9Hx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186527672367718401

2012-04-01 02:36:27 @PeterKretzman No, I hadn’t! LOL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186280839385067520

2012-04-01 01:21:55 @PeterKretzman I generally do pretty well with it, but this one… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186262080716947457

2012-04-01 00:39:47This bed base looks to be the hardest Ikea assembly I will ever attempt. Better wait til… oh, next year sometime. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186251476493021184

2012-04-01 00:22:279 years ago my dad wrote: Hearts and Minds, Echoes in the Desert http://t.co/CYiM3BSz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186247115142479874

2012-04-01 00:00:42Holy ponycorns, I had no idea the dtrace.conf t-shirt was going to be such a hot item. May have to consider a reprint http://t.co/E49Q8hK9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186241644109115392

The Twitter Diaries: March 2012

In reverse chronological order.

2012-03-31 03:01:16 “Under a literal reading of the Bible, I am to be excluded from and unable to inherit the Kingdom of God.” http://t.co/lhj2yfr6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185924695508529152

2012-03-31 01:20:07 RT @dizzyd: Big shout out to @slfritchie about his Dtrace work in upcoming Erlang release — congrats, @slfritchie!! #erlangfactory http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185899241082851329

2012-03-31 01:16:52 “what separates us from other advanced countries is the toxic form of Christianity that has a stranglehold on …” http://t.co/ETbphx1N http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185898422270820352

2012-03-31 00:35:56 This is an irresponsible headline: “What to buy when you win the $640 million Mega Millions” – creating false, foolish hope. You won’t win. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185888120925990912

2012-03-31 20:15:10 @alexr @boingboing the #DTrace ponycorn at least has xray vision! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186184885516509184

2012-03-31 20:11:22 RT @OpenJonathan: Know a child on the autism spectrum? We’re donating free CareZone accounts to their families… http://t.co/PxGfE4R1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186183927856242688

2012-03-31 17:39:29 RT @dapsays: Next week: Giants/A’s, followed by dtrace.conf. It’s going to be a good week. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186145706107617281

2012-03-31 17:03:56 .@melanierenzulli “hipsterfication” Hmm. Hard to pronounce, but I like the concept. It’s why I left San Francisco. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186136761427177472

2012-03-31 17:01:52 It’s Saturday morning, I’m not even awake yet, and… I’m working. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/186136238405857280

2012-03-31 05:44:52 5 years ago I translated: Learn Italian in Song: Centro di Gravità Permanente http://t.co/uwI9EZqt http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185965869225086976

2012-03-31 05:42:01 10 years ago I wrote about Cars http://t.co/7JeGvsry http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185965149839032321

2012-03-31 03:33:45 3D printing to make bespoke pets: Just press “print” | The Economist http://t.co/4lucNupb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185932869858902016

2012-03-31 03:21:30 Dear Technology World – Please Stop Trying To Give Me An Erection http://t.co/LuilucFf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185929789083877379

2012-03-30 23:57:34 @kebesays limited edition so far, and I’m already out of small and medium! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185878466804187136

2012-03-30 21:44:36 @pkrumins And he makes awesome t-shirts! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185845005481545728

2012-03-30 21:41:47 Screencast: Converting Virtual Appliance Packages for Fun and Profit – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/VUbOOQIu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185844294869983233

2012-03-30 21:31:16 Why Facebook privacy settings matter: http://t.co/HMbj90iG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185841650545860608

2012-03-30 21:21:41 Guess what arrived? http://t.co/B58Xj6Fy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185839233158758401

2012-03-30 18:41:52 Weds Apr 4 1pm PT: Webcast: Exclusive event – The Best of Velocity: Bryan Cantrill answers your questions live. http://t.co/ruLtGJ0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185799015923851264

2012-03-30 18:39:51 RT @LunasKisses: I just signed up for the O’Reilly Webcast: Exclusive event – Best of #VelocityConf live QA with @bcantrill… http://t. … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185798508505341952

2012-03-30 18:39:38 RT @brianleroux: if you are a software tools geek, or a nodejs geek, or both, or neither, watch @bcantrill go turbo http://t.co/8IZAVQ2W … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185798456034594816

2012-03-30 18:39:11 @jeffreytaylor Nope, cause it’s all downhill from there! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185798342310244352

2012-03-30 16:33:45 .@OTN_Garage And you know that Oracle Linux and Oracle Solaris will both be represented at dtrace.conf? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185766776372604929

2012-03-30 16:27:38 RT @rosso: Sad to miss 5th anniversary dinner for Girl Geek Dinners Milano tonight. Auguri & happy I was on the team who started it all! … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185765236295475200

2012-03-30 16:16:21 RT @OTN_Garage: Ack! Next DTrace conference is on April 3 – these happen only once every 4 years – don’t miss – http://t.co/DTmTdmRT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185762399121453056

2012-03-30 00:21:07 @dizzyd Though I’ve lived/traveled many parts of the world inc Asia, scariest cab ride was in Milan: guy was reading the paper while driving http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185522005846663168

2012-03-29 23:48:09 RT @ryanchris: Safe & effective contraception for men that also eliminates HIV. This could transform society like the Pill did: http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185513707126792192

2012-03-29 23:28:57 For those who can’t be in SF for dtrace.conf, it’ll be broadcast live on USTREAM: http://t.co/M13PNKpQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185508877708701696

2012-03-29 23:25:46 Please share with students: How to write an excellent GSoC proposal for illumos http://t.co/jeJeBoRh http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185508076600827904

2012-03-29 23:24:23 New illumos wiki http://t.co/2cM5qx7S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185507729606066177

2012-03-29 22:37:41 RT @anitaborg_org: Infographic looks at stats about girls/women in STEM from grade school to professional level http://t.co/f1GoFyAc via … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185495976105082881

2012-03-29 22:11:56 @ActuallyNPH 621128 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185489493778890752

2012-03-29 21:46:18 @dizzyd Where in Asia? (Trying to distract you.) #amigoingtolive http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185483044407349249

2012-03-29 21:44:06 “nothing brave in voting to decimate programs for the poor, while offering potentially huge tax cuts for the rich” http://t.co/3vLF6sl9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185482491157680129

2012-03-29 21:39:11 @izs Please share the recs you get – I might like to do the same. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185481251698913281

2012-03-29 21:32:42 new @bcantrill video: InfoQ: And It All Went Horribly Wrong: Debugging Production Systems http://t.co/CvIPuMTP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185479620127236096

2012-03-29 21:21:16 “religion is inextricably bound up with the nation’s underlying economic and geographic class divide.” http://t.co/1DZ8jnpw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185476743690338304

2012-03-29 20:30:48 @confetti Social media is not a new tool for community managers. We used to call it usenet, mailing/discussion lists, irc… #swchat http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185464044503826432

2012-03-29 20:23:16 @velocityconf Great, I’ll be happy to help publicize that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185462146396725248

2012-03-29 20:22:27 RT @joyent: Last chance to RSVP for #Riak Basho Bash tonite. We’re sponsoring with @voxer @yammer. http://t.co/zXpaSRrO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185461943044276224

2012-03-29 19:34:31 @3rdEden Yes, I’ll record it, though no promises on how fast I will get that much video processed. There should be a UStream rough cut too http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185449879617814528

2012-03-29 19:02:41 RT @ingenthr: hey @erlangfactory, in the devops track @dlsspy and I will talk #dtrace and #erlang from experience building #couchbase http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185441868425867265

2012-03-29 18:52:07 @velocityconf If you can do another one on 4/4, we’ll be able to advertise it for you at dtrace.conf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185439207530041344

2012-03-29 18:16:31 Spice on SmartOS – Pre-Alpha Testers Welcome – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/TnGDcu0Y http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185430248588967936

2012-03-29 18:14:41 @velocityconf Thanks, but 80 of your potential audience members http://t.co/96usJDpx HsJ0 a full schedule that day: http://t.co/5QWBWCuQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185429787467194368

2012-03-29 17:03:32 @velocityconf Argh. @bcantrill and many fans will be busy with dtrace.conf or its stream that day – could you move this? #velocityconf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185411884437086208

2012-03-29 17:02:48 RT @velocityconf: If you missed @bcantrill’s excellent session on Node at #velocityconf last year, catch it as a free webcast on April 3 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185411699447308288

2012-03-29 17:01:23 this could be useful for a lot of people: Level Up Your Love Life: Where to Find Geek Girls http://t.co/zhEZ6OAz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185411344034566146

2012-03-29 16:48:15 @NomdeB I suspect it loses flavor without the proper British language http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185408037064949760

2012-03-29 16:46:53 RT @rod11: The “individual mandate” in Obamacare is actually a Free Rider Penalty. If Democrats called it a #freeriderpenalty it would … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185407694696497152

2012-03-29 02:17:00 @sogrady @jasonh FWIW, over the last year or so I’ve had multiple texts from AT&T telling me they were putting up new equipt in my SF ‘hood http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185188780246966273

2012-03-28 21:56:28 .@nicolamattina Ugh. The original UK edition is not available in the US. I don’t want Harry Potter “translated” for Americans! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185123215339819009

2012-03-28 21:42:10 @ehthayer Best we can figure, it’s like driving an old beater because you don’t know you could have a Ferrari. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185119615721029632

2012-03-28 19:53:13 RT @hemantmehta: Watch Out for Those Atheist Extremists http://t.co/BlkwumCW – one of those “laugh so you don’t cry” pieces http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185092198763741185

2012-03-28 19:48:46 8 years ago I wrote: Born into It: Why You Can’t Become Italian http://t.co/mrZXdNy0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185091076607062016

2012-03-28 19:30:58 Obama As A “Third Culture Kid” – The Dish | By Andrew Sullivan – The Daily Beast http://t.co/aC1Y3rfa http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185086599346913281

2012-03-28 18:00:32 RT @joyent: Basho Bash West, dtrace.conf, Percona Live and Joyent Cloud Meetup w/ Quizlet … just a few upcoming Joyent events http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185063838662656000

2012-03-28 17:42:55 For Students: How to Write an Excellent GSoC Proposal (for illumos) http://t.co/6AFOgcDP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185059407925739520

2012-03-28 16:25:15 @sbraswe1 Yes, no prob. Many won’t decide on dinner til the last minute, which is risky – we’re competing with a big conf for dinner nearby http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/185039862179700736

2012-03-28 04:26:29 Since Mexican seems to be the popular choice for dtrace.conf dinner, I’ve added another option, Colibri http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184858977748779009

2012-03-28 04:22:36 @Graftolistic If you want, reserve another table and put it on the wiki. OpenTable will only let me do one reservation at that time. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184858001792974849

2012-03-28 04:04:49 2 years ago (photo): Bombay Morning Beach Walk http://t.co/fXhqSlgs http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184853525447196674

2012-03-28 03:08:38 RT @willsnow: Wait, I could just start using SmartOS everywhere… Yeah, that sounds like fun – Please do! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184839387039797249

2012-03-28 00:45:19 @hridaybala To be fair, we didn’t ask. That Oracle people are attending is already a win. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184803318076416000

2012-03-28 00:04:23 RT @basho: LA Riak Meetup happening tonight. The Look.io team is talking about their app & using Riak and Joyent in prod: http://t.co/c0 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184793020145745920

2012-03-28 00:03:45 @_tty0 Enjoy! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184792860623773696

2012-03-27 23:35:07 @standaloneSA Agh! Get well soon. #NotPining http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184785651659579392

2012-03-27 23:05:06 @elijahwright it’s your turn! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184778097701289985

2012-03-27 21:08:38 Why Be a Google Summer of Code Mentor? http://t.co/2emNPaPe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184748788534091776

2012-03-27 20:54:50 SmartOS VM Guest Tools – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/CMCJx52W http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184745316845752321

2012-03-27 20:35:26 dtrace.conf will be streamed live here: http://t.co/BfIFINuC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184740436282310658

2012-03-27 19:49:18 Hey @JoeMyGod why amplify LaB’s vitriol? @fakedansavage has 20x the twitter followers he does. Let the small man shriek to the small-minded. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184728823168897024

2012-03-27 19:37:43 RT @hnfirehose: Subsecond Offset Visualizations: Unusual patterns from cloud computing: http://t.co/cHPtbhZq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184725908161167360

2012-03-27 18:45:41 @forjared please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712816580763648

2012-03-27 18:45:36 please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T@marcosvm http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712793293983744

2012-03-27 00:40:22 New! “VM Guest tools: scripts and drivers to create virtualized machine images in SmartOS.” joyent/smartos-vmtools http://t.co/FQlSUgpj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184439686574522370

2012-03-27 18:45:30 @ph7 please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712769470345216

2012-03-27 00:07:56 The Joyent Linux-to-SmartOS Cheat Sheet – JoyentCloud – Joyent Customer Wiki http://t.co/HyBtXatv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184431522793791488

2012-03-27 18:45:22 @ddrdrive please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712737140637696

2012-03-27 18:45:17 @nate_mueller please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712714503983104

2012-03-27 18:45:10 @psanford please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712685068361728

2012-03-27 18:45:03 @jasonh please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712656555483137

2012-03-27 18:44:26 @mast3rof0 please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712498572836864

2012-03-27 18:44:20 @dlsspy please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712476762456065

2012-03-27 18:44:15 @ampledata please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712455111450625

2012-03-27 18:44:10 @richardelling please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712433514987521

2012-03-27 18:44:01 @alexr please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712397079068672

2012-03-27 18:43:56 @postwait please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712375818141696

2012-03-27 18:43:50 @harschness please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712350044139520

2012-03-27 18:43:22 @sogrady please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184712229826998273

2012-03-27 18:41:43 @Graftolistic please sign up for your choice of DTrace dinner at http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184711816952287234

2012-03-27 18:26:56 RT @scottherson: I got a box of free #Joyent schwag for tonight’s (3-27) Inaugural LA @basho Riak Meetup @amplifyla 7pm! See ya there! … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184708097149898752

2012-03-27 15:35:01 New! “VM Guest tools: scripts and drivers to create virtualized machine images in SmartOS.” joyent/smartos-vmtools http://t.co/FQlSUgpj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184664832279183361

2012-03-27 05:35:26 “Would you go away to another land, walk a thousand miles through the burning sand?” Would You Lay With Me – YouTube http://t.co/SOIdjDJe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184513941462982656

2012-03-27 05:24:47 Thank you @missbhavens for rescuing a sucky evening with your awesome collection of humor, food, NOLA, and yes some serious stuff http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184511260757467136

2012-03-27 05:03:20 @elijahwright You’re on! #GamesWithFriends http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184505863132815361

2012-03-27 03:27:07 .@GreenScreenCine I actually do believe that people can apologize and redeem themselves after making mistakes. Let’s give them a chance, eh? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184481650548285441

2012-03-26 23:56:45 “when people realize you don’t share all their habits, they suspect you don’t share their values either” Obama is a TCK http://t.co/k0YXM1pp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184428708898156545

2012-03-26 22:50:48 RT @kebesays: YouTube version of My Little DTrace Pony now up: http://t.co/XSIehIpe #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184412111282257920

2012-03-26 18:59:50 RT @MichielGO: De KLM USB stick. Niet zo’n goed idee lijkt me. #911 http://t.co/UWMHTqam – Oh, dear – flying into your very own tower… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184353988735541249

2012-03-26 18:20:37 RT @soniabahl: @natashabadhwar :not sure many of us”raise”kids. we try,we try so heartbreakingly hard that we usually end up dropping ra … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184344117109727232

2012-03-26 18:19:59 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: subsecond offset heat maps: http://t.co/U58HT66i http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184343957520650240

2012-03-26 18:12:30 @nickziv Yes, blogging is marketing! And evangelism, and docs… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184342075683258368

2012-03-26 17:01:27 RT @kebesays: dtrace.conf is a week away. P&E&I thought the DTrace pony ( http://t.co/BLY2x2ls ) could use a commercial, though: … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184324194874564610

2012-03-26 16:54:55 new post: Who You Calling “Slut”? http://t.co/Xxh0Qh9I http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184322551508504576

2012-03-26 16:30:25 It’s frickin’ freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184316384715603968

2012-03-26 15:46:28 System News: illumos and the Google Summer of Code http://t.co/CVln7v4m http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184305327133560833

2012-03-26 15:44:17 @uliwitness @avbelow Tell Markus I said hello – it’s been years! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184304776803123200

2012-03-26 05:20:49 .@KellyOSullivan “Mad with Hunger” would probably speak to me more than either of the originals. Or were you thinking of “The Men Games”? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184147873632497664

2012-03-26 03:45:41 I guess I must be a weirdo for not caring about MadMed or Hunger Games. But real life keeps me pretty busy and happy at the moment. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184123934327844864

2012-03-26 03:15:40 @hridaybala Costco would have been expensive, but I had a pretty big AmEx rebate check… and alcohol won’t go bad before I drink it. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184116382290546688

2012-03-26 03:01:17 After trips to Whole Foods and Costco this weekend, I could probably withstand a three-month siege right here in my apartment. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184112759305281536

2012-03-26 03:00:12 @lderezinski er, dessert. #Iwasntfinished http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184112486847479808

2012-03-26 03:00:04 @lderezinski Well, then, you should have desert! #Iwasntfinished http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184112456610742272

2012-03-26 02:17:54 RT @MSAbramo: Paul Fox’s DTrace for Linux has a GitHub repo. If you’ve got the skillz, get involved! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184101843981434880

2012-03-26 02:13:48 @bubbva Really enjoying the sleep book you/Bonwick recommended, and haven’t even got past the history yet. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184100810727227392

2012-03-26 01:30:06 Buying a lot of books lately (both paper and electronic). Also reading them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184089814340079616

2012-03-26 01:28:24 @LusciousPear Whole Foods, farmers’ market at the Ferry Building (Tue-Thur-Sat mornings) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184089386881794048

2012-03-25 00:36:17 @lderezinski Rest well, my dear – you deserve it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183713880940363777

2012-03-25 00:28:37 RT @someara: Playing with SmartOS on a really fast piece of hardware. #awesome http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183711953393434625

2012-03-25 23:41:49 RT @kebesays: Patent trolls rob a little 3-year-old of her “voice”. Thank you @slashdot for pointing this out. Can #eff help? http://t.c … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/184062561610760192

2012-03-25 17:38:40 Richard Hanna, GOP Congressman, Tells Women To Give Their Money To Democrats http://t.co/sQl1vsdl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183971175079231488

2012-03-25 07:53:22 2 years ago: Gallery: Tech Days 2010 Hyderabad http://t.co/LSyqqHsu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183823879943356417

2012-03-25 07:46:10 5 yrs ago: “a middle-aged foreign woman inclined to speak her mind, wants to be paid is not likely to do well in Italy” http://t.co/6QFTf1AC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183822064606646272

2012-03-25 07:41:07 6 years ago I wrote about La Buona Educazione: Good Manners in Italy http://t.co/Hi07Heiz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183820794126811136

2012-03-25 06:53:14 new: Who You Calling “Slut”? http://t.co/Xxh0Qh9I http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183808745397161984

2012-03-24 22:08:52 “You better be there when I am pleading for relief from your morality!” http://t.co/mQqFewZe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183676783957250048

2012-03-24 19:53:30 @ryancnelson But THIS repurposed wrought iron looks great for wine glasses: http://t.co/F2j4rHLA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183642718281543680

2012-03-24 19:51:33 Ok, yes, I do need to do some shopping at #AmexWholefoods between now and April 30th… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183642226390343680

2012-03-24 19:18:07 RT @Lis_Smith: .@JohnFugelsang on @MittRomney: “A guy who once donated thousands to Planned Parenthood is now boasting that he’s going t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183633811916079104

2012-03-24 19:05:31 RT @bakadesuyo: How do you get people to work together? Try group singing. http://t.co/CgedseYF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183630642024681472

2012-03-24 18:27:21 If you are or know a student who’d like to work on cool code with amazing people, please see illumos GSoC Project Ideas http://t.co/iAZIju40 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183621035990585346

2012-03-24 18:09:06 I think I need to organize a meeting among those of us who are marketing #DTrace – it’s hard to do, we should help each other. Who’s in? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183616442799890433

2012-03-24 18:06:04 @sbraswe1 make sure you sign up for dinner! http://t.co/yvO6aQM7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183615683219824640

2012-03-24 18:04:21 “one note at a time we change hearts, we change minds, we change votes and we change lives.” http://t.co/HHJC7Vcu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183615250405404673

2012-03-24 18:01:05 @sbraswe1 There’s not that much to do, really. Fingers crossed, I think everything is in order, tho I’m still in time to be proven wrong! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183614426660868096

2012-03-24 17:58:18 @sbraswe1 I’ll be stuck at the camera most of the day – I can probably get the best footage because I know (many of) these people. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183613726094671872

2012-03-24 17:56:06 @sbraswe1 Thanks – that’s very kind! We’ll have a number of people helping organize, but more welcome – this is a community event! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183613174581436416

2012-03-24 17:41:19 “”When you judge someone, it doesn’t define the person you’re judging – it defines you.” http://t.co/hmaPXkCo The X F http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183609454590300161

2012-03-24 11:13:37 @rod11 Seen this? http://t.co/mIAgcsHG #setilive http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183511886002798592

2012-03-24 11:12:13 RT @dshaw: @pnoordhuis Know anyone we could reach out to with expertise running Redis on Solaris/SmartOS? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183511533068877824

2012-03-24 03:52:36 Dinner was roasted sweet potatoes, broccoli, an amazing mini filet from http://t.co/dg6Ftn3J – possibly best meat I’ve ever cooked myself http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183400901019582464

2012-03-24 03:51:12 RT @BillCorbett: “Star Wars as Tweets” by @JosephScrimshaw, graphic by @DougMcBride: http://t.co/SUlwhYmy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183400546412138496

2012-03-24 03:49:36 @vdotw I used to love beans, and hummus, but suspect I’m becoming sensitive to all legumes. Good thing I didn’t want to be vegan! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183400142907510785

2012-03-24 03:10:23 2 years ago: James Gosling in India (photo) http://t.co/5A2xjoi1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183390275601829888

2012-03-24 03:04:14 9 years ago: “I am eerily accustomed to being under seige, having to think about where I should and shouldn’t go.” http://t.co/FX0CgBZZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183388726003642368

2012-03-24 02:58:53 Have you SEEN this list of attendees? Wow. Just… wow. dtrace.conf http://t.co/E49Q8hK9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183387382056353792

2012-03-24 02:57:02 RT @brendangregg: Voxer Unix / Network Engineer: http://t.co/2NDpZMCk desired skills: DTrace … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183386914760560640

2012-03-24 02:51:42 “that we think an all-good God would ensure our salvation does not support the conclusion that he will in fact do so.” http://t.co/nIaKqmt6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183385575225692160

2012-03-24 00:50:18 @izs I’d like to test how far one could get hopping from one local public transit system to the next. Prob further on east coast http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183355021486858241

2012-03-23 23:28:28 @csanz @izs I do and did believe you. Just pointing out that it’s hard to do. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183334428276305921

2012-03-23 22:20:39 @ghc A friend is looking for a suggestion on a charity he can donate to that helps promote women in tech. Suggestions? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183317360143380480

2012-03-23 22:20:00 @RichmondDoc If that’s a fringe, it’s wagging the dog these days. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183317197618298880

2012-03-23 21:33:50 Sample more pink than purple – that will be fixed in the final print run. http://t.co/SSuPht2e http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183305578196635648

2012-03-23 20:31:15 RT @arclight: @alaindebotton The most hated innocuous minority in America celebrates it’s existence & that’s a ‘siege mentality’? Ho … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183289830904578050

2012-03-23 19:27:01 SmartOS Change Log updated for March 22 release http://t.co/JXyhUx3W http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183273666568658945

