The Red Volkswagen Camper

My grandparents owned a classic 1960s Volkswagen camper. I don’t know why they ever had it –  they didn’t strike me as camping types. The VW camper was a classic hippie road trip vehicle, so it was fitting that when my father and I returned to the US in 1972, my grandfather  gave it to him. I guess we drove it from Louisiana to Pittsburgh that year, via my aunt’s place in Texas.

In the summer of 1973 my dad, Nancy, and I set off on a classic hippie road trip in the camper. It had a fold-out mattress in the back that made a double bed for them. For me, Dad drilled holes in two metal pipes to fit over hooks he installed into the car’s frame on either side of the front seat. Nancy stitched a heavy canvas hammock that fit over the poles suspended above the front bench seat, and that’s where I slept while we were on the road. A curtain pulled across behind the seat gave them privacy.

We called the camper Shambala, from the Three-Dog Night song.

After some days on the road, possibly with a stop in Louisiana to see my grandparents, Dad and Nancy dropped me off with my aunt Rosie and cousin Casey in Coupland, Texas, where I was happy to spend the summer among their pets and horses. Dad and Nancy went on to Mexico where they had lots of classic hippie adventures that I later heard lots about. They came back with a Mexican God’s-Eye hanging from the rearview mirror, among other souvenirs. I think they brought me an embroidered Oaxaca blouse.

On the way back from that trip, we had another classic hippie adventure: nearly getting arrested in Tennessee. We had just picked up a pair of hitchhikers along the highway (where it was illegal to pick up anyone). We exited in Cookville, TN, to get gas. Someone made a mistake, and Dad ended up t-boning a car carrying a family with a pregnant woman. Our VW spun around, shaking us all up like beans in a can. I had been sitting on the rear-facing seat behind the driver’s seat, and later realized I was lucky not to have been thrown into the sharp corner of the little fridge next to me. 

Nancy had had her head out the window, and severely banged it on the window frame in the crash. But she retained the presence of mind to hastily palm a baggie of dope to the hitchhikers to dispose of before the police showed up, as well as to instruct them to say that we’d picked them up at a previous rest stop. I accompanied Nancy to the hospital in an ambulance while Dad was taken away by the police. The crash was determined to have been Dad’s fault, but no one was seriously hurt and I guess nothing more came of it. Eventually we reconvened where the van had been towed to a nearby gas station. The hitchhikers had stayed with it, and now told us that they’d hidden the stash in a toilet tank in the gas station bathroom in case we wanted it back (we didn’t).

The van got us back to Pittsburgh I think, and survived a while longer. One night Dad had been out and came home to see two men trying to push start a VW camper. He cheerily went to help them until he realized that it was in fact our van, which they had hot-wired. They ran off.

The van was eventually replaced with a classic blue VW Beetle, and then a Volkswagen Thing.

My dad owned the book How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive: A Manual… for the Compleat Idiot. I didn’t care much about cars, but I liked the way this book explained things, in simple language and rich cartoony illustrations, and made it seem possible for anyone to repair their Volkswagen. Unconsciously, I later adapted this style in writing a student Survival Kit for Woodstock School, and then multiple software manuals, one of which won an award.

photo: This Playmobil version of the VW camper even features dolls that superficially resemble my dad and Nancy at the time! Note that our VW did not have the classic white roof and nose, but was painted a solid rusty red.

Fingerprints

My path to Australian citizenship was very quick and smooth compared to many others’ – I fully recognize my privilege in that I could afford a good immigration attorney to help smooth it. But there was a significant hurdle early on that derailed the process for nearly a year while I was still in the US.

To request the visa that would allow me to enter Australia, I needed certificates from California and the US federal government stating that I had no criminal record. Because I was applying for a partner/spouse visa, Brendan had to do the same. These reports are usually acquired by submitting fingerprints to the state’s department of justice and the FBI, which are checked against their databases of fingerprints. 

As we quickly discovered, my fingerprints are nearly non-existent. Brendan’s were fine and his certificates arrived quickly. My requests were repeatedly rejected due to “fingerprint quality too low to be used”. We tried multiple times at various fingerprinting services. I followed all the tips from the FBI on improving fingerprint quality, even buying a substance called Ridge Lifter that they recommended. On one attempt, myself and the technician spent an hour trying to get a marginally-acceptable reading, using all the techniques recommended on the FBI website. Nothing worked. To add to the stress, the second round of attempts took place while California was under strict lockdown (fingerprinting businesses were allowed to be open, as essential services), when nobody wanted to be around anybody else, even masked.

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My new retirement hobby: I just built my first app, in less than a week

tl;dr

A non-programmer built an app with Codex. More interesting than the process is the implication: we are entering an age of personal software, when any of us can use the real power of computers without needing to be an engineer.

Background

I’ve spent 40 years in tech (in roles including support, community, and product marketing), but I’ve never been a coder. I’ve worked closely with software engineers doing user experience testing and writing documentation, and I’ve done various kinds of tech marketing. I’ve designed simple web apps and done other coding-adjacent tasks like context-sensitive help, and I’ve dabbled a little in HTML and CSS — but that was the sum total of my coding experience.

Until now.

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A Theater Lover’s Diary

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown – Did I actually see this during our ~1969 home leave? Maybe with my mother in San Francisco (what were we doing in San Francisco?)

Indian Ink – Art Malik and Felicity Kendal, London 1984

Little Shop of Horrors – London 1984

On Your Toes – London 1984

Cats – Broadway, 1985, just before going to India.

Les Mis – Kennedy Center, probably with my dad, 1988 or so. Maybe London also.

La Cage aux Folles – New York

Anything Goes – original cast on Broadway, 1988

Into the Woods – original cast on Broadway, 1989

Cats – Little Rock AR, 1992 – Rossella’s first show, she was scared during the dark part at the beginning

Cabaret – Studio 54 revival with Molly Ringwald and Raul Esparza

Hairspray – Broadway, with Ross

Chicago – London, Chita Rivera

Avenue Q – London

Spamalot – London, on the very last night Tim Curry performed in it. Dad had bought us the tickets but was not well enough to come.

His Dark Materials – 2 nights – London, with Dad.

The one that got away: Chess

I’m an Australian Citizen!

November 13th will always be a happy anniversary for me: I became an Australian citizen.

My path to citizenship was easier than many, because I married into it. Brendan is Australian and we always knew we would eventually move here. We had originally planned to leave the US in late 2021, but the pandemic made us anticipate that by a year, so I arrived in Australia as a Permanent Resident in December, 2020. I then had to wait four years (everyone does) to apply for citizenship. With the help of my excellent immigration attorney Valerie da Gama Pereira, I submitted the application in January, 2025, knowing it would take at least six months to process. On July 29th I received by email my Approval of Citizenship by Conferral. 

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Deirdré Straughan on Italy, India, the Internet, the world, and now Australia