2012-03-23 19:15:33 SmartOS 20110322 is available at http://t.co/hak24vMT and the latest-* links have been updated accordingly – thanks @johnnysunshine ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183270777796300800

2012-03-23 18:59:54 Happy to report that Oracle Solaris engineering will be officially represented at dtrace.conf. I’ll drink to that (and intend to). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183266840552812545

2012-03-23 18:45:49 Bales, the killer of Kandahar, enlisted in the Army to escape paying a million-dollar fine for fraud http://t.co/irdvTgYR (translated) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183263298303688704

2012-03-23 18:44:29 RT @Boh: Il killer di Kandahar si arruolò nell’esercito Usa per sfuggire a un risarcimento milionario| Enrica Garzilli| Il Fatto http:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183262961006166016

2012-03-23 18:42:29 @polotek Beautifully said, thank you. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183262456775323648

2012-03-23 18:18:22 RT @bcantrill: The engineers behind DTrace-based node.js flame graphs are #gsoc mentors on some terrific (and hard!) projects: http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183256388271751169

2012-03-23 18:17:59 @johnnysunshine GHC #lazyweb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183256292264132608

2012-03-23 18:17:32 RT @crpeck: sweet – got darwin streaming server ported to #smartos this AM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183256179022118912

2012-03-23 17:46:53 @AlbertBrooks I suggest a title change: My Diet with Andre. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183248466967920642

2012-03-23 17:45:48 @csanz @izs Simply saying “I’m sorry” (and meaning it) is so effective, yet mysteriously difficult for many. It’s a vital life skill. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183248193830662145

2012-03-23 17:42:44 RT @izs: Sexism, Words, and Marketing http://t.co/0dhIPkdW Starring: @gklst @shanley With: @harthvader @mikeal http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183247421004980225

2012-03-23 16:32:35 .@gedamore The Oracle Linux team will be represented at dtrace.conf. Not sure about Oracle Solaris. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183229766491578368

2012-03-23 16:31:52 @lewellyn No, but I went to a Christian school. Maybe some of the songs are the same? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183229587495460866

2012-03-23 02:03:32 “Make new friends, but keep the old – one is silver and the other gold.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/183011062113775616

2012-03-22 23:21:07 @clofresh @ryah Flame graph explanation and code here: http://t.co/Ws96SnuY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182970190202544129

2012-03-22 23:17:44 Berke Breathed said it long ago: “My gosh! LIFE is offensive!” http://t.co/xYULWfHI http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182969337873838080

2012-03-22 20:21:28 RT @cachafla: Bad Luck http://t.co/CZ3lucSm http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182924980277878786

2012-03-22 20:03:13 RT @gklst: Private beta invites will be sent to all women joining Geeklist this month to help us show women achievements in tech http:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182920386843910144

2012-03-22 19:07:18 @jasonh is that an invitation? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182906316728184832

2012-03-22 19:00:14 RT @gpanger: #Testimony can be purchased for download here: http://t.co/L2bJJFVN @SFGMC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182904536216772608

2012-03-22 18:55:19 “Get a tissue. Get three tissues.” http://t.co/EJJB7IIB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182903298662215680

2012-03-22 18:13:49 @fakedansavage Look what you did: http://t.co/jBIYUQhG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182892856824963072

2012-03-22 18:12:58 Please watch this, it’s important: SFGMC – Testimony – YouTube http://t.co/LHrWxNGq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182892643678822400

2012-03-22 16:03:19 @ActuallyNPH Smark? That was just jealousy. My only gripe is that you make me hungry. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182860015487549441

2012-03-22 06:14:49 RT @SFGMC: Neither can we! RT @Theemuki: I can’t wait for the world prem of the video for #Testimony tomorrow! How amazing!! @SFGMC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182711914684616704

2012-03-22 05:43:27 @kebesays Interesting, will have to read that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182704021964980224

2012-03-22 04:55:44 @jasonh Huh, how did I never hear of that before? Interesting, and fits! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182692011969757184

2012-03-22 04:39:05 I’m a baby boomer? Never realized. I thought that was my parents. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182687822510161920

2012-03-22 02:31:10 RT @SFGMC: 30 minutes until 2nd and closing night of Enchantingly Wicked! We can barely contain our excitement! #EWicked http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182655632233607169

2012-03-22 02:03:38 RT @pourmecoffee: ACLU I would hope we can all get behind: “Your Facebook Password Should Be None Of Your Boss’ Business” http://t.co/tj … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182648703218221056

2012-03-22 00:18:54 Learn how the Affordable Care Act benefits YOU http://t.co/rSpFZWNQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182622343976329217

2012-03-22 00:12:29 RT @moonpolysoft: Netflix ops team gets infected with zombiism. @adrianco coins the term “deadops.” George Romero hired as Chief Cloud O … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182620730066878464

2012-03-21 00:47:25 RT @JeffreyTweeted: On my way to Davies Hall to sing with @SFGMC in Enchantingly Wicked!!! #EWicked http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182267132560687104

2012-03-21 00:46:42 Tiny kitchen in new apt, no dishwasher, means wash up immediately after meals, therefore need fewer dishes. Donating coffee cups to office. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182266951601623041

2012-03-21 00:41:58 @sogrady – dtrace.conf attendees: please sign up for dinner: http://t.co/q2vJlkae http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182265759316185088

2012-03-21 00:27:14 ” The eventual extinction of the American middle class would be a key milestone along the road to 3rd world status.” http://t.co/47LceCNm http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182262054781063169

2012-03-21 00:12:38 dtrace.conf attendees: please sign up for dinner: http://t.co/t8V9GC7T http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182258378834329600

2012-03-21 22:48:32 RT @ryancnelson: quickie blog post: how to tweak custom settings at boot, since #smartos runs from a ramdisk : http://t.co/EcHgmkRA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182599602871078912

2012-03-21 20:18:20 @_jared Glad to hear it. Since I’m allergic to soy and peanuts, it’s hard to be veg even if I wanted to. And I like meat! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182561803040071680

2012-03-21 20:09:25 @dshaw Apparently “friendship is magic” – unless you’re a turtle. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182559560853233664

2012-03-21 19:52:08 @FilmCritHULK Yes, please! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182555211380965376

2012-03-21 19:40:21 @rosso Ah, too bad – you’re really missing a treat! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182552246184185856

2012-03-21 18:35:46 Well, damn – it’ll kill you, but you’ll die happy? http://t.co/JQzwKFtb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182535990810910721

2012-03-21 16:54:01 @fitzage if you’re offering an aisle for a middle? #fb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182510383909715970

2012-03-21 16:20:21 “Simply saying the word “Atheists” is a discussion and debate just by itself.” http://t.co/JxJZT6j9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182501912627777537

2012-03-21 15:55:22 RT @brendangregg: Saw @SFGMC #EWicket – great show. Last one is on the 21st (today). #EWicked – it wasn’t a cricket match! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182495624531427328

2012-03-21 15:53:36 @rosso Yes, it was fantastic – absolutely go if you can get a ticket! #ewicked http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182495181436764162

2012-03-21 07:34:35 But there are still wonderful things in this country, like the @SFGMC #EWicked concert we saw tonight. If you can get a ticket fr Weds – DO! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182369598665015296

2012-03-21 07:18:50 “We as physicians cannot and must not fail our patients by ducking our heads and meekly doing as we’re told.” http://t.co/G4936khM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182365634812837888

2012-03-21 07:09:57 I think I need to move to a saner country… Tennessee Senate Passes Anti-Evolution Bill | Addicting Info http://t.co/koCDfsb3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182363401803137024

2012-03-21 06:42:47 @bcantrill I tell my daughter she should be grateful that the “mommy blogger” didn’t exist when she was born. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182356562592006144

2012-03-21 06:15:24 RT @LauraGlu: Tip: If you’re planning to go to see @sfgmc #ewicked, bring tissues. You’ll need a couple in the second act. #Testimony http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182349671480573952

2012-03-21 05:58:08 Bravi! @sfgmc #EWicked http://t.co/bcd09cIQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182345325502152704

2012-03-21 04:40:41 That’s how you know! http://t.co/pNRDBbk7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182325832784678912

2012-03-21 04:29:40 “Where there was nothing, there could be something – made by me.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182323063298326528

2012-03-21 04:28:14 Everything I expected and more! @SFGMC #ewicked http://t.co/9lG2rXdn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182322699610226689

2012-03-20 23:24:26 “Is this the right room for an argument?” http://t.co/pAEibLsN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182246251054637056

2012-03-20 23:13:48 @jordansissel In this case, producer is also consumer. With an open source community this may often be the case. Who is truly disinterested? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182243572710506498

2012-03-20 23:10:39 @jordansissel Real life experience from users is valuable, but what the producer has to say about their product can also be. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182242782017093635

2012-03-20 22:59:08 @jordansissel The producer who also happens to have probably the world’s most comprehensive experience using it in production. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182239883300057088

2012-03-20 22:32:31 @jordansissel …and dismissed it as “marketing”, apparently therefore automatically classified non-interesting or non-credible. Why? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182233185277591552

2012-03-20 22:31:27 @jordansissel I’m genuinely curious about yr opinion, not trolling. You seemed to be turned off when you saw the talk in ? was from Joyent.. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182232914795307008

2012-03-20 21:31:39 “For both Boundary & DTrace, audiences need to be as large as possible: maximizing accessibility needs to be priority” http://t.co/ljPtS08x http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182217864894353409

2012-03-20 21:09:22 @jordansissel …(and it can be), so who can say anything about a product that would be credible/acceptable to you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182212258640834560

2012-03-20 21:08:32 @jordansissel “I do view as marketing these presentations by employees…” Your implication seems to be that marketing is somehow bad, so… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182212047717679104

2012-03-20 20:36:17 @jordansissel @bretthoerner I can only laugh at idea Joyent (or any) marketing has control over @bcantrill: http://t.co/z7th4JGc http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182203933593305088

2012-03-20 19:43:05 RT @jamesiry: Company was looking for a rockstar developer so I showed up drunk and high on smack, mumbled obscenities, pissed on a chai … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182190543818862592

2012-03-20 19:42:50 RT @jasonh: Was insightful to do that with @bcantrill like going to marriage counseling ==> RT @IanMmmm CTO vs. VP of Engineering htt … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182190482250661888

2012-03-20 17:52:28 RT @SFGMC: Opening night for Enchantingly Wicked is in less than 10 hours! Walk up tix still available. See you at Davies Hall at 7:30pm … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182162708207124480

2012-03-20 17:46:28 RT @hillaryboucher: RT @alenrybi: ‘Online community managers – we weren’t born last week’ by @alisonmichalk http://t.co/TqAzeKXs #cmgr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182161198773579776

2012-03-20 17:45:51 RT @GodlessAtheist: How to end the GOP’s war on women http://t.co/UH9oAjdj #atheism http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182161040774148097

2012-03-20 16:08:49 @jasonh Any child, actually. I strongly recommend a beach warm enough for sand castles – then you can play, too! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182136623675351041

2012-03-20 16:05:46 @AskDrRuth username is one thing – I’m easy to find anyway. But password? I don’t think anyone can demand that of me without a warrant. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182135853752131585

2012-03-20 16:04:42 Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem) – YouTube http://t.co/bqqVTGlp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182135588047171584

2012-03-20 15:18:03 @duckykhan smartos@joyent.com will reach me http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/182123848781664256

2012-03-20 04:25:57 “This is about sex & property: when women want to have sex and control reproduction that threatens social structures” http://t.co/obcSHEJt http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181959740711124993

2012-03-20 04:12:02 RT @sbkaufman: How to Combat Emotional Warfare and Root Out the Manipulative, Abusive People in Your Life – @Lifehacker http://t.co/2lVDkeJI http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181956239423578113

2012-03-20 01:51:39 a year ago I wrote about something that happened many years earlier: The (Previous) Bombing of Tripoli http://t.co/QcpAAsnJ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181920910759043072

2012-03-20 01:42:16 4 years ago I wrote: Leaving Italy http://t.co/bKQbnDZm http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181918546866085888

2012-03-20 01:39:59 5 years ago I wrote about Raising a Confident Daughter http://t.co/hzbZacer http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181917971982188544

2012-03-20 01:36:01 8 years ago I wrote: “Italy has one or more special sweets for every holiday” http://t.co/bf1A1whz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181916975029694465

2012-03-20 01:09:17 Wow, I have excellent seats for tomorrow’s #SFGMC concert – privilege of a season ticket holder! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181910248431423488

2012-03-19 01:41:05 RT @ennarr: @duckykhan I have a lot of love for zones+dtrace+zfs on Solaris. Adding KVM plus a GNU tool chain sounds like nirvana. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181555862874238976

2012-03-19 22:59:42 We hadn’t planned to ask for sponsorships for dtrace.conf, but, since people are asking, info here: http://t.co/20C1AvKG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181877637831073792

2012-03-19 22:54:03 RT @summerofnodejs: Hello, world. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181876217190957056

2012-03-19 22:47:31 @duckykhan irc #smartos #joyent are good places to ask non-Joyent people who are also using it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181874569827713025

2012-03-19 22:46:20 Coming live to a stream near you: dtrace.conf on USTREAM http://t.co/M13PNKpQ – sign up to join the live broadcast on April 3rd! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181874275458875392

2012-03-19 21:38:48 @avbelow Even weirder when a network proposes as a friend someone I know to be dead. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181857276825571328

2012-03-19 21:35:41 @substack Thank you! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181856494290092032

2012-03-19 21:14:41 illumos and the Google Summer of Code http://t.co/t2nkwq1K http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181851210222014465

2012-03-19 20:41:18 @duckykhan Joyent runs on it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181842805822459904

2012-03-19 20:00:39 WANT! The Free Universal Construction Kit | F.A.T. http://t.co/HPBCvpXj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181832578754543616

2012-03-19 19:42:34 RT @hij1nx: Yes! RT @brendangregg: Yes! RT @ahl: Who’s for DTrace at @thecconf? DTrace works for many langauges, but C was its first love http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181828026345066496

2012-03-19 19:06:28 RT @elijahwright: The thing to give an Oracle employee is a hug, a beer, and an exit strategy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181818943734951936

2012-03-19 18:57:32 @jzb Yes, we’re thinking of ski masks with the dtrace.conf artwork. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181816692991737856

2012-03-19 18:52:48 @johnnysunshine Better than, eg, falling on your head biking in the rain. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181815502430158848

2012-03-19 18:13:39 RT @msleal: OpenStorage at Amsterdam this year! http://t.co/EGunNNTI #storage #zfs #nexenta #openstorage http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181805650446258178

2012-03-19 17:08:34 @substack Can you get me the artwork in ai or eps? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181789270145646594

2012-03-19 17:07:30 Ballad of Rock Ridge, Blazing Saddles – YouTube http://t.co/gi83Gq0A http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181789003907997696

2012-03-19 06:26:40 Clearly, someone needs to wear this to dtrace.conf: http://t.co/gGwTzIlb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181627730561998848

2012-03-19 05:15:39 .@WSJ What happens when only millionaires can afford to live in the Bay Area? Many of us already forced to move by insane rents. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181609859614121984

2012-03-19 04:30:37 RT @duckykhan: dear #lazyweb – what’s your thought on smartOS? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181598527833640960

2012-03-18 21:11:01 RT @schemaly: @MargaretAtwood Thank you. Upside: at least we’re not talking about Oryx and Crake! Women are not Cows and Pigs http://t.c … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181487896803549184

2012-03-18 18:18:45 .@alanc @dberkholz Other famous and busy people in illumos also stepping up for #GSoC. We all recognize that mentoring is important. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181444547417620480

2012-03-18 05:02:30 @jasonh But hey make great smoothies http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181244164279771136

2012-03-18 03:34:18 Awesome colleagues are awesome. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181221965527400449

2012-03-18 03:33:25 Fernando Gleiser – Introducción a DTrace – YouTube http://t.co/sViGr7dT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181221745313857536

2012-03-18 02:19:38 @MAertsen And for those on Linux: http://t.co/MFoFpRJn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181203174449881089

2012-03-18 02:17:27 6 years ago I translated: Talking Back to Politicians: A Lesson in Modern Italian http://t.co/jEs5lw7K http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181202628255027200

2012-03-18 01:53:12 “Bilinguals have to switch languages quite often. It requires keeping track of changes around you.” http://t.co/d0XKITnH http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181196525614022658

2012-03-18 01:48:18 @rosannecash Cardamom ice cream with hot fudge sauce. Very, very dangerous. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181195291674935296

2012-03-18 01:42:02 RT @milouness: Today what matters is not how much you know but rather how quickly you learn and the diversity of your sources. #justsaying http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181193713786167296

2012-03-18 01:38:49 @PizzoC I hear you, bro… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181192906370056192

2012-03-17 01:07:24 Walked to the store, got home just in time to avoid a major soaking then the rain picked up again. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180822609779363840

2012-03-17 00:14:36 @jasonh We’ll have to try in in SF. #joyentformalfridays http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180809321293164546

2012-03-17 00:05:42 @jasonh Very sharp! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180807083548090369

2012-03-17 00:05:15 .@crpeck and those are actually engineers, not sales! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180806967844020224

2012-03-17 20:58:37 RT @NomdeB: San Diego tea party leader supports “Christian values.” The louder a person yells about this of course…. http://t.co/FJvVZiRq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181122390703607809

2012-03-17 20:56:39 @MogdenPong …and on St Patrick’s day. I’ll want a report later that you’re still alive! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181121895347916801

2012-03-17 18:01:20 RT @pborenstein: The expression “web of lies” is deprecated. Please use “Daisey chain” instead. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181077773987753984

2012-03-17 18:01:05 @alanc And Bryan was all of how old in 1996? What’s the statute of limitations on youthful indiscretion? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181077712960634880

2012-03-17 17:28:39 @alanc @dberkholz There are wounds that may never heal, & those feelings don’t always get expressed kindly. As in the aftermath of divorce. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181069549981016065

2012-03-17 17:06:33 @alanc @dberkholz I’ll own to opinionated, confident, brash, and maybe even arrogant, but I don’t think “unfriendly” describes any of us. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181063989747396609

2012-03-17 16:30:40 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: Linux kernel performance: Flame Graphs http://t.co/9dI3QTKk visualizations http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181054958425214976

2012-03-17 15:55:16 @insideHPC Hope you’re having a great time! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/181046047387287552

2012-03-17 03:37:20 RT @substack: this is why we can’t have nice (dry) things http://t.co/WruFgdZY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180860343562674176

2012-03-16 23:49:18 Joyent Vancouver team looking very sharp! RT @notmatt: http://t.co/WPENmcSQ pure class up here! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180802954146754560

2012-03-16 23:48:01 @notmatt Wow! You guys clean up pretty! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180802632493957121

2012-03-16 20:58:49 @dberkholz We’re working on it, and also on updating a list of interesting projects and industry-famous mentors. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180760053169664000

2012-03-16 20:32:50 @dberkholz You saw that illumos is in? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180753514430070785

2012-03-16 20:31:36 RT @alexr: The GOP is doing a bang-up job of re-electing Obama. Ladies, be sure to vote! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180753202520662017

2012-03-16 20:09:58 7 years ago I wrote: “Kids should be protected, but must learn to judge for themselves, opps to develop their own gut” http://t.co/D6t8PsTL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180747756825100288

2012-03-16 20:07:03 @notmatt Photos or GTFO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180747024566722561

2012-03-16 20:06:46 This is turning out to be one of those days when I’m doing everything but what I had on my schedule. Where’s MY intern? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180746954001756161

2012-03-16 19:40:36 @perreaultsebas Gasp! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180740368441159682

2012-03-16 19:30:19 Dilemma: Drink more of the expensive local roaster’s coffee which turned out to be crap, or trek in the rain to Safeway to get a brand name? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180737782187167746

2012-03-16 19:27:03 RT @comay: This story had me in tears. Personally, can’t understand how conservatives who so disdain government can support this. http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180736956425175043

2012-03-16 18:52:43 illumos accepted to Google Summer of Code! http://t.co/r4jLCv92 – more projects to be added to the list soon! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180728317287202816

2012-03-16 18:34:17 @pborenstein http://t.co/Jl6UsV4K http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180723679125180417

2012-03-16 18:32:30 @old_sound Sorry, it’s for attendees. But we’ll have another cool shirt which will only be available to SmartOS contributors, worldwide. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180723229466431489

2012-03-16 18:31:13 dtrace.conf t-shirts ordered (yes, I have extras for last-minute guests). Even the printing company likes the DTrace ponycorn! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180722909025796096

2012-03-16 17:17:07 A reply to Santorum: Filth (I’m glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd! http://t.co/KYmeqQW0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180704258583314432

2012-03-16 07:07:40 ” it’s always dangerous when there isn’t some sense that rewards are at least somehow tied to performance” http://t.co/nXLo4wAK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180550886613987328

2012-03-16 04:56:07 Some of us just call it “home”: Woodstock School, India | Asian Correspondent http://t.co/jWoN0Nct http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180517780246900738

2012-03-16 04:47:11 It’s Not A War On Women—It’s A War On Sex « http://t.co/NHdpBMIW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180515531697291264

2012-03-16 03:39:56 7 years ago I wrote: Italian Freedom Fighters: Cultural Attitudes Towards the Law http://t.co/Q5OG1bqv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180498609807175680

2012-03-16 02:00:14 RT @RepJackKimble: The Sears Catalogue is a gateway drug that begets Victoria’s Secret, Playboy, and eventually Hustler http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180473517802926080

2012-03-16 01:58:59 @hudsonette Maybe it needs a new definition… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180473201988612096

2012-03-16 00:03:01 Listening to the Irish Rovers. That’s as close as I intend to get to celebrating St Patrick’s Day (name notwithstanding, I’m not Irish). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180444018730217472

2012-03-16 00:02:25 RT @rbxbx: Anyone running an open source Clojure project with some low-hanging fruit type issues want a hand? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180443868058230784

2012-03-15 22:28:49 RT @ev: Geeks in SF: Check out first-ever Technology Volunteer Field Office (for Obama). Open house next week: http://t.co/gCgz3KpI Code … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180420313631297536

2012-03-15 21:56:16 Video Interview mit Rich Brueckner über Communities « Online Communities Forum http://t.co/URc4hCAB – thanks @insidehpc for the shout-out! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180412123216752641

2012-03-15 21:43:27 RT @hudsonette: Watch: RT @downwithtyranny: The GOP Overlooked One Thing When They Started This War On Women: Strong Proud Women: http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180408895251025920

2012-03-15 18:07:57 Hey look what I saw in the Bart station! http://t.co/oLpl9mOi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180354662581547008

2012-03-15 17:49:18 @ninapaley Le Porte des Indes is wonderful and unusual, French-Portugese-Indian recipes from Pondicherry http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180349973030907906

2012-03-15 16:28:25 RT @vambenepe: “we cannot rely upon the gossamer threads of being good when having more money than God is the reward for being bad” http … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180329615317925888

2012-03-15 16:16:38 RT @hnfirehose: Joyent on profiling Node.JS in production: http://t.co/qJHl6xlZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180326651392049152

2012-03-15 16:06:46 @kvegh Exactly what I was thinking. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180324168322121729

2012-03-15 05:12:54 RT @DrJenGunter: Arizona should just change its name to The Republic of Gilead and be done with it http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180159618582986752

2012-03-15 05:07:22 It’s very simple: the conservative men who think women shouldn’t have sex? We won’t – WITH THEM. Ladies, save yourselves for feminist men. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180158225147113472

2012-03-15 04:52:40 3 Twins cardamom ice cream with dark chocolate fudge sauce – ooooh. yeah! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180154523598340097

2012-03-15 01:13:43 RT @italylogue: #ItalyRoundtable: Tracing Your Italian Roots http://t.co/zTw8VXfh {Have you tracked down long-lost relations in Italy?} http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180099423014105089

2012-03-14 16:59:53 @ahl I was never in any doubt of that http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179975145396518913

2012-03-14 16:21:47 RT @joyent: The definitive blog post on USDT Providers for #DTrace from @dapsays – oldie but goodie. #smartos http://t.co/yURDBTz4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179965559708987392

2012-03-14 16:09:58 @KI4OTK Hey, can you please follow me? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179962583556702209

2012-03-14 16:08:21 @hukl @nickziv Those of us who know better can only keep working on showing the Linux folks what they’re missing. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179962179687157760

2012-03-14 16:07:15 Rain heavy and non-stop. Time for the Famous Blue Raincoat. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179961900459761664

2012-03-14 16:00:21 “losing one hour of sleep/night for a week causes a level of cognitive degradation = to a .10 blood alcohol level” http://t.co/EBFheRe2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179960164273766400

2012-03-14 07:33:15 @vondanmcintyre Dreamsnake is a great book with some profoundly interesting and important ideas. I must read it again, after ~30 years… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179832550401908736

2012-03-14 07:23:24 @edsai In that case, definitely need to get home! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179830071249485824

2012-03-14 07:21:54 5 years ago: Why Italians Drink Bottled Water http://t.co/saCmNcOB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179829691732074497

2012-03-14 07:16:31 6 years ago: Modern Italian Architecture: Long Past Its Glory Days http://t.co/tOhhquaY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179828337701683200

2012-03-14 07:13:54 one of my most popular posts ever: Italian Surnames: The Funny, Surprising, and Just Plain Weird http://t.co/N4SxTj5z http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179827677899915264

2012-03-14 07:10:27 9 years ago I wrote: 50 Ways to Flush a Toilet http://t.co/pbQo2HhK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179826809980989440

2012-03-14 07:08:32 9 years ago I wrote about: Medical Privacy http://t.co/FcAdHiEh http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179826327078187008

2012-03-14 06:34:12 @edsai There are worse places to be stuck. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179817689685045248

2012-03-14 02:14:57 @_tty0 I asked because when I went in 2009 where were quite a few attendees from other countries in the region. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179752445851865088

2012-03-14 01:08:07 @_tty0 Will you be coming to FISL? We’re hoping @brendangregg might be there. And a few others. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179735625396785152

2012-03-14 00:59:26 @_tty0 Thank you for buying! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179733443003944961

2012-03-14 00:32:57 @bcantrill @argv0 @joyent I’m sure we can be annoying if we put our minds to it. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179726779232161792

2012-03-14 22:32:21 “In some kind of insane bout of mass misogyny, Republicans are hounding out the women voters” http://t.co/s40HAONK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180058815218192384

2012-03-14 21:38:57 RT @joyent: Tnx @10gen! #MongoDB #DTrace USDT provider added to their Jira project list. Pls vote it up and tell others! https://t.co/yk … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180045378345897984

2012-03-14 21:28:32 @bubbva thanks, I’ll check it out http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180042755781824512

2012-03-14 21:08:07 @jasonh Thought you’d just been trained about this sort of thing? 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180037616215932928

2012-03-14 21:04:32 @jasonh Did you turn into that guy as a result? I’m waiting to see you on a horse. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180036713652027392

2012-03-14 21:03:51 @bubbva I have no doubt of the importance of sleep, problem is to get it http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180036544902602752

2012-03-14 20:19:10 RT @mikepriceinla: I wrote this week’s Simpsons, featuring the great @BrentSpiner as a “Rudy”-dissing robot. Here’s an image: http://t. … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180025299306684417

2012-03-14 20:03:02 RT @bryantchou: @bcantrill damn, pwned. free it’s-it for everyone else that RTs. http://t.co/Dug77uXk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180021239425929216

2012-03-14 19:19:47 Photo: A.D. MCMXXII http://t.co/IsvEAqEB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180010354485641217

2012-03-14 19:16:19 RT @johnnysunshine: @KI4OTK the default *single user* root password. The default root password without installing is ‘root’ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180009483471306752

2012-03-14 19:15:26 RT @izs: Soon-to-be fellow Yahoo! alums: There’s a lot of @nodejs companies hiring. @voxer @yammereng @uber and many others: http://t.co … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180009259973607425

2012-03-14 18:43:25 RT @KI4OTK: The default root password for a #SmartOS release can be found in “/platform/root.password” on the boot media. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/180001204091367424

2012-03-14 17:59:44 @vondanmcintyre Thanks! I have bought it. My old paperback is probably still on a shelf in Italy… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179990210543755265

2012-03-14 17:37:16 @ahl Your nana wants more weight? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179984556093472769

2012-03-14 17:00:23 @izs Please keep your head intact – we need it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179975270848143360

2012-03-13 23:38:41 @katherinemryan @milouness the jobs I have done didn’t exist even when I was in college! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179713119021580289

2012-03-13 23:38:07 RT @katherinemryan: 65% of kids entering middle school today will hold jobs that haven’t been created yet. #futureofwork #SXSWi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179712976343924736

2012-03-13 21:36:02 RT @PPact: Hey #Austin, #sxsw: who’s comin’ to rally with us at the Capitol, 6:30pm? We’re going to give Gov. Perry a message: #dontmess … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179682254182821889

2012-03-13 20:23:50 RT @dberkholz: “I always thought that the heavy lifting [for equality] was done by the women in my mom & grandmother’s generations.” … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179664086966091776

2012-03-13 19:57:04 @rob_ellis There’s another reason? #Joyent http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179657350527975424

2012-03-13 19:31:24 RT @joeleinbach: Govt spends 140b on IT – Apple $2B and vid game indstry $10B. Why the case? Gov is the last undisrupted market’ – @pahl … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179650887839526912

2012-03-13 19:29:26 RT @tejucole: Everything happens for a reason and the most common reason is to give annoying people the chance to say “everything happen … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179650393813422080

2012-03-13 18:22:28 Just about the whole DTrace family is coming to dtrace.conf – http://t.co/E49Q8hK9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179633542370828288

2012-03-13 18:17:02 RT @basho: Listen up: Basho, Joyent, Yammer & Voxer are throwing a huge party on Mar 29 in SF. Miss this at your peril. http://t.co/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179632173136093184

2012-03-13 18:12:48 RT @scottherson: Very excited to announce one of the hottest start ups of the year, TaskRabbit, to the Joyent Cloud! http://t.co/bOQJOXLB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179631108621733888

2012-03-13 03:08:40 @blondiechic0 @fakedansavage correction: if they didn’t have sex _with men_ there wouldn’t be this problem. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179403577662521346

2012-03-13 02:49:37 @ebertchicago He _is_ Italian. At La Scala he’s seen the “loggione” boo poor performers. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179398782956478464

2012-03-12 23:21:11 @bobthomson70 I think it can be distilled to: “Black man! Scary!” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179346328399253504

2012-03-12 23:17:06 THE ENGINE OF LOYALTY IS COMMUNITY. THE ENGINE OF COMMUNITY IS MUTUAL SUPPORT | The Glue Project http://t.co/8ruTgWAO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179345299632963586

2012-03-12 21:38:06 “classes get bigger, tenured faculty members are replaced with adjuncts and technical courses are sacrificed.” http://t.co/uhqzqx2F http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179320386868097024

2012-03-12 21:26:26 RT @HumanityCritic: The Obama campaign. Not.fucking.around. – http://t.co/WrgSXDpu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179317450763022336

2012-03-12 20:15:16 @mikeal I missed the Brooklyn part, do I have to go back and retrace my steps? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179299542141906944

2012-03-12 16:59:03 @crpeck Keep in mind that’s not an exhaustive list. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179250161707528192

2012-03-12 16:45:30 New: SmartOS Hardware Support – SmartOS Documentation – SmartOS Wiki http://t.co/QUSWF292 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179246753193791488

2012-03-12 16:43:23 5 years ago I began using Twitter: “just arranged travel to Colorado for next week! 2:27 PM Mar 12th 2007“ http://t.co/8fJVa4gF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179246219749625856

2012-03-12 16:07:23 @internetsurfing SmartOS is distributed under the CDDL, do you have specific concerns beyond that? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179237159235092481

2012-03-12 15:41:28 @bdha so we need to argue on our own terms, such as justice, equality, shared responsibility… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179230636702318593

2012-03-12 15:40:27 Not having good luck on public transit. Would have taken the cable car, it broke down half a block away. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179230382884007937

2012-03-12 15:08:30 RT @jayrosen_nyu: George Lakoff thinks he has the Santorum Strategy figured out. His view is unlike anything you’ll hear from the pundit … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179222340218011648

2012-03-12 14:27:47 RT @davewiner: The purpose of ObamaCare is to take the freeloading out of the system, to force people to pay for their own insurance. h … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179212093633990656

2012-03-12 13:53:05 Predawn SF. No, that clock has not been set forward. That’s the time my body thinks it is anyway. http://t.co/MC54HHql http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179203360552001536

2012-03-12 03:28:42 RT @kig: Yay, @wanelo is getting solid web traffic now, and servers aren’t breaking a sweat. #awesome to be on the @joyent cloud finally … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179046231690051584

2012-03-12 03:02:37 Made dr’s appt 3 months ago for tomorrow, didn’t stop to think I wd no longer be living downtown. Up at 5:30, & it will feel like 4:30. Ugh. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179039664261439489

2012-03-12 02:55:24 Unwinding with a G&T. After the hell that is Ikea on a weekend, I need it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/179037849625178113

2012-03-11 21:11:45 “the self-interest of America’s elite best served by making sure this disconnect continues, never mind consequences ” http://t.co/MNpQAk2P http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178951368860643328

2012-03-11 20:30:18 RT @heinz_gies: Working on a SmartDC API implementation for ‘vanilla’ #SmartOS ( https://t.co/wM2b6iw6 ) what features are most importan … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178940937660153859

2012-03-11 19:53:32 @Beaker It’s a lot more fun to vacation in Austin when it’s not overcrowded with “foreigners”. The real Austinites are mostly hiding. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178931685612724225

2012-03-11 19:50:25 @LusciousPear Apparently, just having ladyparts makes me dangerous. And I never leave home without those. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178930899755352064

2012-03-11 19:09:07 …but – I remember those battles and I know how to fight. Don’t imagine for a second I’m going to let you take away what was won for me. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178920504365817857

2012-03-11 19:08:05 I am sadly surprised to find that we must fight all over again the battles for equality and freedom that our parents fought 40 years ago… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178920244558041088

2012-03-11 18:31:53 “having cried for those who did not love me & those who loved me – but not enough… declare myself now for joy” http://t.co/ioiiwVXJ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178911134571700224

2012-03-11 17:30:23 @Greencognito Glad I escaped before they rounded me up for processing. 😉 Or did I? #sxhumancost http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178895659783553025

2012-03-11 17:28:19 “The G.O.P. has never been so clear about their agenda for women” Centrist Women Tell of Disenchantment With G.O.P. http://t.co/5NnJrPSY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178895140356759552

2012-03-11 17:22:43 @Greencognito That’s either tattooed on your forearm or branded on your butt. 😉 #sxhumancost http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178893727891324929

2012-03-11 04:19:07 RT @github: GitHub Drinkup in Rome, Italy for @CodemotionRoma! https://t.co/Llu2iuOQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178696528624488448

2012-03-10 23:19:04 RT @Knieriemen: “Contrary to Oracle’s claims, neither its Exadata database machine nor its database appliance is a cloud strategy” – htt … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178621020280848384

2012-03-10 21:59:35 @bubbva And all but one just stood there and watched? Sadists. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178601017426976768

2012-03-10 20:56:57 Austin, Proud of Eccentricity, Loses a Favorite – http://t.co/z7OuovNj http://t.co/wsxdfGUn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178585257027715074

2012-03-10 18:46:08 @MrsStephenFry Spam musubi: photo on this page: http://t.co/BNFxeGg3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178552334928986112

2012-03-10 18:42:41 @pborenstein ssh – I was trying to be subtle. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178551464094998528

2012-03-10 18:38:23 Reminder: submit ideas and be a mentor for illumos Participation in Google Summer of Code 2012 http://t.co/9wM0v8Zo http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178550382925053953

2012-03-10 18:01:50 @SFoskett She looks to me like her name is Mabel. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178541186129199104

2012-03-10 17:34:52 6 years ago I posted what has proved to be an enduring favorite: Unusual Italian Baby Names http://t.co/6L6uiWqW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178534398508007425

2012-03-10 17:33:22 @jasonh Hmm. And then I’d have to think about how to apply those ideas to adult learning… you’re causing me more work! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178534022429945856

2012-03-10 17:30:28 @jasonh Argh. Stop tempting me. I am trying not to buy one. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178533291761221632

2012-03-10 17:30:04 RT @nilcolor: @FlockonUS r u using SmartOS as developer machine-in-cloud? Can you tell more? This is something i’m thinking about… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178533190967894017

2012-03-10 17:29:51 @ddesani Done, and I’m happy to try, but you’ll likely get more expert help in mailing list http://t.co/hEeTUdEg and irc #smartos #joyent http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178533138258075650

2012-03-10 17:28:10 RT @dysinger: Someone started a cookbook (#opschef) for #smartos http://t.co/VC522gLr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178532714608209922

2012-03-10 15:54:43 Real-time Google Analytics is even more fun when the HN flood hits @brendangregg’s blog thanks to http://t.co/CDc4fiD2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178509197145669632

2012-03-10 15:30:44 RT @kig: Migrated @wanelo to @joyent tonight. Hopefully, our performance problems are behind us, and we are ready for scale. DM me with … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178503158702678016

2012-03-10 15:28:41 @JatinJhala Pretty good, just moved out to the east bay. Where are you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178502644824932353

2012-03-10 15:28:26 @jimgris The community is still here, even across company borders. You know you’re always welcome on “my” side of the fence! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178502582875078657

2012-03-10 01:16:08 RT @jasonh: Job opportunity: VP Software Sales, Americas at Joyent – San Francisco Bay Area #jobs http://t.co/5UYowNgX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178288092862611456

2012-03-09 23:59:12 SmartOS News: March 9, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/jXtfgjyi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178268733456920576

2012-03-09 23:55:09 @Zee You can with AT&T, but it’ll cost. I use Skype To Go to get Skype rates from my iPhone. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178267712143892481

2012-03-09 23:44:47 @pourmecoffee You probably could have actually done that in the 2 hours people were standing in line. #jealoustweets http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178265103106449408

2012-03-09 23:40:40 RT @pharkmillups: Just saw some slides @seancribbs used for an internal SmartOS preso. Big future for this distro at @basho & w/ #riak. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178264069223096320

2012-03-09 23:19:19 @substack Please sign up for a t-shirt to make sure we get you one! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178258693731782656

2012-03-09 23:14:52 RT @dizzyd: #smartos is my new favorite unix distribution. Never thought I’d see the day when Solaris beat out Linux again. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178257577304530945

2012-03-09 23:14:35 @WallsBleedLust Great! Looking forward to seeing you there. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178257502658502656

2012-03-09 21:26:33 @leapingwoman @veronicaeye no http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178230315129647104

2012-03-09 21:13:35 @KI4OTK @stoprush @netflix @netflixhelps thought that was an old story? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178227053081010176

2012-03-09 21:11:35 Spring! http://t.co/XvQEsPNe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178226544924311552

2012-03-09 20:37:56 RT @StopRush: Please urge @Netflix to honor their commitment not to run ads on Rush Limbaugh’s show. Ads are still running. @NetflixHelps http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178218083817766912

2012-03-09 20:27:23 @nonstick @edsai maybe they at least let him have a cig after http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178215426235449344

2012-03-09 20:14:53 @WallsBleedLust yes and be sure to fill out the t shirt form as well http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178212281245638657

2012-03-09 20:13:20 @acarvin so you’ll get your badge just in time to line up for the parties http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178211890697216000

2012-03-09 18:51:21 @davest @jimgris aww thanks! I really miss working with Jim – and you! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178191261302390785

2012-03-09 18:16:23 RT @igoritl: Linux Performance Checklist http://t.co/jQN6sBMb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178182457537998848

2012-03-09 18:10:56 2 years ago I published two videos of George Wilson talking about ZFS http://t.co/Zd5yC0kw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178181087539888128

2012-03-09 18:09:49 3 years ago I wrote about My Upgraded Videoblogging Rig http://t.co/isMmASx8 – hasn’t changed substantially since then. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178180805858824192

2012-03-09 18:01:50 4 years ago I wrote: Italy Changing: La Dolce Vita Ain’t What It Used to Be http://t.co/sB5MeouA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178178796657184768

2012-03-09 17:53:16 5 years ago I translated: Learn Italian in Song: Il Ballo del Mattone http://t.co/wqHIEepw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178176640235470849

2012-03-09 17:07:33 @mikeal Still, let’s talk. I’ve filmed a lot of conferences and learned the hard way. I’d like to help. I want you guys to look/sound good! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178165137239310336

2012-03-09 17:06:36 @milouness It’s often very easy to get away with, due to poor security in museums and churches. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178164896301715457

2012-03-09 16:56:52 “A truth that can be applied to most parents: Most days, we’re all doing the best we can.” http://t.co/0EXl5iU4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178162448921141250

2012-03-09 15:46:34 New version of SmartOS: March 8, 2012 Download SmartOS – SmartOS Documentation – SmartOS Wiki http://t.co/uWETXtkd http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178144755874668544

2012-03-09 15:38:32 RT @mikeal: The Business of Conferences http://t.co/ZYbOb2kZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178142737009356803

2012-03-09 15:37:40 @mikeal PLEASE talk to me about video. Lot of FUD out about how to do video at confs, resulting in crap video. It doesn’t have to be so. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178142518490312704

2012-03-09 15:32:51 RT @joyent: Updated Wiki Entry on Using Joyent Cloud API. http://t.co/SYGLCod3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178141306332254209

2012-03-09 15:30:52 RT @edsai: program has been live for awhile but if you’re interested try out @joyent’s SmartDataCenter thru the adoption program http:// … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/178140805725298690

2012-03-09 04:58:57 RT @FlockonUS: Starting development on @joyent SmartOS machine, initial thoughts? 100x simpler tham Amazon AWS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177981780798869505

2012-03-09 04:39:48 RT @johnnysunshine: Biweekly #SmartOS release: http://t.co/RdfQjWxY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177976959551275010

2012-03-09 00:33:51 Why is it that men only chat me up when I’m on public transport, and ill? Do I look more approachable when I’m feeling bloody awful? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177915064433647616

2012-03-08 22:36:10 RT @ryancnelson: I made it to Austin for SXSW… looking for like-minded nerds to meet for beers, BBQ, twangy-music, Unix zealotry … # … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177885446758596610

2012-03-08 20:46:32 @planspark Then you must do this: http://t.co/VYIeG6v4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177857856501059584

2012-03-08 20:32:03 “Western advocacy has, for centuries, adopted white man’s burden: African people as damned unless we can save them” http://t.co/fGlUgP5q http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177854211650887680

2012-03-08 20:26:44 RT @esignoretti: RT @juku_it: Joyent: an update, but not news. http://t.co/m1eTLjRK <- I would like to say more… they are developin … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177852873814708225

2012-03-08 20:15:34 RT @nfalstein: @suddenlysocial showing our realtime multiuser game tech at Joyent booth #405 #gdc #GDC12 until 2 pm http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177850064369238017

2012-03-08 20:15:02 @genexp the dtrace.conf t-shirts will also be American Apparel, and awesome: http://t.co/Jl6UsV4K #gdc #niceone http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177849930411548676

2012-03-08 19:48:47 illumos News: March 7, 2012 http://t.co/sB7o72AW including video: Developing for illumos Garrett D’Amore at SCALE 10x, Los Angeles, Jan 2012 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177843324504387585

2012-03-08 19:00:41 RT @peteryorke: @joyent booth is jumping at #gdc stop by and say hi! http://t.co/G5U49kv7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177831222209282049

2012-03-08 17:28:33 RT @MarkDalgarno: You have to over-communicate if you’re working in a somewhat chaotic, unstructured environment. Paraphrasing @adrianco … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177808033668284417

2012-03-08 17:16:42 RT @joyent: And today, if you want a Joyent T-shirt @ #GDC, you must answer 3 qs: What is #SmartOS? What is #DTrace? Why is Joyent bette … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177805050637332482

2012-03-08 16:37:57 @leapingwoman @veronicaeye I need to see that shirt! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177795301833326592

2012-03-08 16:22:44 @Radu43 @sandy_carter at least, the smart CEOs are. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177791472442159104

2012-03-08 16:17:32 So far 2 of 7 Bart rides I’ve had significant delays. Am I just unlucky or is this average? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177790161420169218

2012-03-08 14:38:57 @antonyfalco Do tell! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177765351612874752

2012-03-08 14:38:37 RT @joedevivo: Just created a SmartOS vm. This could be a very useful thing http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177765270910279681

2012-03-08 04:30:01 @lusis Oh, dear. Buckets and mops, then. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177612107846664192

2012-03-08 04:27:51 @lusis Whose head exploded? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177611563115622400

2012-03-08 02:26:04 @Zee @bridalmusings welcome! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177580917815132161

2012-03-08 00:16:06 illumos News: March 7, 2012 http://t.co/sB7o72AW including video: Developing for illumos Garrett D’Amore at SCALE 10x, Los Angeles, Jan 2012 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177548207730065409

2012-03-08 00:03:43 Tom Lehrer – Who’s Next http://t.co/sPFKsWBT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177545093153173504

2012-03-08 22:38:29 RT @SFGMC: We’re nearly 300 gay men, but we have women in our office, on our board, and amongst our supporters. #HappyInternationalWomen … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177886029989154818

2012-03-08 22:38:12 @ryancnelson You’re the OTHER famous Ryan from Joyent #joyent http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177885960929943552

2012-03-08 22:36:28 @ryancnelson make sure you get to Ironworks BBQ #joyent #sxsw #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177885524739100673

2012-03-07 22:47:49 RT @wilw: This is why I want a lot of good-hearted, kind people to stop sending me that video: http://t.co/WZFf5ODA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177525993559441408

2012-03-07 21:29:23 @edsai Twitter/FB is a big part of how I am productive. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177506253856194560

2012-03-07 21:28:42 @hridaybala You need a new workplace. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177506081294127104

2012-03-07 21:26:53 testing the video stream for tonight’s illumos User Group meeting – nice view of the Bay from Joyent’s offices http://t.co/EeyiUMZ9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177505626782568448

2012-03-07 17:59:06 There goes my baby, he knows how to rock and roll… http://t.co/RbPZo72N http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177453334817550336

2012-03-07 17:53:49 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: the USE Method: Linux performance checklist http://t.co/IiWS1Xui http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177452004732436483

2012-03-07 17:49:15 I’m now a cited expert on Attracting Tech Employees http://t.co/4sHuOovu (tip #23 came from me, too – you probably could have guessed that) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177450855862247425

2012-03-07 16:41:00 @lbalker He’s following the teachings of Christ far more closely than most of the Catholics who want to be taken seriously by the public. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177433680069935105

2012-03-07 16:33:18 had a pleasant dream about @StephenAtHome – He was very, very nice (which I suspect he actually is in person, too) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177431742460870656

2012-03-07 16:26:43 Nice to wake up every morning to new stuff being done by the SmartOS and illumos communities. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177430086037946368

2012-03-07 16:25:34 @cloudafrica Ah, I see you found the list on your own. 🙂 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177429796983287808

2012-03-07 16:22:18 @cloudafrica A good place to ask is the mailing list http://t.co/hEeTUdEg or #smartos on irc http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177428974148915200

2012-03-07 16:21:31 3 years ago I launched The First Colorado Front Range Girl Geek Dinner: Jai Ho! http://t.co/NQNniRmM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177428776928550913

2012-03-07 07:01:51 @cloudafrica We’re looking at some ways to make the transition easier for Linux users, watch this space! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177287930862256129

2012-03-07 06:12:26 “Of course what matters is the blame, somebody to blame. If that’s the aim, give me the blame…” http://t.co/KQoX9mq0 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177275493870075905

2012-03-07 06:09:31 @cloudafrica Welcome aboard. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177274763427840001

2012-03-07 04:32:33 “The world demands more. So, so much more. How have we gotten to adulthood and failed to realize this?” http://t.co/u4R1b02v http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177250359532716033

2012-03-07 03:51:35 “we hate people who refuse to acknowledge that their power brings with it any responsibility” http://t.co/KAWFoTzA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177240049656672257

2012-03-07 02:50:33 And we are live from Oakland with http://t.co/fX8GJwYx! Which took one easy phone call to walk me through the modem setup. Yay! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177224689893117952

2012-03-07 01:57:41 RT @thesulk: Goodbye, Super Tuesday / No one gives a shit ’bout you / You fill out a real slow news day / Santorum is a dick, too. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177211384495472640

2012-03-07 00:09:43 SmartOS News: March 6, 2012 http://t.co/yf6erGCR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177184214255550464

2012-03-06 23:10:20 @perreaultsebas Fixed that, thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177169270231416832

2012-03-06 23:07:33 Ben Rockwood interviewed on DevOps Cafe Podcast & Videos – Show Notes http://t.co/wn35bPj2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177168569489035264

2012-03-06 22:59:41 Kevin Allocca: Why videos go viral | Video on http://t.co/QgbQN0Mr http://t.co/66hUhE2m http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177166591325245440

2012-03-06 22:52:03 RT @anildash: Our god is real and awesome and all-powerful and 100% useless unless his will is enforced by a government we vilify as ine … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177164668928921600

2012-03-06 22:47:36 RT @circonus: Meetup tomorrow (3/7) @joyent HQ. Our CTO will be talking integration with #SmartOS http://t.co/EUYtEGdW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177163550706507777

2012-03-06 22:36:44 Updated list of illumos Mailing Lists – Illumos http://t.co/gFk1RC8Y http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177160813654720512

2012-03-06 22:23:24 Something Americans (but few others) need reminding of: March 8th is International Women’s Day http://t.co/qbZw5Pee http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177157459226525697

2012-03-06 22:20:58 6 years ago: Travel Vlog: Mantova http://t.co/0WPXqVei http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177156849307631616

2012-03-06 21:47:21 @LusciousPear LOL! That is verbatim the comment I was going to add, but there wasn’t room in the tweet. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177148387911671808

2012-03-06 21:38:01 RT @kdavyd: Poodle no longer afraid of the DTrace book. http://t.co/eSHdfeaw – fie on you, @brendangregg, scaring cute little doggies! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177146038510030848

2012-03-06 21:36:23 “startup CEOs report observing little correlation between employees’ age and their propensity to grasp lean ideals” http://t.co/9XdzQypw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177145627912835072

2012-03-06 17:40:57 illumos News: March 6, 2012 http://t.co/38psHxdy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177086378478280704

2012-03-06 17:11:08 @EnricoLetta @beppesevergnini come no? Non è che sia “news”… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177078873845006336

2012-03-06 16:44:51 @Neemrana_Hotels your tweets make me miss the Hill Fort – wish I was there! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177072261151461377

2012-03-06 16:43:36 Ran for a Bart I thought I’d miss, and at the next stop down the line even got a seat. Oh, yeah, remembering how to commute like a boss. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177071946729660418

2012-03-06 15:42:59 @bgaff let’s Hope I just started a game with the right bgaff. Lack of slut duly noted! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/177056689902731264

2012-03-06 10:24:26 RT @NomdeB: Nobody is stopping Limbaugh from saying what he wants to say. But the free market is indicating they don’t want to pay him t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176976527836184576

2012-03-06 05:12:01 @lnsaneFacts @josh_diamond that’s all? Out of a population of 6 billion? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176897904785629184

2012-03-06 05:08:13 @MissyByte which episode? 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176896947846774784

2012-03-06 05:07:09 RT @davewiner: News so good, no one is treating it as news. http://t.co/e1XJ15ov http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176896678270480384

2012-03-06 01:15:06 @adrianco: please fix RT @postsecret: These brands, including Netflix, continue to support Rush Limbaugh http://t.co/SOEIuYde http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176838282729103360

2012-03-06 00:13:36 Trentster has been busy blogging and screencasting about SmartOS: http://t.co/rGHTghXW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176822803692134400

2012-03-05 23:07:53 @counternotions It’s not that hard to do. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176806266927190016

2012-03-05 22:43:35 @counternotions So that’s Palin’s secret. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176800152168841216

2012-03-05 22:39:29 @willmurnane the authors of that can often (including right now) be found in #illumos on irc http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176799118402920448

2012-03-05 22:36:14 RT @scottherson: #node.js game developers – if you are at #GDC this week, @joyent wants to meet you – Expo Booth #405 Wed-Fri. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176798301616750592

2012-03-05 22:35:55 @jof How about so you can do stuff like this? http://t.co/Xf2i9fEk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176798222197587968

2012-03-05 22:33:49 .@willmurnane I’m happy to be able to report that porting SmartOS KVM to AMD is underway: http://t.co/yDPl5zYl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176797695053279232

2012-03-05 21:40:45 illumos participation in the Google Summer of Code: ideas and mentors wanted – http://t.co/LMc94BOu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176784338308972544

2012-03-05 20:23:57 “Testimony” – World Premiere Sneak Peek – YouTube http://t.co/PB9Vkrhp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176765011925016576

2012-03-05 19:43:52 RT @illumosnews: Google Summer of Code Project Ideas https://t.co/dpPYioPO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176754925433393152

2012-03-05 19:31:23 Reminder: If you’ve signed up for dtrace.conf, please enter your t-shirt size on the order form http://t.co/G2oms9qA http://t.co/E49Q8hK9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176751782851133440

2012-03-05 19:28:49 @hridaybala I’ll do my best to live stream on UStream for the one on Wednesday. And there will be video later. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176751135552581633

2012-03-05 19:20:22 News: March 5, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/wznOoi6S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176749009157898240

2012-03-05 19:07:21 “Adding plants to office= 15% boost in creative ideas by male employees, helps females produce more original solutions” http://t.co/5ps3IXjD http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176745732584374272

2012-03-05 17:38:58 @tomfarm There never were many books on OpenSolaris, not yet any on illumos, but here are other resources: http://t.co/ofSuxXDP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176723491196899328

2012-03-05 17:29:15 @esignoretti There’s video for that: http://t.co/Xb4SulEk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176721045607284736

2012-03-05 16:47:37 RT @tomfarm: playing with smartos. zfs send/receive & snapshots for zones is so smooth. debian feels old now http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176710568701476864

2012-03-05 16:47:20 The most complex Italian song translation I’ve done to date: Learn Italian in Song: I Promessi Sposi in Dieci Minuti http://t.co/OTrRuzVu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176710497859670016

2012-03-05 16:16:32 @kurai there’s a meetup at Joyent weds evening – we’ll feed you 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176702746592948224

2012-03-05 13:43:41 @kurai ci sei a GDC? Vediamoci! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176664281310441472

2012-03-05 13:38:34 @irabinovitch yes, east bay http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176662995328442369

2012-03-05 13:36:24 @ryancnelson felt it over here too http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176662447648808961

2012-03-05 13:35:36 No I did not need an earthquake to welcome me to the new place! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176662248423555075

2012-03-05 09:13:13 @nonstick trying decal photo frames, we’ll see http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176596214614212608

2012-03-05 06:03:25 @shawnferry oops, missed it! Happy late birthday! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176548450542956544

2012-03-05 06:01:14 @WallsBleedLust @bcantrill please do! Was just talking with @brendangregg about the need for a new user’s perspective http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176547901508567040

2012-03-05 05:45:51 “@natashabadhwar: I’ll be frank. The guiding principle in my life is: Why not?” – A woman after my own heart! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176544029469720576

2012-03-05 04:49:48 http://t.co/irysT9rT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176529923933085696

2012-03-05 03:17:47 To do: buy doors for Ikea shelf that is now glassware+liquor storage, find a way to decorate boring beige sliding closet doors, hang pix… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176506769617588224

2012-03-05 02:56:07 1st Dinner in new apt: pasta w broccoli & fresh CA walnuts, Boccalone salame, good crusty bread, a nice Gigondas gift of @mogdenpong http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176501316103835649

2012-03-05 01:28:20 @NomdeB I only had about 30 to begin with, and there’s not enough room in here for clutter. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176479226017484800

2012-03-05 01:24:40 Down to the last 5 boxes. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176478300473004033

2012-03-04 23:58:28 Rush et al want to control women’s sexuality, because any woman completely in charge of her own body wd NEVER waste it on jerks like them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176456608010874881

2012-03-04 23:49:21 RT @umairh: It’s also the height of insulting naïveté (American style) to assume the very rich have expertise in how society should work … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176454313462341632

2012-03-04 22:43:26 An alcoholic cider or perry would go down very nicely right now. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176437723555565568

2012-03-04 22:17:44 Vintage apt means no dishwasher or microwave – exactly like the place we lived 13 years in Milan. At least here fridge not in living room. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176431256395984898

2012-03-04 20:03:28 @ryancnelson I sleep very well when jet lagged- but at all the wrong times! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176397470136414208

2012-03-04 20:02:39 Springtime in Oakland http://t.co/Wf3AMwvP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176397256767975424

2012-03-04 18:53:26 What have I given up leaving the city? Not much! http://t.co/6oc5ape2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176379839228547085

2012-03-04 16:35:53 RT @bakadesuyo: 5 things you didn’t know about swearing: http://t.co/Sk09WaYf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176345230033952768

2012-03-04 16:30:03 Slept like a rock. Quiet new neighborhood FTW! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176343760215617536

2012-03-04 05:48:44 @GoToMeeting @milouness thank you for doing the right thing ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176182367331942400

2012-03-04 05:45:11 @jonasthaler if I can come to NAB, I will absolutely play mini golf. Not sure where kiss comes in tho http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176181476369498112

2012-03-04 04:52:04 @JeffreyTweeted can’t wait to hear and see it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176168106174070785

2012-03-04 04:49:24 @jonasthaler correct, ceilings are a bit higher here. Will have to see if I can exploit that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176167436788318208

2012-03-04 04:47:08 @jonasthaler robot went to the office, where the lads threatened to beat him up, poor thing. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176166865587011586

2012-03-04 03:19:01 Got everything moved, now to figure out how to fit it all in. -50 sq feet makes a bigger difference than I expected. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176144691308396545

2012-03-03 02:42:24 @fakedansavage Tell me you don’t really want to see that… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175773086065491969

2012-03-03 02:25:44 RT @klintron: I’m tempted to migrate my blog to Zotonic on Joyent, just to have a preposterously “alt” stack: Solaris, Erlang, PostGres … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175768892017360896

2012-03-03 02:20:17 Most complex song translation I’ve ever done – also had to explain ome Italian lit: I Promessi Sposi in Dieci Minuti http://t.co/OTrRuzVu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175767522069585921

2012-03-03 01:58:41 @SniperWulfzen Oh, my! I didn’t realize. Very pleased to hear it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175762087975456770

2012-03-03 01:49:36 @SniperWulfzen Does that mean we finally get to meet? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175759802025254912

2012-03-03 01:36:42 Looks like I’m getting out of this neighborhood just in time to avoid the descent of overstimulated Apple fans. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175756552509210624

2012-03-03 18:25:19 @KellyOSullivan does that make me one of the 1%? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176010379405705217

2012-03-03 18:24:37 Back to square one. Yes, taking the paintings! http://t.co/6mYMRBS5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176010196118810624

2012-03-03 18:10:40 Hiring people to do this was definitely a good idea, tho there are still a lot of odds n ends to stuff into the car. Apt almost empty. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/176006695846289409

2012-03-03 16:42:21 Moving day! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175984467251445763

2012-03-03 03:06:54 Surrounded by boxes. I did not have this much stuff when I moved in here. Need to own less. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175779251897901057

2012-03-03 03:04:57 @crpeck I guess so. I intend to be well out of range. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175778762196140032

2012-03-02 23:46:26 “In America more than two centuries ago, believers in God elected to live under the laws of man. ” | The Economist http://t.co/9btLd7jy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175728804692639744

2012-03-02 22:36:28 National average rents are way up from their recession lows. Shortage of apartment buildings is pushing rents way up. http://t.co/jPAXXJ65 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175711197008633856

2012-03-02 22:22:40 RT @dizz: SmartStack = #SmartOS + OpenStack (Part 3) http://t.co/KAm097AF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175707722757578753

2012-03-02 21:47:22 RT @carlosdomingo: How cool, we are going to do a TEDxTelefónica http://t.co/YzIUY1VX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175698842019315713

2012-03-02 21:12:56 …and if there’s a way to report people who take credit for work that others actually did in a given job… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175690175794528256

2012-03-02 21:12:27 Huh, interesting. LinkedIn now gives a way to signal fraudulent employment claims. I wonder how they cross-check that? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175690051982860288

2012-03-02 19:53:55 RT @SFGMC: Tickets in different price ranges just got released for Enchantingly Wicked. Be sure to buy your tix soon! http://t.co/66euo6 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175670289798152192

2012-03-02 19:44:28 @notmatt In Italy you supply almost everything, even when renting: http://t.co/OeieUYjv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175667910709219328

2012-03-02 19:42:45 RT @OpenKVM: Actually, open source code is better. Fewer code flaws compared to proprietary software. http://t.co/5YlsPB1a http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175667479975178241

2012-03-02 19:36:51 RT @wordsquared: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.” Happy Bi … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175665995216719873

2012-03-02 19:34:39 RT @gerirgaudi: http://t.co/ggqt5r7V #dtrace #solaris #openindiana http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175665439278497792

2012-03-02 19:21:50 @fakedansavage and so many years sadder. Imagine /being/ such a nasty, hateful,deceitful SOB? Yuck. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175662215251247106

2012-03-02 19:19:44 people moving in eg ironing boards, practically identical to what I’m moving out tomorrow. Maybe some things should just stay with the apt http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175661686278193153

2012-03-02 18:26:14 @Zee Nope: http://t.co/LG7lgZw5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175648221647998976

2012-03-02 18:24:04 SFGMC Sneak Preview: All for the Best http://t.co/PeEDWQK5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175647677785178112

2012-03-02 16:54:00 RT @bdha: At @stonecobra’s request, a very simply guide to migrating from VirtualBox to KVM: https://t.co/CTAFiGCA #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175625011804110849

2012-03-02 16:26:27 “pregnancy is kind of random, and many of the people who are judging you could have been in your exact same place.” http://t.co/V7iEJypW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175618078145658880

2012-03-02 07:42:53 5 years ago we were contemplating A School Year Abroad from Italy http://t.co/CEcvkABC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175486319177375744

2012-03-02 05:30:47 New! Learn Italian in Song: Attenti al Lupo http://t.co/utOdKV8c – thanks to Ross for reminding me of this one http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175453076386353153

2012-03-02 03:24:55 @pwl0lwp Nope, just bacon, eggs, and parmigiano. And pasta, of course. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175421399819751425

2012-03-02 02:43:42 Seems like a good night for pasta alla carbonara. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175411026936868865

2012-03-02 01:19:42 RT @KI4OTK: If I had $100,000 for every time someone wanted to relocate me to California, I still couldn’t afford a house there. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175389888143831040

2012-03-02 00:59:38 @bdha Maybe I mostly heard from unhappy customers. What I got a lot of was how hard it is to do business with Sun. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175384835840409600

2012-03-01 23:23:17 For those who asked: Comcast did call me promptly and assured me that all my info would be deleted from their system. @comcastcares http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175360590989107201

2012-03-01 22:55:41 @jhk24 Or we need to live smaller. Big sprawling houses full of stuff are not kind to the planet. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175353642881269760

2012-03-01 22:45:09 RT @jasonh: Bam! => RT @joyent: Grats to Joyent customer MobScience for being chosen a launch partner on #Zynga new game platform! ht … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175350992513155073

2012-03-01 22:43:09 @conor64 He’s not the only one to think this, as I’ve recently found. Maybe people are getting the idea from him? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175350490211696640

2012-03-01 22:13:35 @mentalmosaic This is my famous Woodstock: http://t.co/zgUo6NJb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175343050699182081

2012-03-01 21:49:12 RT @MikeCronn: New blog post: “Scaling #Nodejs and #MongoDB on #joyentcloud” http://t.co/0IttoTit #joyent #smartos #illumos #ct http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175336911831961600

2012-03-01 20:48:04 SmartOS KVM Screencast Demo – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/9xgnyoqU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175321530228682752

2012-03-01 20:40:43 SmartOS KVM Screencast Demo – YouTube http://t.co/BtLExXvv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175319679466872834

2012-03-01 02:47:03 @jasonh But I have a short nose! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175049480436056064

2012-03-01 20:22:26 RT @joyent: Next meetup 3/7 w @circonus CTO on how they integrated native #SmartOS support for cloud services monitoring. http://t.co/2F … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175315076822204416

2012-03-01 02:45:00 if your software isn’t free/open, it should be as easy as possible to try it, pay for it, start using it in production http://t.co/8UAm07HL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175048968357679104

2012-03-01 18:24:24 @webmink True. My view was limited to 3 years in one particular area. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175285374829084672

2012-03-01 01:55:16 RT @peakscale: Maker’s Mark schedule – my kind of event! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175036448679006210

2012-03-01 18:08:57 .@webmink Well, kind as in warm fuzzies, but, as you say, we couldn’t deliver what they needed. Everyone loved us until time to buy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175281485773946880

2012-03-01 01:42:23 Yes, the needle was really that long. No, I did not want it stuck up my nose. Yes, I endured it anyway. Ow ow ow. http://t.co/GnaAs2Hf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175033210474999812

2012-03-01 18:06:37 .@bensummers …and “spend millions”. We weren’t very kind to small customers who had some money, but not a lot. Frustrating. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175280900844695552

2012-03-01 01:22:35 @davidpaulyoung Catering issues? In Barcelona?!? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175028224894570496

2012-03-01 18:05:21 .@bensummers Sun’s open sourcing of Solaris did not drive sales much, there was no intermediate step between “have this for free”… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175280580257259521

2012-03-01 00:40:24 RT @SenatorMenendez: #BluntAmdmt is far from act of conscience. It allows employers 2 deny any preventative health service 2 anyone 4 an … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175017609274736641

2012-03-01 17:58:50 @befreax I don’t even have the reins, I’m just clinging on for dear life. At least I haven’t fallen off yet (which, IRL, I have done a LOT). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175278941760798720

2012-03-01 00:39:50 @hridaybala excellent! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175017469000433664

2012-03-01 17:26:57 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: the USE Method: Solaris performance checklist http://t.co/p8HQ3oBy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175270916794748928

2012-03-01 00:30:27 @mikeal @ryah guess I should go to that one – when/where? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175015104465735681

2012-03-01 04:49:41 7 years ago we made some wonderful new friends (and video): Welcome to Spankyville: Texas Hospitality, with a Twist http://t.co/i4VHuwEb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175080342418493440

2012-03-01 00:00:54 Ow. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175007668463865857

2012-03-01 04:15:21 RT @SFGMC: 4 hours left to use the “FNF” promo code to get your 20% discount on Enchantingly Wicked tix! http://t.co/uqmUYBw4 #EWicked http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175071704312315904

2012-03-01 04:15:12 RT @hemantmehta: Why should you be worried about Catholic hospitals taking over public ones? Read this @nytimes editorial: http://t.co/X … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175071665296916480

2012-03-01 03:50:14 RT @newsyc20: System performance analysis – the USE method http://t.co/13qvt9yH (http://t.co/SF3TjdlF) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175065381625536513

2012-03-01 03:38:41 @kebesays Excellent! #dtrace #illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175062475446824964

The Twitter Diaries: February 2012

In reverse chronological order.

2012-02-29 23:56:37 RT @JeffreyTweeted: RT @sfgmc: In honor of #LeapDay, we’re offering a 20% discount on Enchantingly Wicked tix until midnight! Use “FNF” … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/175006592633278464

2012-02-29 22:11:32 @jscarp yay! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174980144925130752

2012-02-29 21:41:18 @Crescenzo Apparetly it’s a “thing” among certain kinds of sick, twisted people. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174972539607597056

2012-02-29 21:30:08 Mothers Little Helper Rolling Stones – YouTube http://t.co/JK167aMf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174969727465177088

2012-02-29 21:19:44 RT @ahl: love DTrace? want to learn more? got some DTrace to talk about? check out dtrace.conf(12) (+ sweet t-shirt) http://t.co/bZitHlu2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174967111800717312

2012-02-29 19:45:59 @lbalker This is a big part of why I work @joyent – what we’re doing actually, you know, MATTERS. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174943518987517952

2012-02-29 19:38:28 News: February 29, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/FzHU2EAp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174941625473183744

2012-02-29 19:28:43 The #SmartOS horse is running away with me – and this is a good thing! Many thanks to all the brilliant people blogging about it! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174939170890977280

2012-02-29 19:26:03 RT @sturadnidge: New Post: SmartOS for the Uninitiated – Zone Creation http://t.co/5tdTGi4X http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174938500922224640

2012-02-29 19:24:28 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: the USE Method http://t.co/OfzTP0Kr a performance analysis methodology http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174938101771288576

2012-02-29 19:04:26 So being “Ms. Worst-Case-Scenario” is a good thing… Who survives a catastrophic emergency? http://t.co/SukmcYA3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174933059236413440

2012-02-29 19:01:38 RT @SQLGal: The best minds of our generation are thinking about how to make people click ads #strataconf #bigdata – AAAGGGHHHHH http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174932356472389632

2012-02-29 17:41:27 Yummy, itNew Avengers trailer shows the mental damage Joss Whedon is ready to inflict on the Supers http://t.co/b9X5yyyW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174912177935880192

2012-02-29 17:23:18 RT @NomdeB: One woman’s experience… I could have had a baby. But I didn’t…. Until it was the right time. http://t.co/yrjjjEpi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174907610733088768

2012-02-29 10:20:38 Let the Slayer Live Again: Why We Should Reboot Buffy « In Our Words http://t.co/DA2uzNWu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174801242437070848

2012-02-29 09:53:03 I was born 1962, “when you just survive a nasty accident and feel liberated because something awful didn’t happen…” http://t.co/vqFlH8vA “ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174794300054446080

2012-02-29 09:32:23 “Americans more hostile to the idea of an atheist candidate than to a gay, adulterous or utterly inexperienced one.” http://t.co/bk2Y2z9E http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174789099960537089

2012-02-29 02:22:54 Daily Kos: A new controversy erupts http://t.co/PxbG8b7d http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174681018350047232

2012-02-29 01:00:36 Monki-something needs to happen in Austin (Lone Monki State? Deep in the Heart of Monki?) http://t.co/1j7ucStp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174660306985947136

2012-02-28 23:32:07 RT @daniel_bilar: Bell Systems Technical Journals 1922-1983 http://t.co/YIUe2CRp [see shannon, most famous 20th cent. MSc thesis http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174638037081395200

2012-02-28 23:31:18 RT @JoyentSupport: @joyent we are experiencing login problems with our user portal. Note: this should not impact customer machines. Wi … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174637832323874817

2012-02-28 22:36:38 RT @citybot: Tested out @Joyent cloud servers today. WOW! Itineraries are being generated in half the time of what we are seeing on EC2 ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174624075942084608

2012-02-28 22:35:50 @KI4OTK Yeah, I kinda resemble most of those remarks… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174623874124746753

2012-02-28 21:57:01 “Remarkable employees find ways to make processes even better… because they just can’t help it.” http://t.co/wJJbaQDZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174614103778791424

2012-02-28 21:42:59 RT @JoeMyGod: New From JMG: MONDAY: Broadway Backwards 7: The seventh annual edition of Broadway Backwards plays this Monday a… http:/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174610572426477568

2012-02-28 20:36:55 RT @jeffreytaylor: Can I just shamelessly gloat for a second about going to Skywalker Ranch this weekend to record with @SFGMC? #geek #m … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174593948591996928

2012-02-28 20:29:35 RT @substack: dtrace pony, the making of http://t.co/2cTYyhch http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174592100841701376

2012-02-28 18:51:01 RT @trochej: Wow! http://t.co/NVf7ohBs is a friggin kowledge mine related to #illumos! #in http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174567295933366272

2012-02-28 18:50:45 .@timeblimp Umberto Eco is very grumpy when not fed. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174567229877264384

2012-02-28 18:50:25 …@timeblimp …I’ll have to write up a story or two sometime… like the night we went to a conference on language in Mllan… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174567147455000579

2012-02-28 18:49:38 @timeblimp Hofstadter did that one himself, but I was shy to publicize the fact on my blog. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174566948800184321

2012-02-28 18:49:00 RT @joyent: We’re getting ready for our #MongoDB JCUG MeetUp 2/29 in SF – Learn how to run Mongo on SmartOS (and #nodejs, too). http://t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174566787726323712

2012-02-28 17:37:03 excellent new post from Max Bruning: Using flamegraph to Solve IP Scaling Issue (DCE) – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/JqP49GzC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174548682568515584

2012-02-28 17:10:43 RT @dshaw: I’m going to have to say that @substack’s dtrace.conf claim to fame is legit. http://t.co/mwPGBzE3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174542055652077569

2012-02-28 17:03:36 CTO vs VP Engineering: Balancing Innovation, from Brewing to Obituaries in The Economist – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/6d4kjCp9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174540263333707777

2012-02-28 11:04:01 “open sourcing code makes work repeatable, spreads the ideas faster and makes the code better in the long run” http://t.co/hPaMkspW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174449770667065346

2012-02-28 10:56:33 @timeblimp I thirk you’ll like this: http://t.co/I3zsbZlr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174447894496165888

2012-02-28 08:15:00 @substack Puzzled, though – why a turtle? Did Brendan get it right? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174407237031313408

2012-02-28 08:09:34 Tonight I was privileged to hear something beautiful, devastating, moving and uplifting… thank you @composerstephen @fakedansavage @SFGMC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174405870489321476

2012-02-28 07:55:42 @dshaw @substack http://t.co/Jl6UsV4K http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174402382590001152

2012-02-28 04:41:33 There was not a dry eye in the house #sfgmc. Do NOT miss the concert. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174353521179758592

2012-02-28 03:38:38 At the Director’s Prelude of the #sfgmc http://t.co/PPchqyWM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174337686079942656

2012-02-28 00:33:46 Best Jobs 2012: Software Developer – US News and World Report http://t.co/KDGBS5Sx http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174291162629283841

2012-02-28 00:33:15 The Best 25 Jobs of 2012 Rankings – US News and World Report http://t.co/EFpSANv9 – Pharmacists earn more than software devs. Interesting. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174291035730620416

2012-02-27 04:39:11 “Stratfor’s use of insiders for intelligence soon turned into a money-making scheme of questionable legality.” http://t.co/mkfoNXTB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173990536699584512

2012-02-27 04:13:59 Afraid of Your Child’s Math Textbook? You Should Be. – Annie Keeghan – Open Salon http://t.co/ntwiEzuj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173984194983239680

2012-02-27 04:00:16 RT @timfoster: http://t.co/SvavLdbN website: “We are unable to present this video streaming experience outside of the United States”. Sa … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173980743373029376

2012-02-27 03:49:31 FB says it can target my ads better if I tell it what I like. Then gives me a choice of 100s of things I strongly DISlike. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173978038206341121

2012-02-27 03:45:10 RT @NotGregZenner: SANTORUM IS A BOSS WHO HAS HAD SEX WITH MORE GIRLS THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN. THATS WHY I LIKE HIM. HE’S COOL – Um. Wow. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173976945489494016

2012-02-27 03:42:44 @NotGregZenner As a matter of curiosity, is that why you like Santorum? Because he went to the same school as you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173976333905428482

2012-02-27 03:41:16 .@NotGregZenner UT accepts geniuses & gives us scholarships, that’s why I went there. They also teach us to use lower case where appropriate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173975962403352576

2012-02-27 03:38:04 @NotGregZenner And, BTW, I went to UT. Go tell the Longhorns you yankees are better than them. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173975156069371904

2012-02-27 03:36:12 .@NotGregZenner Strange, he now seems to think that college is for snobs. Where does that leave you both? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173974688731635712

2012-02-27 03:32:25 As an atheist, feminist, and woman, I would not feel safe with a President Santorum. It’s that simple. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173973735873839104

2012-02-27 03:26:19 @mikeal No restaurant is worth >15 mins wait. If they won’t take a reservation, they’re spoiled. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173972201303851008

2012-02-27 03:23:17 RT @anildash: We the Academy want to thank everyone involved in our industry except our customers & the tech people who make it convenie … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173971437911154688

2012-02-27 02:42:23 18 boxes of assorted sizes packed so far, 2 suitcases, random bits and bobs. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173961143541448704

2012-02-27 01:23:36 Oh, great – now that I’ve packed all my warm socks, weather turns chilly again. Will just have to buy more. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173941316105928704

2012-02-27 01:22:25 RT @hudsonette: Lovely! Older women do it best. RT @BBCEntsTeam: The Iron Lady is in Gold for the evening… http://t.co/r2aC8lWH http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173941018260013056

2012-02-27 01:20:46 RT @hudsonette: We could all shine too if we had donated clothes and jewels and 50 people to help get us ready. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173940604219310081

2012-02-27 01:15:34 SmartOS News: February 29, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/GSYd30Tn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173939295156043778

2012-02-27 01:05:25 Another SmartOS fan starts blogging about it: http://t.co/rGHTghXW (did I mention I love this community?) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173936739734396928

2012-02-27 00:02:01 Also, I am allergic to the dust mite carcasses that impregnate old paper, so once a book is 20-30 years old, it irritates my skin. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173920787722543108

2012-02-27 00:00:39 The only books I really need to have on paper are comics. And even those are becoming interesting online. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173920443839950848

2012-02-27 23:48:21 @edsai because when @daysays , people better listen. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174279736011399168

2012-02-27 22:10:39 RT @NomdeB: Priceless article on Stratfor: http://t.co/xQuuKwfC Howling with laughter. 🙂 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174255147076165632

2012-02-27 21:51:12 @premiumfantasy You’re not the only one. Looking into it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174250253984346114

2012-02-27 19:36:24 RT @indecision: Gay marine breaks down stereotypes by kissing someone other than a nurse from the 1940’s. http://t.co/VgaTGwd1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174216331414089728

2012-02-27 19:33:40 @anildash How about reporting on what actually matters? Money is part of that – a vote that someone believes in it – but substance more. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174215640578658304

2012-02-27 19:06:38 RT @dapsays: New post: Managing Node.js dependencies with npm shrinkwrap http://t.co/mkzBMEwj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174208838491312129

2012-02-27 19:05:42 @ryah On the other hand, as an American with foreign friends, I get tired of trying to explain the batshit crazy that is US politics. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174208604306542593

2012-02-27 19:04:48 RT @ryah: I hope Santorum wins the primary. He clearly articulates republican ideology. The public should hear more of him. #democrats4s … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174208379378601985

2012-02-27 18:17:10 Looks like there’s a new FB hack that sends an IM with a link to a group of totally unrelated people (that’s the giveaway). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174196391302803456

2012-02-27 18:10:00 @FAKEGRIMLOCK @bcantrill But then you’ll spend 40 minutes deciding who #ALLMEETINGSLAST9MINUTES http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174194585348734976

2012-02-27 17:40:44 SmartOS – Fundamentals | SmartCore Blog http://t.co/MfKK3mKj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174187219844743168

2012-02-27 17:09:54 Weeding out old conference badges. Is there a way to upcycle lanyards and holders? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174179463398039552

2012-02-27 16:12:02 This Wednesday at Joyent HQ: Meetup: MongoDB + Joyent Cloud on SmartOS: The Mongo/Node.js Stack and PaaS Perspective http://t.co/7b9m5BZW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174164898413154304

2012-02-27 16:08:38 Feb 29: MongoDB + Joyent Cloud on SmartOS: The Mongo/Node.js Stack and PaaS Perspective Joyent Cloud User Group Meetup http://t.co/PwMTcGjb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174164042238275585

2012-02-27 16:06:24 .@alaindebotton Everyone is needy, desperate and afraid sometimes. Atheists turn to real, not imaginary, friends. This is heaven, on earth. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174163482273525762

2012-02-27 16:02:48 RT @awatkins1966: @SolarisSIG are looking for a @openindiana,#SmartOS,#illumos user who has switched from #Solaris to give us a pros & c … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174162574575796224

2012-02-27 07:38:30 Got a few breakable items moved (unbroken) into the new place. It’s going to be so much quieter over there – looking forward to that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174035663702859776

2012-02-27 07:36:12 @denizrende Or I’m just hopelessly out of sync with American culture. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/174035087598436352

2012-02-27 04:59:55 @Sherman_Alexie Right whatever wrongs you caused, don’t do it again, move on. Life is too short to waste energy on regrets or guilt. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173995754816405504

2012-02-26 23:27:30 I wish I could afford to replace all the print books I left in Italy on Kindle. Ironically, used paper copies are cheaper. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173912101637730305

2012-02-26 23:26:38 @NomdeB @PeterKretzman I’m down to 25 pieces of furniture, 6 of which are folding chairs. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173911881818439680

2012-02-26 23:18:58 @NomdeB I usually find highly intelligent people attractive anyway, so it’s a chicken-and-egg question. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173909950920261632

2012-02-26 23:17:50 “When you say that your life is blessed by God, the implication is that people who don’t have those things are cursed” http://t.co/MWU6TTaz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173909665917317121

2012-02-26 22:17:35 “women’s selectivity reflected [their own attractiveness]; characteristics men desired did not” http://t.co/rVFqfT9D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173894506935099392

2012-02-26 21:57:28 Despicable: Rick Santorum’s Wife Uses Her Sick Child To Lie About Health Care Reform | Addicting Info http://t.co/V7cBv3f1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173889444489854976

2012-02-26 21:30:04 Not keeping a lot of useless crap makes moving easier, but it’s still not easy. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173882548051644417

2012-02-26 20:24:48 packing packing packing http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173866123916353537

2012-02-26 20:24:20 @kvegh Yes, but the Constitution clearly calls for the separation of church and state. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173866006354210816

2012-02-26 19:57:51 Santorum makes me ill: “I don’t believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute.” via @jmg http://t.co/biDNvHNE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173859341483520000

2012-02-26 19:31:44 Meet the SmartOS Community | Opus Magnus http://t.co/siTq1MwA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173852769009156097

2012-02-26 18:45:14 RT @timeblimp: Harold and Maude Go To White Castle. #SequelsNobodyIsAnticipating – I want this one! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173841065823055873

2012-02-26 18:30:23 @timbray I’d echo that, but my execs are there. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173837327876108288

2012-02-26 17:56:01 RT @apperceptions: The word ‘awesome’ has lost all respect and is now a useless word. – Agreed. Suggestions for a substitute? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173828679263195137

2012-02-26 07:19:58 I can’t drink wine anymore – I get a hangover the same night. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173668611527946240

2012-02-26 01:38:47 “Republicans being against sex is not good. Sex is popular.” Ghastly Outdated Party – http://t.co/z7OuovNj http://t.co/7rqdon8I http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173582752120180736

2012-02-25 23:21:00 @bgaff hmm, sounds yummy! After I get settled maybe you all can come over for a homemade Italian dinner one night! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173548074747166722

2012-02-25 21:20:58 .@thinguy I think I’ll just donate directly. I feel squicky about all the fundraising and selling American kids have to do anyway. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173517870406438913

2012-02-25 20:58:43 A former aide called him “a Catholic missionary who happens to be in the Senate.” The Economist http://t.co/gpZciBaX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173512268988944386

2012-02-25 20:54:09 Enjoying the sunshine in my 9th floor apt. Soon I’ll have trees and a view of hill instead – which is fine. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173511120651431936

2012-02-25 20:51:42 @nonstick Thanks for checking! If I cared about dieting, I guess I would be relieved that I can’t eat things like this anymore… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173510504105521152

2012-02-25 20:42:42 @nonstick I love thos chocolate mint ones, but apparently they all contain soybean oil. 🙁 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173508240263483392

2012-02-25 20:40:56 Reader asking for help with Calabrian slang in the comments on Italian Slang: C http://t.co/Vs0rdq3g http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173507793943400448

2012-02-25 20:38:09 Comcast: Customer Service Failure Before I’m Even a Customer http://t.co/fw4INNya http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173507092035014657

2012-02-25 20:10:17 Huge pot of pasta sauce simmering for tonight smells yummy – beef, sausage, mushrooms, carrots, onions, garlic… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173500082346405889

2012-02-25 20:08:24 On my way out to recycle and shop, ran into a new neighbor on her way to recycle moving boxes – score! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173499606582312960

2012-02-25 19:00:24 RT @RichmondDoc: Republicans have made it a national priority to weaken protections for women’s health & wellness. We should remember t … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173482493847142400

2012-02-25 18:59:29 @pelegri Good point. But I’m paying more for a putative 6 mbps with AT&T right now, and often getting much less. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173482263097520129

2012-02-25 17:38:39 2 years ago I posted what became one of the most popular translations ever on my site: Tu Vuo’ Fa’ L’Americano http://t.co/BLwOJ8Ek http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173461919800360961

2012-02-25 17:37:27 3 years ago I saw At the Chocolate Shop http://t.co/wJH88gSl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173461618154418177

2012-02-25 17:36:36 5 yrs ago daughter wrote: “I am excited about the world because it’s international, multicultural, and multireligious” http://t.co/aiw28Sj7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173461403674492928

2012-02-25 17:33:31 7 years ago I made a video of La Bottega del Maiale: A Salumeria in Lecco http://t.co/vSmwfmo3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173460631553454080

2012-02-25 17:32:00 RT @lderezinski: Joyent Cloud Expands in the East: New Data Center Lights up in VA: http://t.co/ks5IwLYY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173460247262932992

2012-02-25 17:31:36 Have signed up with http://t.co/fX8GJwYx as my new ISP in my new home. The order process was painless – they get it right. Thanks, tweeps! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173460145815293953

2012-02-25 17:21:32 @bubbva Rockridge – easy commute to Joyent, very walkable neighborhood, MUCH cheaper than the city. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173457613869154304

2012-02-25 16:38:23 Today preparing for a final dinner party in my SF place, and packing. And stuff. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173446755751440384

2012-02-25 07:35:01 RT @afranq: How The Happiest People In The World Spend Their Money – http://t.co/72H2DJxl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173310011437625344

2012-02-25 07:32:33 @hgstrp they do! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173309390466723840

2012-02-25 05:22:37 @bdha Yeah, I got that one too. It’s one of the less offensive of the recent wave of bots (and I don’t offend easily). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173276693140750336

2012-02-25 05:19:37 “To concede that Santorum’s remarks are appropriate is to concede that our work as educators is meaningless.” http://t.co/B94hD3QP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173275938140852224

2012-02-25 04:29:12 RT @adambusch: It’s naive to think you can save someone. – True, but sometimes you can help them save themselves. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173263248991334400

2012-02-25 04:10:01 Bay Area twitter folks, any recs on an ISP in Oakland that is easy to deal with? Need only internet and maybe phone, no interest in TV. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173258420420476928

2012-02-25 03:32:50 @kebesays I take it you like http://t.co/fX8GJwYx? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173249063003758593

2012-02-25 03:24:16 @kebesays Hmm, looks like I am – thanks for the tip! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173246910843453440

2012-02-25 02:13:55 @metadaddy Comcast. But I had an equally frustrating time with AT&T yesterday, hence the (maybe) decision to change. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173229205352493057

2012-02-25 02:09:12 @comcastcares Having a very frustrating time trying to become a new customer. The process is annoying and deliberately deceptive. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173228016003063808

2012-02-25 02:05:57 I would pay MORE for an ISP that does not keep me on hold, does not try to upsell me when I know what I want, does not keep adding charges http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173227201846722561

2012-02-25 01:59:19 Grace Hopper on performance: “Everybody wants better answers faster. So you gotta make the computers faster.” YouTube http://t.co/rkHLH8hq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173225532278845440

2012-02-25 01:31:19 Update: dtrace.conf 2012, with some video clips resurrected from the 2008 edition http://t.co/ltGhffcg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173218484317192192

2012-02-25 01:03:19 @WallsBleedLust There won’t be any beginner material (I hope to do that later). If you’re ready to dive in at the deep end, come on along! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173211438788255744

2012-02-25 00:08:34 @erynofwales Unfortunately, the article is rather scarce on that point. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173197661325889537

2012-02-25 00:07:53 RT @chorrell: Joyent Cloud Going East: New Data Center Lights Up in VA http://t.co/Sx2w5a0P http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173197486658301954

2012-02-24 02:03:53 And now, a few words from the women: Birth Control Hearings (Redux) – YouTube http://t.co/HmJAM63d http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172864290544549890

2012-02-24 01:45:47 RT @johnnysunshine: It’s that time again. New #SmartOS build: http://t.co/uY28Tedf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172859738055385089

2012-02-24 23:55:22 illumos News: February 24, 2012 http://t.co/Ct0EZy8d http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173194338187231232

2012-02-24 23:27:54 .@pharkmillups @slfritchie @joyent Except the dtrace.conf gets dibs on that material. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173187425911320576

2012-02-24 22:42:38 One of the joys of working at Joyent: our customers are also very smart. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173176032055148545

2012-02-24 21:46:06 @hridaybala I actually LOLed at that! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173161805932281857

2012-02-24 21:44:30 California Most Hated State, According To Recent Poll http://t.co/GFQGKy9f http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173161405439152129

2012-02-24 20:54:28 RT @SFist: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley http://t.co/SoJj5m9S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173148810636312576

2012-02-24 20:51:24 Conundrum: Is Btrfs pronounced “better FS”, “butter FS”, or “bitter FS” ? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173148039907770368

2012-02-24 20:36:44 @atttechchannel Great’ thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173144349125775361

2012-02-24 20:23:16 @atttechchannel Getting more traffic than you expected? I can’t watch the Unix video, and would very much like to! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173140959884869632

2012-02-24 20:16:27 RT @atttechchannel: Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, Brian Kernighan, and more talking UNIX in an #ATTArchives film from 1982? Yes, please. … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173139245119193089

2012-02-24 20:15:52 RT @joyent: “Don’t Miss Out! Bay Area #MongoDB Meetup from Joyent” Feb 29. Tnx, @10gen for the blog post and the support! http://t.co/3m … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173139100151447552

2012-02-24 20:11:40 “now that I ditched cable I’m starting to watch more cool technical videos. Amazing how much cool stuff you can learn” http://t.co/RdSFuVJ2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173138041072922624

2012-02-24 20:09:34 “I am running for President today because the position of Spanish Inquisitor is no longer available.” http://t.co/uQvqUnFX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/173137512854851584

2012-02-24 07:53:05 A song popular in Italy in 1996. Not much has changed, but maybe there’s a gleam of hope now. La Terra dei Cachi http://t.co/5nMmkMy5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172952169539051520

2012-02-24 07:51:18 My twitter followers are an eclectic bunch. I understand the techies, but some of you… probably really won’t like me, to put it mildly. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172951720970825728

2012-02-24 07:42:23 @fstutzman What’s the problem? How can we help? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172949478419075072

2012-02-24 04:48:04 5 years ago I translated: Aggiungi un Posto a Tavola: Consolazione http://t.co/kN6RGh1d http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172905611560890369

2012-02-24 04:46:20 6 years ago I wrote about Italy’s Laws on Opinions You’re Not Free to State – Crimes of Opinion http://t.co/si3QATL6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172905172400476160

2012-02-24 04:43:42 6 years ago I wrote: The Crusading Atheist http://t.co/8Eqyl9bT (with greatest parrot sketch mashup EVER) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172904509859827712

2012-02-23 23:56:20 @fitzage They tried, but can’t get around a $99 install fee and higher internet+voice rate than Comcast is currently offering. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172832192970502147

2012-02-23 23:19:35 Cancelling AT&T completely. Asking me stupid securitry questions over the phone is the last straw. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172822945046081536

2012-02-23 23:03:15 Dear AT&T: I TRIED TO DO THIS ONLINE Your site directed me to call you. Robovoice telling me “it’s simple” to do it online is just offensive http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172818834154209281

2012-02-23 23:01:00 @xcvbdfg44E3 Oh? How much do you pay? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172818265792458752

2012-02-23 22:56:50 Dear AT&T: You are driving me INSANE. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172817221016498176

2012-02-23 22:31:43 The fruity-voiced AT&T robot needs to shut up and let me get a word in edgewise. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172810897264345088

2012-02-23 22:30:41 RT @ahl: new blog post: DTrace OEL update http://t.co/cWkaO2Kn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172810636819046400

2012-02-23 21:52:14 RT @tquila_jiri: Is The Cloud Finally Catching Up With Mighty Oracle? – Forbes http://t.co/87jjfa8g http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172800962593955840

2012-02-23 17:15:33 @polotek Yes, and probably streamed live as well. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172731331929837569

2012-02-23 08:17:00 @FilmCritHULK Saw at age 19 w college boyfriend. Tix seller carded us, asked “Are you sure you know what you’re getting into?” We loved it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172595802638794752

2012-02-23 08:09:10 RT @NomdeB: RT @m_matthew: Santorum supporter just tweeted I should be sent to front lines because I’m atheist. That, America, is what w … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172593828522496001

2012-02-23 08:05:15 RT @drlouann: All the Rage… http://t.co/C5CvU29A http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172592846040350720

2012-02-23 01:57:58 RT @PPact: RT @shelbyknox: By the way, the unintended teen pregnancy rate is going down. Why? Access to contraception. #facepalm #cnndebate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172500413168361472

2012-02-23 01:55:49 RT @QueenofSpain: Because abstinence in school and otherwise is PROVEN TO NOT STOP TEEN PREGNANCY YOU IDIOTS #CNNDebate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172499875123052544

2012-02-23 01:50:37 RT @kgroob: the dangers of contraception. These guys are ridiculous. – They don’t have to worry abou the dangers of NO contraception. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172498566781222912

2012-02-23 01:40:18 Someone asked me today what it’s like to work at Joyent. Well, for one thing, this view is a huge benefit… http://t.co/CAqczViQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172495966576971776

2012-02-23 01:35:59 @jayrosen_nyu Blinded by contraceptives? #CNNDebate http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172494881489555457

2012-02-23 01:04:55 “waking period between sleeps could have played an important part in the human capacity to regulate stress naturally” http://t.co/XVD0D6DI http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172487063839571968

2012-02-23 00:30:34 RT @kbeninato: An alternative to the annual fire and brimstone signs was this: “If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.” http://t.co/T … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172478421736239104

2012-02-23 00:02:57 Reminder for all you #dtrace fans: dtrace.conf is coming! (Yes, we did invite @wimcoekaerts’ team – no answer yet.) http://t.co/E49Q8hK9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172471468716855296

2012-02-22 22:40:43 RT @scottmccloud: Meanwhile, here’s a cute site illustrating famous quotes with comics: http://t.co/RinbkRVP (via his Twitter @zenpencils ) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172450776965324801

2012-02-22 22:37:30 .@MogdenPong This one might also be useful there: Brendan’s blog » Activity of the ZFS ARC http://t.co/rQHAHbxs http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172449967229775872

2012-02-22 20:06:13 @NomdeB Or panties in a bunch http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172411892223057920

2012-02-22 20:05:44 RT @MogdenPong: Hurrah! @joyent “File System Latency” paper by @brendangregg finally makes it onto the Oracle ZFS page: http://t.co/L9GgucWE http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172411770588246017

2012-02-22 19:54:17 RT @MogdenPong: Truly superb paper for devs on #illumos #openindiana #smartos http://t.co/lqMw89wu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172408890468745217

2012-02-22 08:06:03 8 yrs ago: “Everyone’s ready to ooh and aah and spoil your child rotten. Well, almost everyone.” Strangers on a Train http://t.co/jlEtroJa http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172230659421634560

2012-02-22 08:01:09 8 yrs ago: Signora Pavone gelidly replied: “That lady’s great-grandmother was also a student here.” The Old School Tie http://t.co/uJvaX5jL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172229425964920832

2012-02-22 08:00:41 8 years ago I wrote about Some Positive Aspects of Italian Education http://t.co/H6sKxM9c http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172229305739390977

2012-02-22 07:55:47 4 years ago I translated: Aggiungi un Posto a Tavola: Notte Per Non Dormire http://t.co/Zh47Hnnr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172228073578704896

2012-02-22 05:10:51 “It is impossible to live without failing, unless you have lived so cautiously you might as well not have lived at all” http://t.co/CFII4rYf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172186567400624128

2012-02-22 02:11:06 RT @milouness: How quickly does Santorum go from Zero to Nazi? http://t.co/XqJM1QBA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172141331454496768

2012-02-22 00:42:41 @mranney we are totally agreed on that! Constructive criticism to that end is always welcome. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172119081309323265

2012-02-22 00:38:08 In the 4 yes since I returned to the US I’ve commuted by car and on foot, mostly. Now I’ll finally have time the read @Economist http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172117937103187970

2012-02-22 00:37:02 @ebertchicago if he’s elected, will there be a pogrom of atheists? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172117658274242562

2012-02-21 23:50:56 RT @davewiner: DRUDGE: SANTORUM’S SATAN WARNING. http://t.co/dGfSWvgK – I REALLY don’t want a president who believes Satan is real. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172106058385461249

2012-02-21 23:45:27 RT @dreamsicle_: hatin on upstart and SystemTap today, wishing it was SMF and DTrace #sysadmin http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172104677385703425

2012-02-21 23:44:58 @mranney That’ll be great, thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172104557869023232

2012-02-21 23:06:28 “You’re not dealing with no mere winner, someone who’s never known how it feels to take a fall” Dory Previn: Be Careful http://t.co/Is3Orraf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172094869613969408

2012-02-21 21:23:28 @PabloSerbo @mranney We’re actively seeking ways to make the transition easier. What would help – Training? Docs? Tutorials? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172068947120754690

2012-02-21 20:20:48 RT @NomdeB: I did not think I could be more disgusted with the Virginia Legislature than I already am. http://t.co/CgwtoLlY >>VOTE … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172053177057820674

2012-02-21 20:20:18 Keep thinking I shld stay out of twitter because it’s a distraction. Then I am reminded that info critical to my job flows here constantly. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172053052000448512

2012-02-21 19:15:42 RT @johnnysunshine: Those who can, code. Those who can’t bitch about licensing http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172036795318546433

2012-02-21 19:15:34 RT @DavidBrin1: Santorum blasts Obama for elevating the Earth over man. Actually, we elevate our descendants & a healthy planet over sho … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172036760963002368

2012-02-21 17:31:34 @sevanjaniyan True, but I wouldn’t want anyone to think it was an easy to use desktop “out of the box”. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172010587528769536

2012-02-21 17:12:18 RT @Buffyhytzg: @DeirdreS We want to hire you to tweet at… TweetGetPaid .com <- I already get paid to tweet! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172005738552623104

2012-02-21 17:10:41 RT @benjennings: may i just say @chorrell @joyent rocks – fast and helpful support 😉 – Thanks, we colleagues think so, too! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172005333311553536

2012-02-21 17:10:09 @9600 I’d be surprised if anyone did, it’s not intended as a desktop environment. OpenIndiana better for desktops, and includes our KVM. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/172005198213038080

2012-02-21 07:49:21 @timkennedy No, no, you’ve got it all wrong – it’s your wife who is supposed to homeschool your 14 god-given children! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171864069509361664

2012-02-21 05:52:44 RT @esignoretti: seems that many tweeps liked my last article on Oracle very much. 🙂 http://t.co/HukTajnZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171834722249482241

2012-02-21 05:44:16 “election of former Sen. Rick Santorum would solve the U.S.’s immigration problems but create enormous ones for Canada” http://t.co/yx6eSmmb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171832588011446272

2012-02-21 05:30:55 if you’re in need of a good chuckle: Mr. Deity and the Naughty Bits – YouTube http://t.co/tb1yyxdD http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171829230009724929

2012-02-21 04:43:41 “Literally everyone here has a loved one suffering eternal torment.” Mr. Deity and the Occupation – http://t.co/wlTRI3mZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171817345168318464

2012-02-21 04:23:49 “they are up against massive organised attempts to undermine scientific data by people for whom it represents a threat” http://t.co/CueZv9j7 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171812342768742400

2012-02-21 04:03:22 Rick Santorum Calls For End Of Public Education, Says Parents Should Home School Their Kids | Addicting Info http://t.co/iFC0RlRv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171807196194152448

2012-02-21 03:53:57 @ebertchicago …until he gave us Palin. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171804826320113664

2012-02-21 03:44:52 “in the wee hours, we can all feel what it’s really like to be a champion of traditional American values” http://t.co/p77R67g3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171802540822896640

2012-02-21 03:40:52 Anatomy of an unsafe abortion « Dr. Jen Gunter http://t.co/I2CvR5KK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171801534110253057

2012-02-21 03:27:41 “FarmVille was engineered to coerce users. Using our natural tendency to reciprocate, we end up pestering friends.” http://t.co/6EzeNK0p http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171798218391298048

2012-02-21 03:03:28 RT @jasonh: Job opportunity: EMEA Technical Director at Joyent – Geneva Area, Switzerland #jobs http://t.co/5aJ1qpAb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171792121450340352

2012-02-20 23:44:56 RT @vivus_ignis: RT @MogdenPong: New to #illumos / #openindiana then Sergey Brutus’ CS258 notes are a great start: http://t.co/YxWSJ3qu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171742160658505728

2012-02-20 22:10:41 @mattgillard Not nearly enough of them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171718441047306240

2012-02-20 20:21:34 7 years ago I wrote about Sex Education in Italian Schools http://t.co/xoSrrHtq http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171690982239248384

2012-02-20 18:11:50 Got the apartment I want, moving March 3rd. Sigh of relief. Cost of living in SF has gone beyond absurd – and there’s the hipster invasion. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171658334435414016

2012-02-20 17:28:24 RT @NomdeB: “I dare say Rick Santorum has a richer fantasy life than most.” http://t.co/TDzm2SXX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171647401206087680

2012-02-20 04:51:24 RT @rationalists: Santorum: “Obama’s agenda not based on the Bible” and “Iran is dangerous because it’s a theocracy.” Any questions? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171456897680015360

2012-02-19 18:22:46 6 years ago: Italian Food in Video: RistoExpo, Erba http://t.co/NMH1Lpo2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171298698154872832

2012-02-19 18:06:49 The best use of money is to alleviate stress, eg – pay someone else to do the moving! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171294683966865409

2012-02-19 07:27:17 @konobi Leak in your roof? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171133738166657024

2012-02-19 04:23:03 2 years ago I translated: Learn Italian in Song: Sono Una Donna, Non Sono Una Santa http://t.co/DhH2mCgK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171087373592039424

2012-02-19 04:18:28 3 yrs ago: “You can’t force a community into existence. But you can make it fun and easy for them to participate” http://t.co/2eqtri8e http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171086223299969026

2012-02-19 03:38:08 So… Santorum’s media people also hate him? http://t.co/3MyJZSmM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171076072690024448

2012-02-19 00:15:19 RT @RichmondDoc: Nations that build their healthcare systems on primary care, and who make essential services available to all, out perf … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171025032494067712

2012-02-18 00:57:51 @jamesaduncan glad to hear it wasn’t serious, but be aware of possible sypmtoms: http://t.co/rRsCMIIR http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170673346776801280

2012-02-18 00:46:08 @rzezeski Have fun, and let us know how it goes! #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170670399972052992

2012-02-18 23:50:00 @jmclulow no, we’re not bitter or anything… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171018661564391426

2012-02-18 23:49:37 RT @jmclulow: @DeirdreS FTFY http://t.co/BFGKJE8M http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171018563384119296

2012-02-18 23:35:17 🙁 http://t.co/47zk1EBZ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/171014952163880960

2012-02-18 20:50:37 Still feel horrible but I think the where to live problem is solved! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170973516554964993

2012-02-18 05:23:40 RT @JessiDG: The revenging ghost of Rear Admiral Grace Hopper from SMBC http://t.co/SmaKGubY #ghc12 #wellbegood http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170740243417411584

2012-02-18 05:22:03 @bcrair Thanks, did that 18 months ago, which helped but… neverending story. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170739834170781696

2012-02-18 03:47:41 Of course the last time you feel like dealing with bureaucratic health hassles is when you’re, you know, sick. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170716085698560001

2012-02-18 03:45:44 @vdotw not yet, thanks… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170715596311371777

2012-02-18 03:42:00 Dr prescribed 14 pills, insurance thinks I should only have 10. Let’s let MY DOCTOR decide, shall we, Blue Shield? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170714657064099840

2012-02-18 03:31:17 RT @DwayneEvens: “If you don’t like birth control don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170711959711399937

2012-02-18 02:36:41 Getting inside of my nose (and, as a side effect, lips and tongue) numbed so we can look inside my sinuses. Great start to holiday weekend? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170698220870184960

2012-02-17 23:55:37 @jamesaduncan Good luck. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170657684541018112

2012-02-17 23:47:24 RT @ahl: old blog post: useful if you’re also debugging illumos on virtual hardware; I’ve reread it on two occasions now http://t.co/08 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170655617260851200

2012-02-17 23:46:03 “But many of the uninsured are like myself and just can’t seem to make the numbers work” http://t.co/DppcyQPG http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170655278054907907

2012-02-17 23:32:09 @fitzage FUN with the UK version of TSA: http://t.co/9sjoAZEK #fb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170651778185043969

2012-02-17 22:59:57 @stralko How cd we help you get more comfortable with the Solaris family? DTrace hard to give up – lets you do eg http://t.co/Xf2i9fEk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170643675934769152

2012-02-17 22:42:39 @NomdeB The fact that they aren’t getting any? #LGBT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170639321634840576

2012-02-17 21:18:13 @NomdeB Mine were slightly les ambitious: http://t.co/ybSUZy6a #ninjaturtle http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170618076059009024

2012-02-17 21:17:50 @NomdeB That is a snapping turtle – they have huge sharp claws. #ninjaturtle http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170617976012279808

2012-02-17 19:43:38 @crpeck uh, seen booted #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170594270800125952

2012-02-17 19:43:24 @crpeck Here’s what we’ve soon booted so far: http://t.co/Xq3RrAwl Would love to add more screenshots to this trophy wall! #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170594214726467584

2012-02-17 19:26:33 How to Not Be a Shitty Recruiter: Be active in the community! Attend meetups, be aware of people that could be looking http://t.co/oS90wsIY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170589973362393089

2012-02-17 18:36:24 RT @DerpTown: Because Solaris didn’t scratch all our aesthetic itches http://t.co/HmjNqlKp. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170577352902983680

2012-02-17 17:23:11 RT @dapsays: Can’t get over the irony of Oracle shutting down http://t.co/XXwoIeKe (created during the acquisition to host stories and m … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170558926608281601

2012-02-17 16:32:35 RT @newsyc20: Visualizing Process Execution http://t.co/WlcdApkY (http://t.co/9kbacv81) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170546191539507200

2012-02-17 07:51:26 RT @bcantrill: Just this week, 3 different hot companies have asked me about hiring SmartOS expertise; anyone looking for work or a next … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170415039298285568

2012-02-17 02:59:41 @stralko Why would you like them to switch? I ask out of curiosity, not aggression. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170341618967265280

2012-02-17 02:58:33 @Shoq Well, at least Democrats wait to be invited. #p2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170341333679091712

2012-02-17 01:41:39 RT @mattyglesias: All-male House GOP leadership gets all-male witness panel to agree that all-male Catholic hierarchy should set contrac … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170321980308987904

2012-02-17 00:41:33 @missbhavens Sounds gorgeous – pic? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170306858396037122

2012-02-17 00:23:33 RT @SFist: Reminder: This Weekend Only, BART Runs 24 Hours http://t.co/BU1CanP6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170302327306207232

2012-02-17 00:17:49 @NomdeB @lovely that IS lovely – wish I’d known about it a few hours ago before I did a lot of map plotting myself. I have UI suggestions… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170300884838912001

2012-02-16 23:48:49 RT @vambenepe: Oh I get it now. It’s called a “white paper” because it contains as much information as a blank page. – Sadly, often true. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170293588008247297

2012-02-16 23:29:50 RT @ryancnelson: The awesome thing that Maggie and her co-workers have been stealthily working on for months: http://t.co/pgRKvTQS htt … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170288807453802496

2012-02-16 22:42:45 @AlanHogan I come from a long line of troublemakers. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170276961992712192

2012-02-16 22:23:13 RT @PeterKretzman: RT @HackerNewsYC: The ‘Undue Weight’ of Truth on Wikipedia http://t.co/GJ2TheJl PK: reflects why I stopped editing WP … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170272044099960832

2012-02-16 22:20:34 RT @theCanadaParty: #Congress won’t let women testify about contraception — male clergy only. Will the next SOPA hearings be limited to … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170271376228364290

2012-02-16 22:18:16 @AlanHogan I was baptized to please a grandmother, that’s as far as that went. Religion caused problems in my family: http://t.co/qJ2Ccfcl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170270796642648064

2012-02-16 21:50:04 @AlanHogan Yes, my eternal mistake is to assume that other people are rational. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170263700832391168

2012-02-16 21:38:12 “I will start paying attention to the bishops’ position on birth control the day a Catholic bishop becomes pregnant.” http://t.co/5BaPHEmN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170260715561684992

2012-02-16 21:36:34 97% of Catholic women go against “their” church’s teaching by using contraception. At that point, why not found a new church? Or give it up? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170260305203564545

2012-02-16 20:18:25 “Forget the new TV. Go on vacation” What do we regret buying? What do we regret not buying? – Barking up the wrong tree http://t.co/Ti40QJKK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170240635809447936

2012-02-16 20:10:58 On Twitter, no one can tell when you feel like crap. No, actually, they probably can… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170238761731506176

2012-02-16 01:36:48 RT @hudsonette: Here’s my new post if you missed it. http://t.co/JKalBU00 – Thanks for sharing – beautiful! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169958374090358785

2012-02-16 20:10:13 RT @JoyentSupport: Using the Service Management Facility on @Joyent a better way to manage services http://t.co/IgKUINn0 #cloud http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170238573554057217

2012-02-16 00:54:17 @philiph np I rarely even notice misspellings of my name http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169947671694544896

2012-02-16 19:50:42 RT @crpeck: Started testing #smartos yesterday, 1st zone running jasig cas went perfect. Loving it, lean & mean. Onto shibboleth next. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170233663466905601

2012-02-16 00:14:05 @hridaybala @EricDSnider Well, of course – Newt Gingrich! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169937557981896706

2012-02-16 19:28:23 Follow @JoyentSupport for Joyent cloud service announcements and useful tech tips http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170228046547263489

2012-02-16 00:09:17 RT @EricDSnider: I like that birth control is a political issue this year because it means the year is 1964 and the Beatles are about to … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169936348634034177

2012-02-16 19:00:28 RT @KellyOSullivan: Congress: Mostly men asking a panel of men whether another body of celibate men have the right to control the reprod … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170221018475016193

2012-02-16 18:40:36 RT @SFGMC: Have you seen the new commercial for Enchantingly Wicked yet? March 20/21 at Davies Hall in #SF! http://t.co/0aHiEwR9 #EWicked http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170216022895378432

2012-02-16 06:17:24 RT @KittyCostanza: ‘The one who was gentle hurt me much more than the one who was rough and made love on the floor.’ http://t.co/jIohSOX … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/170028987920302080

2012-02-16 03:31:33 RT @patrickstanton: My dad’s parenting words of advice are haunting me tonight “…and then they’ll become evil teenagers”. We’re screw … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169987251508477952

2012-02-16 03:27:06 @bdha Oh, dear, What can we do to entertain you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169986132031979520

2012-02-16 03:26:28 I am SOOOOO looking forward to this! Enchantingly Wicked with the SF Gay Men’s Chorus & Stephen Schwartz – YouTube http://t.co/bK4X4GYS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169985970647740419

2012-02-16 03:20:18 Republicans Play Politics On Domestic Violence – Women, LGBT, Immigrants And Native Americans May Lose | Addicting Info http://t.co/p5Y3O6tK http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169984421611573248

2012-02-16 03:16:20 @jonasthaler That would make my life so much easier. Restaurant staff don’t even know a lot of the time, tho they trpy to help. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169983421223936001

2012-02-16 03:15:20 8 yrs ago I wrote: “The Italian public high school system is complex, with dozens of different types of schools” http://t.co/37BMTK9I http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169983169989316610

2012-02-16 03:12:53 @afranq Ugh. Now I get to be sick for 24 hours. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169982553070112768

2012-02-16 03:05:20 8 years ago I wrote: The Post Office: An Italian Tradition of Bureaucracy http://t.co/DxcWxMXv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169980651246854144

2012-02-16 02:59:34 @bmoyles You’re right, it looks slimy – but it was a mistake (I suspect because the items in the top row required 3 decimals). Will be fixed http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169979200244162561

2012-02-16 02:57:47 Don’t tell me there was soy in the INDIAN food we had for lunch today??? Do I have to ask about every damned thing I eat? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169978755274645507

2012-02-15 23:15:18 RT @JoyentSupport: Commands that Work Differently in @Joyent http://t.co/RvqO0KUF #smartos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169922765271470081

2012-02-15 21:59:02 @philiph Apparently the answer to that question is to be “the GOP”. #thisismyjam http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169903569405886465

2012-02-15 21:55:29 RT @snark101: My 70+ year old Mom said 2 me the GOP have declared war on women & they picked wrong gender to piss off, that we WILL vote … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169902676941869056

2012-02-15 21:54:38 RT @trochej: I love #zfs boot environments. And snapshots. And clones. And whole friggin’ #illumos. Running #OpenIndiana on 32bit env. W … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169902462495498241

2012-02-15 21:34:59 TPP: Welcome to the global war on intermediaries | TechnoLlama http://t.co/J1K2xxWL http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169897516349931520

2012-02-15 21:02:14 @scottherson If someone gives it to me for free. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169889276199309313

2012-02-15 20:57:51 Feb 29: MongoDB + Joyent Cloud on SmartOS: The Mongo/Node.js Stack and PaaS Perspective Joyent Cloud User Group Meetup http://t.co/PwMTcGjb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169888173139300352

2012-02-15 19:51:11 It’s a good thing I don’t have any ladylike sensibilities to be offended by the language in the office. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169871396074295298

2012-02-15 19:47:42 @fabiorapposelli I’ve ridden a camel running. Will make you seasick. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169870517556355072

2012-02-15 18:43:47 RT @trentmick: The first graphic in @brendangregg’s Visualizing Process Execution http://t.co/ncig1EkH is the most succinct argument for … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169854433096765440

2012-02-15 18:42:28 “Whatever a person’s views on abortion might be, this is an assault of a different order.” http://t.co/mnh7nw5g http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169854101146963968

2012-02-15 17:43:28 SmartOS News Feb 14, 2012 – http://t.co/HDVH9F0u http://t.co/cQkcsXOU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169839253579235329

2012-02-15 17:41:11 The promised amazingness: RT @brendangregg: new blog post: Visualizing Process Execution http://t.co/Xf2i9fEk – using #DTrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169838681857867776

2012-02-15 17:29:54 @stephenrwalli Great, thanks! Obviously I need to read this since community is what I do, and my boss was also at Monki Gras. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169835839856181248

2012-02-15 17:07:21 “Decisions about medical care should be made by a woman and her doctor, not a woman and her boss.” http://t.co/3fm33CKk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169830166795796482

2012-02-15 17:03:00 @stephenrwalli @monkchips I get “You are not authorized to access this page” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169829072329904128

2012-02-15 08:22:20 @jamescmcpherson Not yet, but nothing to say we couldn’t schedule one. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169698040502960128

2012-02-15 08:18:57 Up late editing another piece of @brendangregg awesomeness – coming tomorrow! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169697188568498177

2012-02-15 07:27:18 RT @igorskee: Mesmerizing RT @pallian: Love this video: Holy Cow – Awesome Skateboarding Video Shot In India http://t.co/Mg9yKpKU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169684191276056576

2012-02-15 07:20:42 @bubbva I don’t think we know yet, but probably somewhere near Joyent’s One Embarcadero Center ofice http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169682531476701184

2012-02-15 06:59:05 A wistful Italian song for Valentine’s day (translated): Questo Piccolo Grande Amore http://t.co/YggydT91 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169677089337917440

2012-02-15 06:39:52 @bubbva We’re all drinking in the city tomorrow evening – come up? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169672256258195457

2012-02-15 06:28:41 @alimohamedreda Lots of things I cannot see are nonetheless provably there. Have yet to see proof any god is really there. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169669438612832256

2012-02-15 06:17:22 @jonasthaler Give my love to all! Wish I was there, but alas I must find a place to live… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169666591292796929

2012-02-15 06:06:55 Every little girl wants a pony, right? Mine got one. How did I not get the “World’s Most Amazing Mom for Life” award? http://t.co/qYb1f87a http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169663963112550400

2012-02-15 06:03:24 @jonasthaler Where are you off to? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169663077707554816

2012-02-15 05:53:24 @NomdeB Thanks, looks as if Zillow only lists entire houses. So far I’m using only Craigslist, don’t know where else to look. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169660560470843393

2012-02-15 05:02:20 RT @SFGMC: In case you missed us- here’s a clip from today’s serenade of I Left My Heart in SF to @itsTonyBennett http://t.co/sD1cI21I @ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169647708095782913

2012-02-15 04:31:05 RT @KI4OTK: My new blog entry: Discovering #SmartOS http://t.co/zwGavHe8 #illumos #joyent http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169639845436731392

2012-02-15 04:29:12 @KI4OTK Thank you – what a lovely Valentine! You mgiht enjoy watching this conversation about why the diskless boot: http://t.co/4DklnVZr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169639369492283393

2012-02-15 04:18:48 @NomdeB All of the above, and it’s currently a seller’s market… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169636754104659968

2012-02-15 03:40:17 Apartment hunting is depressing. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169627061751783425

2012-02-14 19:46:09 illumos meetup March 7 at Joyent: Monitoring Public and Private Cloud Infrastructures on SmartOS: Going Native http://t.co/GzlxhkE1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169507740996206593

2012-02-14 17:55:46 RT @SFGMC: Singing “I Left My Heart In San Francisco” for Tony Bennett at noon today! Come to City Hall for the free show! http://t.co/i … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169479962301173761

2012-02-14 17:50:10 RT @kebesays: Hey folks, if you’re Powered by Illumos, say it loud and proud: http://t.co/I08xh1SP (My http://t.co/T3iiyCre pages have … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169478554982158336

2012-02-14 10:45:04 RT @ListsOfNote: Before getting married, Charles Darwin drew up a list of marriage pros and cons: http://t.co/1DXwsxgp http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169371571415285760

2012-02-14 01:19:06 @pwl0lwp Thanks for the heads up, looking into that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169229142468997122

2012-02-13 23:28:35 RT @RealTimeWWII: Wolf: “It would be a pleasure to form a battalion of politicians & bureaucrats & order them to attack, deprived of tan … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169201328705380352

2012-02-13 23:24:13 “I sit right next to men at work every day. too late to pick up some “thanks for never raping me” Valentines?” http://t.co/ouWjqLGM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169200229776752641

2012-02-13 01:04:14 One thing I learn on Twitter is that I am not part of whatever mainstream cares about TV “events”. Signing off til this one’s over. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168863014970331137

2012-02-13 22:54:17 @NomdeB It’s not just girls/women, either. Abuse is commoner than you think – all ages, sexes, and orientations. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169192698039910400

2012-02-13 22:30:45 @tenderlove You know about this, right? http://t.co/Jl6UsV4K http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169186775028342784

2012-02-13 22:02:14 @Arclite Feel free to set them straight. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169179600545513472

2012-02-13 18:32:29 @mcavage We’re a pretty vulgar lot on our own, I wouldn’t worry about it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169126813942034433

2012-02-13 17:43:30 The Joyert Seattle office is visiting this week, I’m surrounded with even more engineers than usual. Not that this is a bad thing. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/169114489470451712

2012-02-13 08:45:34 RT @mcavage: Finally! restify 1.0 for #nodejs is officially out. Now with builtin #dtrace, and lots of other goodies: http://t.co/hvzeeDtI http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168979110842990592

2012-02-13 08:39:35 “Those running cos. need the press to spread word. Press eat that shit up – pre-packaged and requires little thought.” http://t.co/UAe0KGS9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168977605352108032

2012-02-13 08:25:43 @akadrjohn You look very elegantly dressed for it, at least. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168974115355631616

2012-02-13 04:57:19 RT @DanielEran: Catholic church pays another $600M to hide paedo priests w/o admitting wrongdoing, why can’t they for contraception? ht … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168921671678435328

2012-02-13 04:48:45 “contraception use has helped avoid unintended pregnancies, led to lower abortion rates, healthier babies…” http://t.co/69raov5h http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168919513511886848

2012-02-13 04:33:43 RT @LeanStartupVan: @nodejschina @jasonh thank you for the RT about the #LeanStartup #Vancouver event http://t.co/ZjRFoZI9 (one speaker … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168915731583471616

2012-02-13 04:29:34 Umm, people… do more than 10 idiots actually fall for the bots with toothy smiles, porny bios and 0 tweets? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168914687134674946

2012-02-13 04:25:43 RT @hemantmehta: Adele didn’t thank god. Is anything different now? No? Congratulations. Now you know what it’s like to be an atheist. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168913720335020034

2012-02-13 03:40:57 RT @YourAnonNews: Athens, Greece is burning; ~100K people protesting in city population of 655K http://t.co/s9cqy1mi – Oh, shit http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168902452257624064

2012-02-13 01:53:36 What a lot of sad, envious people were interviewed for this story: T.M.I. – I Don’t Want to Know – http://t.co/z7OuovNj http://t.co/Mn27Qn7t http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168875437055934464

2012-02-12 23:33:38 RT @PPact: Dear contraception opponents, #birthcontrol and abortion are not the same thing. http://t.co/7V9FgVDv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168840214993842177

2012-02-12 23:32:03 @richlowe @bdha @johnnysunshine Guys, you’re scaring me… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168839816891478016

2012-02-12 23:30:50 @hridaybala I just got stickers to put on the keys. the more frequently used keys have worn off by now, but it’s been nearly a year http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168839510581448704

2012-02-12 22:54:28 @9600 Fortunately, there is almost no occasion to use it anymore. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168830358140358657

2012-02-12 22:48:15 RT @tadeuszwojcik: Did anyone managed to provision #joyent #smartos #solaris instances via #chef #opscode? Any examples, tutorials? #joy … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168828792452812800

2012-02-12 22:24:35 RT @WinnieWongSF: “Nothing good gets away.” John Steinbeck on Falling in Love: A 1958 Letter – The Atlantic http://t.co/6iDvgnFi http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168822835924574208

2012-02-12 22:21:30 @feliciaday And horribly crowded. If you want a romantic atmosphere, take your sweetie out for a fancy meal any other night of the year. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168822060246769665

2012-02-12 22:19:10 RT @cpj1: Shooting your kid’s laptop pretty much means that you have failed both as a parent and as an adult. #JustSayin http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168821471634915330

2012-02-12 21:37:07 Dear banks: you have access to my entire credit history. Why do you waste paper offering to consolidate debt you know I don’t have? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168810893109506048

2012-02-12 20:38:02 Newt Gingrich and the Republicans are Ruining Traditional Marriage | Addicting Info http://t.co/W31J1EhT http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168796024356339713

2012-02-12 19:45:04 @melanierenzulli Oh, yes – learned that one at EuroDisney 20 years ago with mine. The staff knew to expect her screaming terror, too. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168782691393736706

2012-02-12 18:52:06 @MathSimon I think it has changed with younger men, who were more often raised by women with careers and education. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168769365364310016

2012-02-12 18:49:21 .@brendangregg’s blog is currently the #4 search result for Systemtap. And @ahl’s is #1 for “DTrace Linux”. The truth will out… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168768672616288258

2012-02-12 18:40:23 6 years ago I made a video: Bird Flu Arrives in Italy http://t.co/ZxzKfQWX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168766415740997632

2012-02-12 18:39:36 5 years ago I translated: Learn Italian in Song: 7000 Caffè http://t.co/TtzsnBqO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168766216184406016

2012-02-12 18:32:28 “everyone reads the Bible with bias. Patriarchal bias – both of the reader and of the Bible itself — is unquestioned.” http://t.co/MODX3g6S http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168764420598673408

2012-02-12 18:27:18 “by 2008, men’s interest in a woman’s education, intelligence at #4, after attraction, character, emotional stability” http://t.co/6I5NVX82 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168763124223180800

2012-02-12 18:09:42 Need a tool for monthly Twitter recap on my blog that will turn YouTube links into embeds, grab photos, expand short URLs, put all in WP. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168758692941004800

2012-02-12 18:06:21 @sturadnidge How on earth did you even manage that, without specifically rying…?!? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168757850699603968

2012-02-12 17:56:03 @NomdeB Interesting. Those who say they’re “tto white or too black” need to find friends who don’t care either way. #MixedRaceProblems http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168755260029022208

2012-02-12 05:40:35 “Do stop sniveling, anyone would think you were Italian.” – Gosford Park http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168570172410560513

2012-02-12 05:34:57 (I do say that with some degree of self-irony – I am well aware that many also perceive us as arrogant.) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168568755822133248

2012-02-12 05:33:51 So consensus seems to be that engineers/techies want to work for Joyent because it’s Sun 2.0. How can other companies be as cool? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168568476766699520

2012-02-12 05:31:50 @jasonh What’s CI, btw? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168567968299622400

2012-02-12 03:18:16 .@ryah I’m honestly puzzled as to how anyone can be seriously Catholic anymore. Gotta be the most discredited institution in history. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168534358037237760

2012-02-12 03:16:15 @jasonh You are welcome to chime in. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168533847594643456

2012-02-12 02:11:49 Had ragu to finish up so trying a pasta al forno with ricotta in the bechamel. Maybe I’ll have more energy after food. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168517633426210816

2012-02-12 01:53:55 @Martytoof This may help: http://t.co/AEn46oWM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168513129930702848

2012-02-12 01:53:12 Today’s tweetbot follower profile says “I’m having sex in the moon next summer”. I don’t think Newt will be quite ready by then… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168512946991931392

2012-02-12 01:21:35 @sogrady Indeed, that’s what does it for me. I never want to be the smartest person I work with. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168504994172116994

2012-02-12 01:20:54 @aredridel We seem utterly sane? Oh, dear, we’re clearly misleading you somehow. But we’re crazy in the good ways. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168504818330112001

2012-02-12 01:18:34 The recruitment question phrased another way: Lots of people tell me they want to work at Joyent. Why? What makes us look so hot? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168504234680139776

2012-02-12 01:11:48 Feel as if I never quite woke up, but can’t really sleep either. At this point, should I have coffee or wine? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168502529657806848

2012-02-12 01:09:07 @craigmorgan Told Delya and Ouafae the story of how I’m kinda responsible for that logo. And a few other things. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168501853707964416

2012-02-12 01:05:56 Was highly amused to learn that Nexenta’s new HQ is in the old offices of Roxio – which I helped to create many moons ago! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168501054588190720

2012-02-12 00:55:00 I’m to be interviewed for an article on “ways companies can make themselves look more attractive to job candidates.” Your thoughts? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168498303099609089

2012-02-12 00:50:22 “To you, their pay is a line item; to employees, pay is the most important number in their family’s budget.” http://t.co/fHRUUxlN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168497137389277184

2012-02-11 20:46:34 RT @LOLGOP: Would Muslim hospitals be allowed to be run based on Sharia Law? Or is the GOP only defending that right for Catholics? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168435782145671168

2012-02-11 20:35:15 RT @AlecMuffett: Hands up anyone who’s been here: http://t.co/6Bay3xsy #somanytimes #betternowreally http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168432933194047489

2012-02-11 20:30:15 So tired just want to sleep but alas need groceries. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168431676270186496

2012-02-11 20:24:11 RT @hutchike: One of the coolest #nodejs modules out there is #restify by Mark Cavage @mcavage – see http://t.co/zkFuAYSZ (love the #API … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168430149384151040

2012-02-11 19:28:26 @missbhavens made me act insane, was Not Good. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168416121144352768

2012-02-11 19:27:32 @timfoster if you’re still an employee you should be able to. Someone on Kestelyn’s team cd help, last I heard. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168415894446419968

2012-02-11 19:26:10 RT @FarrenSquare: If that man had shot his wife’s laptop, we’d all be calling him abusive and telling her to leave & seek safety. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168415550119231489

2012-02-11 18:38:11 @timfoster duplicate content may also be hurting google ranking of your own site. Best kill the bsc one http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168403472251756546

2012-02-11 18:24:46 @saraford at least I got the neighborhood selected quickly, now i just have to find the right apt. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168400095379849216

2012-02-11 17:56:03 Must wake up and go apartment hunting… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168392870418579456

2012-02-11 09:14:29 6 years ago I published a video postcard from The Lake Como Shore in Lecco http://t.co/W60CWx0D http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168261611931447296

2012-02-11 09:13:23 5 years ago: When a Spell Checker Won’t Save You http://t.co/xWBNfa8Y http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168261335795240961

2012-02-11 09:13:05 5 years ago I wrote about chocolate: Sweetness and Dark on Lake Como http://t.co/vAJK9cUM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168261262025818114

2012-02-11 09:05:49 On a slow binge rereading my personal sci-fi classics. Next up: “Bug Jack Barron”, a 1968 foreshadowing of Jon Stewart. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168259432118104064

2012-02-11 08:50:28 @ulope Right. And some of us are taking what Sun made open and running rings around Oracle. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168255568396550144

2012-02-11 08:41:35 “Stop putting up with everyone’s crap. Just be you.” SFPD “It Gets Better” Video http://t.co/243Fq93w http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168253333314871297

2012-02-10 23:34:41 @izs They’re gonna need to show more smarts than the recruiters than I’ve heard from lately. Like – actually READ my resume. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168115703445061632

2012-02-10 23:24:03 .@ulope Not to worry, the DTrace beat goes on in #SmartOS, #illumos et al http://t.co/Abmy3RB6 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168113027089055746

2012-02-10 22:48:42 RT @briantopping: Been learning about illumos, after watching this video, am completely sold on it! Wow! http://t.co/SynUGWfA http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168104130219483136

2012-02-10 19:28:41 ‘“We are all Catholics now,” said Huckabee, who was raised a Southern Baptist.’ – Hell, no! Speak for yourself, bud. http://t.co/rObInAuU http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168053795039879168

2012-02-10 19:03:40 @jasonh I think it should, but the DTrace guys, alas, are not bronies. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168047498592665600

2012-02-10 18:38:28 “Open source is key to enterprise change… Government needs small teams of technologists who can work with them.” http://t.co/qswoH8JF http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168041154783363072

2012-02-10 18:36:16 @jasonh Don’t forget the DTrace Ponycorn: http://t.co/EyHdDDaW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168040604209647616

2012-02-10 18:30:42 @alex_gaynor try #joyent or #illumos on irc #dtrace http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168039202024456192

2012-02-10 18:30:05 RT @jasonh: So funny ==> RT @rob_ellis: Apple Scotland iPhone Commercial http://t.co/SiGofMTO! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168039048336777216

2012-02-10 18:25:43 @NomdeB Obviously it’s god’s will that women suffer for the sin of Eve. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168037946535051264

2012-02-10 16:21:04 It mut be spring – I’m waking up earlier these days. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168006578237222913

2012-02-10 16:20:22 RT @mgoetzke: awesome ! #smartos now contains iscsi drivers to create luns… only a few days after i asked about that … kudos to @jas … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/168006402470719489

2012-02-10 07:20:51 @bgaff Ha! was actually thinking of my ex when I read that piece. But he doesn’t follow me online – at least, he never did before! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167870629788385280

2012-02-10 07:17:37 @rekatz @joyent If we want to make it joint-joint, we could probably interent the illumos crowd as well. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167869815736905728

2012-02-10 07:14:09 “many women must abide by rules to keep their male happy, rules that dictate which topics can or can’t be discussed” http://t.co/aIXwLUrC http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167868942050799616

2012-02-10 07:05:21 Oh, hey, I’ve got 1500 followers now. Maybe I should see if I can mortally offend some of them? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167866727953211393

2012-02-10 06:54:12 @rekatz Joint what? Need help? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167863922832052224

2012-02-10 06:53:28 RT @johnnysunshine: SmartOS build day: http://t.co/8JMethq3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167863736177139713

2012-02-10 06:53:17 RT @palmerabollo: I was wrong. The truth is in DTrace. Amazing demo at @joyent HQ. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167863692543799296

2012-02-10 06:43:53 3 years ago, for OpenSolaris: Some Days… http://t.co/qkeV1Gbt http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167861327967166464

2012-02-10 06:42:27 6 yrs ago: Would You Like an Encyclopedia with That? Surprising Things You Can Buy in Italy’s Newsstands http://t.co/wyopPd55 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167860965088567296

2012-02-10 06:40:40 6 years ago “it has been brought forcibly to my attention how much of Italian productivity is lost to strikes” http://t.co/S35gIpq4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167860515308175361

2012-02-10 06:36:34 7 years ago: Vloggercon 2005, NYC (with blizzard footage, if you’re missing snow this year…) http://t.co/P7bfkpoy http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167859483480035328

2012-02-10 06:33:36 A very popular piece I wrote 8 years ago: Dressing for Italy: Tips for Tourists http://t.co/JsToHZOb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167858737158168576

2012-02-10 02:34:01 Eolas Patent Failure A Hollow Victory – Simon Says… http://t.co/02owdJra http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167798446269534208

2012-02-10 02:15:50 Rick Santorum: Leading American Catholics on a Path Back into Oppression http://t.co/9jTplDd5 – member of Opus Dei? Vade retro satana! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167793867079426048

2012-02-10 01:07:08 RT @pborenstein: The mind of a developer is a curious thing. Half my job is figuring out what they’re thinking. The other half is explai … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167776578602938369

2012-02-10 00:54:36 “You gotta roll with the punches, play all of your hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way…” http://t.co/308SuyT8 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167773426671562752

2012-02-10 00:25:05 “The double standard always lurks in these discussions about sex, but man, it’s just getting blatant.” http://t.co/Kgl6b6I5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167765999087656961

2012-02-09 23:40:01 Every part of my job is mostly about communicating. Mostly with extremely smart people. Who keep me on my toes. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167754656599113729

2012-02-09 23:39:11 .@philiph Thanks! But I’ve just retitled myself “Community Architect”, trying to reflect a little better (some of) what I actually do. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167754446317694977

2012-02-09 23:30:14 @quasi42 I do try to clean those out, prefer to have a realistic picture of my (supposed) sphere of influence. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167752192751702016

2012-02-09 23:17:42 #Illumos news: http://t.co/9sAobxTB http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167749038379237376

2012-02-09 23:14:59 @RepJackKimble Actually: http://t.co/2LAHv9F9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167748358428041217

2012-02-09 23:13:31 The Joyent office is hopping, I don’t even know who all these people are! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167747988737892354

2012-02-09 23:10:50 RT @mahrens1: Let’s talk about #ZFS at the FAST BoF I am organizing, in San Jose next Thursday: http://t.co/WmZR2acb http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167747310787362816

2012-02-09 22:43:29 RT @izs: Unix Nerds in @NodeJS: Troubled that customFds was hobbled? Bring your use-cases here: https://t.co/3sY6dqk7 Thanks. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167740429536731138

2012-02-09 22:42:28 RT @izs: Goes for developers, too. Lack of social skills is no excuse. RT @danshapiro: Startup dudes: Cut the sexist crap http://t.co/qf … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167740171771576320

2012-02-09 22:15:05 @michaelverdi Will you be at SxSW? Friend is asking about getting a session filmed, wondering if you or someone you know could do it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167733280660144128

2012-02-09 20:02:53 Nearing some arbitrarily-significant number of twitter followers, so I’m supposed to beg everyone to get their friends to follow me, right? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167700012275474432

2012-02-09 18:48:44 RT @fitzage: I don’t think Obamacare is perfect, but those talking of repealing it have nothing better to replace it. The status quo is … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167681350705491968

2012-02-09 18:42:40 RT @ghaff: How to fix any computer from The Oatmeal–priceless http://t.co/CnglPxVf – Linux: “Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167679826101157888

2012-02-09 18:22:20 Oh, now I get it. All that blogging our engineers do is “content marketing”. (Shh! Don’t tell them!) http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167674710644105216

2012-02-09 18:01:03 RT @hrm_today: Oracle buys Taleo, but did you see Taleo’s recent ad in the WSJ? http://t.co/W8r6WnTS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167669353804869632

2012-02-09 07:39:39 One of the better mashup videos ever made, and an old fave of mine: What is This Feeling? Harry vs. Snape – YouTube http://t.co/hwRPTSL4 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167512974024650752

2012-02-09 07:22:43 “You know me, I must speak my mind.” “Why? No one else does.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167508709315067904

2012-02-09 06:22:30 Does the GOP have a rule that you have to be a complete a$$hole to run for office?Can’t think how else to explain… http://t.co/06r2RGnn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167493558033596417

2012-02-09 06:17:38 @missbhavens Courage, dear heart. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167492331094810625

2012-02-09 02:20:39 @pourmecoffee At least House is nice to look at! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167432693590671361

2012-02-09 02:19:22 Glass of wine, then some pasta, then 3 or 4 episodes of Downton Abbey, maybe a hot bath… yes, that’s what I need this evening. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167432372126613504

2012-02-09 02:13:24 Thou Shalt Not Spill Thy Seed! Anti-Masturbation Amendment Added To Anti-Abortion Bill | Addicting Info http://t.co/7WizrTQ2 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167430870746148865

2012-02-09 02:09:32 I guess @bcantrill is big in India: http://t.co/fHN6qGjM http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167429894874206208

2012-02-09 01:53:04 RT @markos: Contraception use reduces need for abortion, so you’d think anti-choicers would embrace it. But fact is, they just hate sex. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167425750381760512

2012-02-09 00:35:20 One thing to say for the painful transition from Confluence to MediaWiki: makes editing Wikipedia a lot more familiar. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167406188370206720

2012-02-09 00:01:21 “Women’s health care should not depend on who the boss is,” GOP vows to reverse Obama birth control policy http://t.co/K0ANQdCY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167397636771545088

2012-02-08 17:17:01 @gedamore c3 or c6, I’d have to be learning this stuff anyway. I knew that when I took it on. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167295881727578112

2012-02-08 05:07:05 RT @antumbral: Fun fact: Zynga’s offer letter includes a separate form where you agree not to have a personal blog or build software on … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167112190317445120

2012-02-08 03:51:46 @DEVOPS_BORAT But if you’re an expert on DTrace… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167093236328968195

2012-02-08 03:49:30 Sales guys have much bigger drinking capacity than I do. I think it’s a job requirement. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167092663500288000

2012-02-08 03:02:38 @KellyOSullivan I’ve ended up having Cosmos at a nearby Burmese restaurant but… What the hell http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167080871168454656

2012-02-08 01:27:20 @ITechPreneur @JSCANIBANO Here are some resources that may help: http://t.co/c9lGTqvS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167056889291612161

2012-02-08 00:53:26 @JSCANIBANO Love to, I take it you’re here? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167048356026269696

2012-02-08 00:37:50 @ErebusBat Believe it, baby: http://t.co/Xb4SulEk #solaris #illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167044432472973312

2012-02-08 00:37:10 RT @ErebusBat: Learning about #solaris… Can’t believe @Oracle screwed the pooch that bad by closing it down 🙁 Glad to see #illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167044262029033472

2012-02-08 00:27:27 RT @fooljay: The difference between Stockholm Syndrome and parenthood is incredibly subtle http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167041816150024192

2012-02-08 00:22:11 This day calls for a martini. Possibly two. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167040492368969729

2012-02-08 21:06:55 .@sbraswe1 dtrace.conf probably not a good learning opp for beginners, but we’re thinking hard how to provide DTrace & Perf training, soon. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167353741685702657

2012-02-08 19:33:26 @ryancnelson Execept working on systems, not cadavers. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167330212206477312

2012-02-08 19:32:33 .@jorgesd We invited the Oracle #dtrace team to tell us about it at http://t.co/Jl6UsV4K, no word yet. In the meantime: http://t.co/ovwlRazz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167329992387203073

2012-02-08 17:30:27 RT @Tenzer: A few pictures from the #illumos booth at #FOSDEM from last weekend: http://t.co/3v2P4azg /cc @fosdem http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167299263565541376

2012-02-07 23:06:02 One of the less-fun parts of my new title: reading IRS documents. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167021328510103553

2012-02-07 22:45:41 RT @izs: Why do you contribute to open source projects? http://t.co/WSu3b8Qe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/167016209202692097

2012-02-07 21:14:31 RT @gwaldo: Smart people I respect have brought up SmartOS as a server platform. This bears investigation. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166993264812109824

2012-02-07 20:11:54 “Proposition 8 serves no purpose other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California” http://t.co/0bUEXxC1 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166977506522574849

2012-02-06 22:44:38 RT @adrianco: If you didn’t look at new @brendangregg Visualizing Process Snapshots post yet, you need a dose of eye candy, go do it htt … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166653556064124933

2012-02-06 22:32:42 This winter’s “cold that’s going around” seems to be less cough-y than last year’s; I hope it also doesn’t last as long. Still tired. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166650552632086528

2012-02-06 22:16:59 The Onion Thanks Rep. John Fleming for His Patronage http://t.co/nupQuocX http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166646597285978112

2012-02-06 20:59:22 .@Greencognito And with that, all of Silicon Valley has officially jumped the shark… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166627065414692864

2012-02-06 20:20:00 RT @leapingwoman: my beautiful wife @kleen & i are (at least for now) legally married in california. we want other #lgbt couples to be … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166617158447673345

2012-02-06 17:52:47 Today is “bring your robot to work” day. Unless I decide he’s too heavy (he wouldn’t get there on his own, sadly). http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166580106855329792

2012-02-06 17:42:17 RT @brendangregg: new blog post: Visualizing Process Snapshots http://t.co/KJw31uq9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166577467077824513

2012-02-06 16:52:00 RT @NomdeB: Does it occur to Douthat that 841 adoption referrals vs 329K abortions means abortion is often the better/moral choice? http … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166564813428891648

2012-02-06 16:47:34 .@shermanboyd OpenSolaris was abandoned by Oracle. SmartOS and its parent kernel illumos are supported by a community and several companies. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166563694912868352

2012-02-06 16:22:52 “What has to happen for me to be happy? What has to happen for me to be unhappy?” http://t.co/SBHhfNLn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166557481051500545

2012-02-06 16:06:35 RT @jof: Those that recommended dtrace, it was the tool I had hoped for. I ported everything out to a box with a more modern kernel, and … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166553381618450432

2012-02-06 16:05:38 RT @mvidallopez: #Illumian, a new #illumos kernel-based distro with Debian&GNU userland: http://t.co/oMrKSr0U It seems Illumian will rep … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166553141712658432

2012-02-06 04:29:02 RT @AskDrRuth: NYers are all celebrating the Giants victory. Everyone else will just have to crawl into bed, hide under the covers and h … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166377840495964160

2012-02-06 04:23:37 @AmSci @hemantmehta Nah, just totally not interested. Unless there are horses involved. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166376474708942848

2012-02-06 04:22:22 @JSCANIBANO Welcome to our fair city! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166376161822244864

2012-02-06 02:42:36 6 Years ago ““Delayed signs and symptoms [of concussion] may include…” Bang! http://t.co/OxEnfNp8 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166351052944314369

2012-02-06 00:42:47 @Joanmarie …Your true friends will love who you really are, the others aren’t worth keeping. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166320902236151809

2012-02-06 00:42:24 @Joanmarie For me, trying to meet others’ expectations has largely resulted in frustration. Be the person YOU want to be…. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166320802956972032

2012-02-05 21:49:32 @Joanmarie what’s “normal”? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166277300776742912

2012-02-05 21:47:59 @pborenstein how do You know that you see ~70 car ads per month? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166276911973146624

2012-02-05 17:12:01 What is the ratio of car ad impressions to the number of cars actually sold? How much of a car’s sticker price reflects cost of advertising? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166207461680873472

2012-02-05 16:57:16 Is the Susan G. Komen Foundation backing down? – “But what does this mea culpa mean?” The Washington Post http://t.co/mPmT2Vw5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166203750204190720

2012-02-05 15:47:53 RT @LindaStone: RT @ValdisKrebs: Facebook Is Using You — http://t.co/eJk44YuL …and so is every other FREE internet service! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166186290201628672

2012-02-05 15:42:31 RT @michellefabio: Parole sante. RT @agmahoney: Don’t let the Super Bowl overshadow the important things in life. Today is also World #N … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166184936917839872

2012-02-05 06:15:43 @reiger Where are you? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166042296826077185

2012-02-05 06:14:18 @MoruduDuke4 Uh, no. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166041941765656576

2012-02-05 06:13:42 @joshk @mranney Uh oh, he found the secret channel! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166041789164302336

2012-02-05 03:52:46 RT @SarahKSilverman: I still wake up so jazzed that childhood is over http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166006323648004097

2012-02-05 03:50:29 Now that is a beautiful pasta al Forno, if I say so myself! http://t.co/ehWW96Di http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/166005742988574721

2012-02-05 03:19:18 @italylogue Great minds! I’ve got pasta al forno baking, with homemade ragu and homemade bechamel http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165997900969689089

2012-02-05 03:12:46 RT @raichoo: Just blogged: Setting up a #tor Bride Relay on #illumos http://t.co/rx0CyLts http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165996258803187712

2012-02-04 20:46:23 @mjasay Not clear to me how the clients of Catholic charities intersect with legal obligations towards their employees? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165899021251129344

2012-02-04 20:05:42 I’m at Whole Foods Market (399 4th St., at Harrison St., San Francisco) w/ 3 others http://t.co/3bD1Ulvj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165888781512228864

2012-02-04 19:39:35 Media Gets It Wrong, Komen Didn’t Actually Reverse Decision About Planned Parenthood | Addicting Info http://t.co/EgHJvmMj http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165882209746690048

2012-02-04 19:38:37 Say your relig institution believes in child labor – should it be allowed to employ 8 yr olds in the name of separation of church and state? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165881967567585280

2012-02-04 19:36:05 .@mjasay If employees are Catholic, they won’t ask for those things. If they aren’t, employer cannot force its beliefs on them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165881330096275457

2012-02-04 18:57:17 RT @melanierenzulli: Amazing photos on @Instagram of snowy #Rome today. Here’s the Forum: http://t.co/OEUUQKxj – once in a lifetime! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165871566528327680

2012-02-04 18:48:50 @drajen Welcome home! 😉 #OpenSolaris #OpenIndiana #Illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165869439336718336

2012-02-04 17:49:29 “The Pro-Life movement must make reducing the rate of abortion the goal, and seek rational methods and solutions” http://t.co/CL6QFtpY http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165854502501629953

2012-02-04 17:47:18 .@DaiSull There’s more recent research and books on bilingual kids now, but I don’t need to read it myself! Maybe my daughter will. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165853951453962240

2012-02-04 17:43:40 New! Learn Italian in Song: Che Bambola! http://t.co/W7IGqDhf http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165853039712940032

2012-02-04 17:06:51 actually posted this far more than 2 years ago, but it’s a great song on any day: Learn Italian in Song: La Vasca http://t.co/zful3ah5 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165843775447511042

2012-02-04 16:57:59 Over the years, the rudest comments I’ve gotten on my site/blog have been from linguists… Raising a Bilingual Child http://t.co/KU6XMiU3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165841540147716097

2012-02-04 16:46:07 Woke up earlier than I wanted to, but at least it’s a beautiful sunny day and maybe this damned cold is finally vear over. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165838555590033409

2012-02-04 16:43:04 RT @jfelipe: #Illumian: Illumos kernel + deb packaging, FOSDEM presentation: http://t.co/EbdamiaG Open Solaris fork still making new way … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165837789810798593

2012-02-04 16:42:35 RT @cypromis: nearly out of illumos t-shirts … #illumos äopensolaris #fosdem http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165837667773329408

2012-02-04 16:42:28 RT @theronconrey: Glad to be home, but #fosdem looks awesome this year. If you’re there, swing by and see the #illumos crew. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165837635741433857

2012-02-04 07:01:51 @johnnysunshine Belligerence not required, but wasted is okay. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165691520626855937

2012-02-04 04:48:41 @reiger Sorry to have missed you last night! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165658007965925376

2012-02-04 04:48:07 @notmatt I’d be all for that, if I was in Vancouver. Maybe we’ll do bourbon in SF. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165657866865348609

2012-02-04 04:28:08 “You don’t need sales people [or] marketing. If you have a really strong FOSS project “people just start calling you.” http://t.co/opl5y6LN http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165652835864813569

2012-02-04 03:43:06 RT @jzb: Anti-Patterns for Technical Leaders http://t.co/tu5Yy3nx @bcantrill and @jasonh’s talk from @monkigras #monkigras http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165641502196895744

2012-02-04 03:39:51 .@samueldean I think someone’s working on getting #SmartOS working with #openstack http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165640684672528384

2012-02-04 01:45:34 RT @enmand: Wow! Just did a migration of #SmartOS zones from one server to another… what a breeze! Thank you #ZFS! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165611926406180864

2012-02-04 01:22:31 RT @kamens: Have now interviewed >1 freshmen for our internship who got into Stanford/MIT despite sucky high schools using Khan Acade … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165606122970038272

2012-02-03 00:39:33 @NomdeB Apparently, it did: bit.ly/AjdFlv #Komen http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165232923866431488

2012-02-03 22:28:40 hey @italylogue just found this blog you might like: http://t.co/XMAWYX9k http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165562371979485185

2012-02-03 21:48:12 RT @AlbertBrooks: “The scariest things need to be joked about or they will overwhelm us.” I put that in quotes even though I said it. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165552189299896320

2012-02-03 21:26:33 “A must for risk communication is to get the story straight (and make it the truth).” http://t.co/RdEaGHyv http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165546741310029824

2012-02-03 20:27:34 RT @postwait: Seriously? http://t.co/W9oAnvBr How about: “it is missing a free/open source Solaris 11”. full stop. #illumos #baitnswitch … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165531896091127809

2012-02-03 19:55:29 RT @MTBracken: With Francis Maude, Minister for Cabinet Office, and @liammax in Joyent’s office in San Francisco. @joyent @lreitman @rod … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165523821959458816

2012-02-03 18:25:11 RT @missyjack: The Komen/PParenthood sit brings up the question of why basic healthcare for women in the US has to rely on charity. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165501100714229760

2012-02-03 18:20:39 .@darrenmoffat The entire operating system, of course. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165499959519621122

2012-02-03 18:15:42 The Story Behind Graham Nash’s “Our House” http://t.co/iJ77yzGW http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165498712230072320

2012-02-03 17:09:18 @insane_irish We’re working on it – and thanks in advance! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165482000436822016

2012-02-03 16:39:13 .@StopBeck Yes, “meet the needs of their communities” has a world of “Georgia doesn’t like abortion” squirm room. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165474429533569024

2012-02-03 16:38:23 @ericmortensen Hmm: “while maintaining the ability of our affiliates to make funding decisions that meet the needs of their communities” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165474223886839808

2012-02-03 16:34:00 @johnnysunshine As George Carlin said, the anti-abortion people are people you’de never want to f*k in the first place. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165473120059260928

2012-02-03 07:31:03 “access to contraception and other family-planning services reduces the demand for abortion, @PPact prevents abortion” http://t.co/pZysgAyz http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165336479583846401

2012-02-03 07:12:35 @irabinovitch damn, you’re fast on that RT button! 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165331833825923072

2012-02-03 07:11:47 new video: Garrett D’Amore at SCALE10x about genesis of illumos. “Experiences Starting an Open Source Operating System” http://t.co/gxjDzZXJ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165331632046350336

2012-02-03 07:06:29 RT @WarLordwrites: .@lil3ichmann Single payer, Medicare for everyone takes this off the table and #komen out of the picture forever. #ob … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165330298073124864

2012-02-03 07:02:29 “Abortions make up ~3% of its work, but most of this crowd objects to its leading role in providing contraceptives” http://t.co/aCtYi5B9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165329291666653184

2012-02-03 06:42:12 @mistyclifton Apparently #komen aren’t actually that good at business, either. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165324185378365440

2012-02-03 06:27:01 RT @NomdeB: #Komen isn’t just a misunderstanding that can be resolved, it’s that the pink curtain has been pulled back & we don’t like w … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165320364874924032

2012-02-03 06:25:19 “most politicians who oppose abortion do not support birth control, either.” …and don’t even see the contradiction http://t.co/LoB9hUl3 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165319938284863488

2012-02-03 05:59:18 @komenforthecure What proportion of your entire budget is that $93 million? What % of your income goes on overheads? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165313392377204736

2012-02-03 05:58:06 @komenforthecure Show us a list of alternate svcs already in place in every geo area affected by your defunding @PPact http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165313089225498625

2012-02-03 05:56:43 @komenforthecure @PPact Try spending more on PP than you do on lobbying, then we’ll talk. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165312740443959297

2012-02-03 05:55:41 @GPollowitz No problem, sweetie. I had no intention of watching it anyway. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165312482200662016

2012-02-03 05:50:13 @SteveAaronCal Umm and you know that how? #komen http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165311106557030400

2012-02-03 05:45:10 .@NomdeB When we see a supposed charity spending this much on lobbying http://t.co/eLJ3inkk … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165309834709843968

2012-02-03 05:31:16 RT @NomdeB: Still gobsmacked a #komen executive could begin to think this RT was professional & appropriate. Who ARE these people?? http … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165306337708875776

2012-02-03 05:20:14 RT @NomdeB: More discussion about #Komen http://t.co/d69tQ71i http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165303559594844160

2012-02-03 05:09:32 8 years ago I wrote How I Got My (First) Job in Italy http://t.co/4RQzSxft http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165300866671329280

2012-02-03 05:04:01 @Maggyw519 I don’t mind if they were, altho my own was voluntary and spontaneous. I’m baffled by the Komen guy’s “disappointment”. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165299478314745856

2012-02-03 04:46:54 “bitterly disappointed that Planned Parenthood was using Komen’s decision to raise money” – WTF else should they do??? http://t.co/iE4e0YAl http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165295170198315009

2012-02-03 01:54:10 @joelhousman I’ll be moving to the east bay, I’m told they get more actual heat, which I’d like. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165251700574261248

2012-02-03 01:53:24 @gzicherm I’d like them better if they’d just be honest: “We get more money from the pro-life than pro-choice crowd.” http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165251508823273474

2012-02-03 01:52:24 @joelhousman I live in SOMA – I see the clouds roll in, but they break up before they get here. But I’ll be moving soon – rents absurd now. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165251258851143680

2012-02-03 01:37:13 @joelhousman What fog? 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165247435147460608

2012-02-02 23:50:56 .@joyent the playlist of @brendangregg’s full talk, plus slide deck and more details, is here: http://t.co/zbCwJfDr http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165220690084118529

2012-02-02 23:38:35 @hridaybala In a way they’ve done good by pissing people off and getting us to fund PP directly. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165217580485849088

2012-02-02 23:12:41 Susan G. Komen Foundation Also Stops Funding Embryonic Stem Cell Research | Care2 Causes http://t.co/MkEkrMuw http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165211061518217216

2012-02-02 21:25:33 RT @italylogue: Hey, Rome folks, Yelp is hiring for the Community Manager of the Roma section… http://t.co/961ryW9X #rome http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165184100871843841

2012-02-02 21:23:58 @MikeBloomberg donated $100 2 days ago #PlannedParenthood #standwithPP http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165183703457349633

2012-02-02 21:23:45 RT @MikeBloomberg: Please donate to help #PlannedParenthood’s breast cancer screening program & I’ll match up to $250,000: http://t.co/3 … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165183647811506177

2012-02-02 20:32:20 Dreamed last night about Patrick Stewart, the sexiest bald man in the universe. However, I still prefer men with hair. On their heads. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165170707934883841

2012-02-02 20:28:53 RT @JohnEdginton: Traditional Marriage In America: 1691 only white people could marry http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165169840477319169

2012-02-02 18:35:00 @fitzage Those who are stopping their funding of #komen are largely giving it direct to PP instead, looks like. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165141182735843328

2012-02-02 18:20:49 @fitzage PP is very often the only option. Those who kept saying on FB that there were other options need to make usable lists of them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165137610455523329

2012-02-02 18:11:31 @fitzage Research is great and necessary. But it doesn’t help an uninsured woman who needs a screening TODAY. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165135272558870528

2012-02-02 17:57:48 @johnnysunshine Don’t rub it in, kid. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165131821380681728

2012-02-02 17:09:16 Mmm, sleep. I’d like this to get to be a habit. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/165119607911362561

2012-02-02 05:01:51 @KI4OTK Hmm. Can you try asking about that in the SmartOS mailing list? http://t.co/hEeTUdEg http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164936545147699201

2012-02-02 04:57:35 lots of old video of mine here, YouTube login mess means I can’t do anything more with this Channel http://t.co/vUYsjcYe http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164935473360420864

2012-02-02 04:43:21 @gklst It’s fixed, thanks! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164931890275561472

2012-02-02 04:42:42 if only… http://t.co/nmxYvAAO http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164931727310077952

2012-02-02 02:07:13 @pborenstein SF? It almost never gets actually really WARM here. The east bay should be better for that. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164892598845190144

2012-02-02 02:03:22 @smaffulli Porn for us wankers who won’t be getting a taste of all that hot employee stock option action. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164891626844598272

2012-02-02 02:02:20 @rnsloan Sorry! We found you, you should be hearing from someone soon. FYI you can also use live chat to reach us in these situations. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164891369796681728

2012-02-02 01:59:33 3 years ago I wrote: ” If anyone should have done well in Italy, it was me.” Divorcing Italy http://t.co/ibLv3Gry http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164890666332192768

2012-02-02 01:52:40 10 years ago I wrote about Smog Days: Italy’s Pollution Problem http://t.co/VCLsQX14 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164888937624641536

2012-02-02 00:45:42 @AliaK This was a specific policy decision by my then employer, the person responsible could have warned me in time but chose not to. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164872081861918721

2012-02-02 00:24:22 Doing a depressing cleanout of old blog posts where video is no longer available. Screw that witch who killed those videos without warning. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164866713299591169

2012-02-01 23:21:08 @alexr You are very welcome to inform them, and/or maybe @ahl will. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164850802039603201

2012-02-01 23:20:30 I need to go live in the tropics again. Warm, humid weather, no seasonal allergies, lighter clothing… http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164850644031778816

2012-02-01 23:13:19 Thank you @gklst for the private beta invite! http://t.co/ok13Bo5X http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164848836362256384

2012-02-01 23:04:04 @gklst whoops, thought I was. Must be that practically everyone I know RTs you 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164846506996793344

2012-02-01 22:53:15 hey @gklst my account has said “waiting for private beta invite” for quite a while. ??? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164843784356630529

2012-02-01 21:45:36 Damn, thought this cold was over. I was wrong. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164826760008044545

2012-02-01 21:40:23 Women’s lives can’t afford to be caught up in political battles. I #standwithPP. Do you? http://t.co/ClvV4Tn8 Pls RT. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164825444804345856

2012-02-01 21:35:12 @jxinsight Up to @bcantrill and @ahl what finally gets talked about, by all means add yourself to the list with a proposed topic! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164824144003866624

2012-02-01 20:01:43 RT @HamrouniGhassen: Switching back to FreeBSD after 5 years … userland DTrace, ZFS, jails 🙂 – Welcome home. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164800616839913472

2012-02-01 20:01:02 @_kanika A good leader knows when to delegate. If beer must be finished, choose someone from your team to do it. 😉 #monkigras http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164800443782922240

2012-02-01 20:00:16 .@bcantrill’s talk has had over 10k views on YouTube http://t.co/bqemMfts http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164800252828860417

2012-02-01 19:32:20 @_kanika It makes sense to save room for more different beers. #monkigras http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164793222843990016

2012-02-01 19:16:43 @lusis soaring above the dinosaurs? #dadops #illumos http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164789293791985664

2012-02-01 19:15:53 @TomRaftery Can see one diff between CTO and VPoE right there: CTO gets the podium and, presumably, control of the slide deck #monkigras http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164789080402558977

2012-02-01 19:15:03 RT @TomRaftery: Joyent’s @jasonh and @bcantrill giving an awesome talk at #monkigras (at Conway Hall) [pic] — http://t.co/uLiMFEgk http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164788873900199937

2012-02-01 19:13:55 RT @enmand: SmartOS is an amazing system. If you haven’t checked it out already, or don’t know what it is… find out. Now. http://t.co/ … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164788588872081410

2012-02-01 18:07:30 @widhalmt You might also want to check http://t.co/4t5y1zDu http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164771871290695680

2012-02-01 18:05:49 RT @LusciousPear: Planned Parenthood gets all of tonight’s sponsorship money from #BroOps Con, btw. #freedom http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164771447703748608

2012-02-01 17:58:38 @JoeMyGod “People who need contraception and STD treatment are bad, bad people, so who cares if they get cancer?” seems to be the logic. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164769640923410432

2012-02-01 17:54:36 @SFGMC will be dining with one of your own tonight – always a mood improver! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164768627042697217

2012-02-01 17:52:13 @sogrady Will #monkigras video be posted for all the world to see? http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164768028192538626

2012-02-01 17:01:36 @sogrady @jasonh was spreading rumors and panic among the staff 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164755287390167040

2012-02-01 06:21:36 Was going to read a silly romance article just for giggles, but at the 2nd pop-up ad on the site, I closed the tab. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164594229195186176

2012-02-01 06:19:26 @bklein34 Uh, that is the Enquirer…. #seriouslyeeew http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164593681062567936

2012-02-01 06:18:06 @bubbva Wasn’t bad, tho I need to work on the proportions – got too sour. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164593345937678336

2012-02-01 03:37:27 @izs No less than the newly-crowned king deserves. 😉 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164552918454898688

2012-02-01 02:48:34 .@lizzwinstead Exactly. I gave money straight to @PPact PP, and don’t need to buy any more products with pink ribbons on them. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164540617219784704

2012-02-01 02:42:29 And #komen are cowards – can’t bear to let critical posts stand on their Facebook wall. Vote with your wallets, folks – support @PPact ! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164539086655328256

2012-02-01 02:36:59 “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re f’d.” “They’re not pro-life, they’re anti-woman.” http://t.co/mJtaKqxQ http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164537700131672064

2012-02-01 02:32:43 RT @Donna_West: So you’ve heard Mitt, Rick and Newt. Are you afraid yet? You should be. Government by religion & the end of women’s rights. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164536627341959168

2012-02-01 02:31:55 In full pissed-off bitch mode. Tired of so much stupidity in this world. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164536424689967104

2012-02-01 02:25:36 @jeffreytaylor I spoke too soon – reading a littel further, I find that women can be just as stupid as men. #komen http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164534836588068865

2012-02-01 02:25:04 @markwilliams Lots of narrow-minded and stupid women, too, I must say. All more interested in “protecting” the unborn than the born. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164534701527269376

2012-02-01 02:18:54 .@markwilliams Interesting that the people thanking them for ending their funding to Planned Parenthood are… men. #komen http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164533150842761217

2012-02-01 02:04:33 “Getting involved in open source is… a way to contribute to projects that feel more meaningful. ” http://t.co/ZQ9GqABn http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164529538678796288

2012-02-01 01:26:02 Nice that when we’re well enough to work (some) but maybe still contagious, we can keep our snuffly, sneezy bods home, still get stuff done http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164519846036508675

2012-02-01 01:17:55 @SFGMC No blues, just a miserable cold – thanks for asking! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164517804844920833

2012-02-01 01:12:59 Having a hot toddy: lemon juice, brown sugar, spices, water, Jack Daniels’ Honey. Good for what ails me. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164516562424958976

2012-02-01 01:10:26 RT @joyent: Want pizza? KVM? Joyent Cloud Meetup w/ @rmustacc “Using #SmartOS as a Hypervisor” in SF 5-7 tonite. http://t.co/JcafN1Oc Ea … http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164515920922939393

2012-02-01 01:09:56 RT @morninggloria: The Komen foundation’s defunding of Planned Parenthood more sinister than you might think- http://t.co/SnQed7S9 http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164515794087198720

2012-02-01 00:55:49 @stevegarfield Busy, mostly in a good way, still doing lots of video. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164512243491422208

2012-02-01 00:42:25 RT @ahl: best way to get people interested in your open source technology? get it running on Mac OS https://t.co/Lq9eh5LT #ZFS http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164508870570553344

2012-02-01 00:32:28 .@ppact I just donated to Planned Parenthood – if #komen won’t support women’s health, I WILL. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164506366021611520

2012-02-01 00:31:55 @stevegarfield Hey, long time! http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164506225101389824

2012-02-01 00:31:36 I just donated to Planned Parenthood – if #komen won’t support women’s health, I WILL. http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164506148865720323

2012-02-01 00:22:35 RT @hudsonette: This insidious war against women, masquerading as “pro-life,” must be stopped. Now. #Komen http://twitter.com/DeirdreS/statuses/164503876303716352

Centro Ippico Lombardo: Gara Sociale 1999

My daughter began riding at age eight at the Centro Ippico Lombardo, a stable and riding school near Milan’s San Siro stadium. This was around the same time I was starting to learn to shoot and edit my own video, so I was able to document some of her earliest events. Some of this old video – in this case an informal “social” competition in 1999 – recently came to light, on some old CD-R discs – which are holding up just fine!

For those who wish to practice conversational Italian, the last clip in this playlist is the dinner we all took part in after the event.